What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[LordofDargaardkeep]

just saying, I wanna dm you … and I get an 3.5 earthquake… I dunno

edit: too soon?

It will give you something to think about during your 4 day spa trip

 

[humanmale]

It will give you something to think about during your 4 day spa trip

Are you stalking me? It feels like you're stalking me.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Are you stalking me? It feels like you're stalking me.

When you feel my breath on the back of your neck its time to worry

 

[humanmale]

When you smell my breath on the back of your neck its time to worry

FIFY

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Wow I am not getting shit done today….

Same!

When you feel my breath on the back of your neck its time to worry

Im guessing this would be different in another scenario

 

[EyesOnHers]

settle down spider girl.... You are throwing webs not Thors hammer

Say again?

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

FIFY

Nah thats not my breath... thats @Qky75 parmesan toes
Just relax and don't flinch when he inserts the peg leg

 

[KatieKulka32]

Im guessing this would be different in another scenario

In an 8x10 cell?

 

[Qky75]

Nah thats not my breath... thats @Qky75 parmesan toes
Just relax and don't flinch when he inserts the peg leg

With friends like you brother ....

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Say again?

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Can I borrow that to give someone a pedicure?

 

[EyesOnHers]

Can I borrow that to give someone a pedicure?

I could say yes.
But let's be honest... are you really worthy to lift Mjölnir?

 

[jason28053]

Say again?

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Nice tan and shade at the same time

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Im guessing this would be different in another scenario

Well if @Shymidwestgirl was there my breath would me accompanied by my lips and tongue .. but she doesn't like me to kiss and tell because of HR reasons

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

I could say yes.
But let's be honest... are you really worthy to lift Mjölnir?

I think Odin would allow it so everyone in Asgard could celebrate me smacking the fuck out of @humanmale with it

 

[EyesOnHers]

I think Odin would allow it so everyone in Asgard could celebrate me smacking the fuck out of @humanmale with it

*sighs*
You are not worthy

 

[humanmale]

I think Odin would allow it so everyone in Asgard could celebrate me smacking the fuck out of @humanmale with it

I think Odin appreciates someone who knows the difference between speedos and speedo's.

 

[Cogan]

Say again?

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Som jag har letat efter den!

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

*sighs*
You are not worthy

Probably not...
But I have other options

 

[Cat]

I think Odin appreciates someone who knows the difference between speedos and speedo's.

Odin already knows this, otherwise.. he might become a bit cross with Mimer.
But realistically, he is on his way up in his tower, riding on Sleipner and laughing with Hugin and Munin.

 

[Cat]

Som jag har letat efter den!

Glemte du også handsken? Gosh.. godt at du stadig har gederne foran vognen, ellers var der ingen aftensmad!!

 

[humanmale]

@LordofDargaardkeep ? Come on. Cut me with it. Make it funny.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Say again?

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Technically it was Spider-Man 2099 That wielded Mjolnir but whatever.

 

[EyesOnHers]

Technically it was Spider-Man 2099 That wielded Mjolnir but whatever.

Nerd

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Odin already knows this, otherwise.. he might become a bit cross with Mimer.
But realistically, he is on his way up in his tower, riding on Sleipner and laughing with Hugin and Munin.

@LordofDargaardkeep ? Come on. Cut me with it. Make it funny.

I am so confused... So what you're saying is Odin is kinky as fuck and him and his buds are laughing watching me choke @humanmale from behind with a dirty sweaty speedo? So I don't need to hit him with the hammer?

 

[humanmale]

I am so confused... So what you're saying is Odin is kinky as fuck and him and his buds are laughing watching me choke @humanmale from behind with a dirty sweaty speedo? So I don't need to hit him with the hammer?

You can do MUCH better. Again.