What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[cocokittysurprise]

I get it, people can be very grrrrrrrrrr. I take it, you don't put up with bs

I try to limit BS as much as I can within my realm of influence LOL

 

[Olderwiserstillhorny]

I don’t understand the words that are coming from your fingertips. The scent is what draws me in deeper.

Yeah, I’ve helped them breed, castrated new borns, killed them, butchered them and cooked them. Eaten every damn part except the brain and the feet.

I just don’t do feet.

Ate pickled chicken feet in china just to be polite. Would not recommend.

Respect that brother

 

[Olderwiserstillhorny]

I hope nobody was offended. I wasn’t. Keep on keeping on. Eat what you like. All good.

Kinda hard to offend this ole man

 

[rick_j21]

 

[Hornymwtxn]

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Don't look at me

 

[Paul_Chance]

“Perhaps the truth depends on a walk around a lake.”
-Wallace Stevens

 

[MrMakersMark]

How do I still like Kung fu movies from the 70s?

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Jury duty day.

Bring on the coffee.

 

[seela]

That *really* shouldn’t be my problem to fix, but here we are once again

 

[GetNerdy]

Can i cancel all my plans today because my cat fell asleep on my clothes and looks too cute to move?

 

[seela]

Can i cancel all my plans today because my cat fell asleep on my clothes and looks too cute to move?

YES!!!!!
Pics plz!!!!

 

[Shygentleman2]

That *really* shouldn’t be my problem to fix, but here we are once again

I swear this is the reason I'm gainfully employed as it's a constant occurrence.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I swear this is the reason I'm gainfully employed as it's a constant occurrence.

The key to job security is often fixing things that don't need fixed and fucking it up worse than it was before

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I just had my car in for service and they saw I had fresh tires on it so why would they send me a coupon buy 3 get 4th free?

 

[seela]

I swear this is the reason I'm gainfully employed as it's a constant occurrence.

The key to job security is often fixing things that don't need fixed and fucking it up worse than it was before

These two messages hit painfully close to home, yup.

 

[cheekygirl75]

When are these people going to show up? I want to see the tile, damn it!

 

[Hornymwtxn]

When are these people going to show up? I want to see the tile, damn it!

But what color grout?

 

[Hornymwtxn]

 

[rick_j21]

I need to learn to be funnier

 

[Hornymwtxn]

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I must not be as funny as I think I am

 

[Apisto42]

The key to job security is often fixing things that don't need fixed and fucking it up worse than it was before

So… being in upper management?

 

[Hornymwtxn]

So… being in upper management?

Upper is good, when you consider shit goes downhill

 

[MysteriousMadameX]

How long is that f*cking
woodpecker gonna drill my chimney??

…and, no, that’s not a clever euphemism for getting f*cked, although that wouldn’t be a bad thing, lol

 

[Hornymwtxn]

How long is that f*cking woodpecker gonna drill my chimney??

…and, no, that’s not a clever euphemism for getting fucked, although that wouldn’t be a bad thing, lol

Ratta
Tat
Tat
Ratta
Tat
Tat

 

[MysteriousMadameX]

Can i cancel all my plans today because my cat fell asleep on my clothes and looks too cute to move?

Why not? Seems like a valid reason to me