What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

What am I not allowed access to the DB? Would make life so much easier... than having to tell some idiot who doesn't SQL what to do ugh...
 
About at the start of the pandemic

I was looking for soup for my mom. Lots of stores bare. I went to a Walmart. One can so in line to get it. The meat was bare and lots of people in line with six dozen eggs. I pronounced loudly that I don’t know how Walmart was going to convince the chickens to lay more than one egg a day. The people in line with the eggs weren’t amused.

Same day at another store. The whole aisle of pasta was gone. At the check out I said. Wow, I can’t believe all the pasta is gone. Good thing there’s a guy selling it in a white van in your parking lot. The clerk immediately called someone and they assembled a team to investigate. I made the whole thing up. 😆
 
Does anyone else suffer from Pizza Oven Anxiety?
Where the guy puts your slices in to warm them up, then he goes in the back for way too long and you start to freak out because you think the slices are going to be burned, but then he comes back and everything is fine?

Is there a pill for this?
 
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