kreemi_pi
LA as fuck
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Penalty stroke for that oneFore!!
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Penalty stroke for that oneFore!!
Now I'm just picturing you giving the slowest most torturing stroke everPenalty stroke for that one![]()
Is that a new technique?Penalty stroke for that one![]()
Yeah...you use you wood for thatIs that a new technique?
I teed that one up for youYeah...you use you wood for that
Googling tennis ball circumference.."I wonder if I could fit a tennis ball up my ass"
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Ok so probably not thenGoogling tennis ball circumference.
Works out to about 2.6 inches wide which coincidentally is about the same as a baseball bat at it's wildest point.
I've played some baseball in the grassGoogling tennis ball circumference.
Works out to about 2.6 inches wide which coincidentally is about the same as a baseball bat at it's wildest point.
But a golf ball....well it is 1.68 so that is a lot closer to avg penis width.Ok so probably not then![]()
Batter upI've played some baseball in the grass
But never had a bat up my ass
But you can hang around
And touch my pitcher's mound
You'll never get past 2nd baseBatter up![]()
He will try for an inside the parkerYou'll never get past 2nd base![]()
It’s not quite THAT easy..I need to learn to be funnier View attachment 2619224
Stolen by dwarves.Where the fuck did Monday morning go?!![]()
Remind which base is a bat up your ass?You'll never get past 2nd base![]()
Ah that whole “best laid plans” thing does come to life…now on to spontaneity! You can do itThe me that meal planned is not the same me that showed up to cook dinner tonight
lol I have done that before!The me that meal planned is not the same me that showed up to cook dinner tonight
I'm just doing it... I have all the stuff and more than anything, I hate wasting thingsAh that whole “best laid plans” thing does come to life…now on to spontaneity! You can do it![]()