What do you find in YOUR dryer?

[redrider4u]

ROFL! I think if I had no kids in the house who might accidentally open the dryer before me (yeah, right...like that will happen!), I'd wish to find a nekkid man in the dryer!

I've found a Chapstick before; I'd forgotten about that. Wonder what else I've found that I don't remember! With my poor memory, I MIGHT HAVE found a nekkid man! lol

Actually did find a nekkid woman in the dryer, unfortunately it was a Barbie doll. Fuck!

 

[BlueDaisy]

Actually did find a nekkid woman in the dryer, unfortunately it was a Barbie doll. Fuck!

ROFL! How did that get in there? lol

 

[redrider4u]

ROFL! How did that get in there? lol

maybe daughter had something to do with it!

 

[MissIntrigue]

Originally posted by redrider4u
Actually did find a nekkid woman in the dryer, unfortunately it was a Barbie doll. Fuck!

Well I know it wasnt me-(must have had the wrong house, and I am not satisfied sexually either) and I certainly don't look like Barbie- but who does?


To answer the thread question: Coins, rocks, chap stick, paper, tissue, (lint is exceptionally flammable you know!) jewelry-costume, and the all too common thing- and as owls said- clothes. Again he has cracked me up! What a sense of humor!

 

[BlueDaisy]

maybe daughter had something to do with it!

Let's hope so! Question is: did Barbie get the bath or just wind up in the dryer? lol Somehow I can't see a Barbie getting past the pocket inspection!

 

[BlueDaisy]

Well I know it wasnt me-(must have had the wrong house, and I am not satisfied sexually either) and I certainly don't look like Barbie- but who does?


To answer the thread question: Coins, rocks, chap stick, paper, tissue, (lint is exceptionally flammable you know!) jewelry-costume, and the all too common thing- and as owls said- clothes. Again he has cracked me up! What a sense of humor!

So far I'm the only one who has had a hearing aid go thru the laundry. Figures. lol

 

[redrider4u]

Let's hope so! Question is: did Barbie get the bath or just wind up in the dryer? lol Somehow I can't see a Barbie getting past the pocket inspection!

um, pocket inspection?

 

[Arden]

One night, about 12 years ago, I heard this banging coming from the utility room. I noticed the sounds were coming from the dryer and opened it. A small bird had come in through the vent, and was beating itself up trying to fly around inside of the dryer. We managed to bag it in a pillowcase and let it go outside. Poor thing!

 

[tonitits]

One night, about 12 years ago, I heard this banging coming from the utility room. I noticed the sounds were coming from the dryer and opened it. A small bird had come in through the vent, and was beating itself up trying to fly around inside of the dryer. We managed to bag it in a pillowcase and let it go outside. Poor thing!

Ok Arden, you win I think you have the most bizarre thing found in the dryer!

 

[tonitits]

So far I'm the only one who has had a hearing aid go thru the laundry. Figures. lol

never had hearing aids in dryer. However, my Grandmother used to wear hearing aids and she was always taking them out and playing with them and putting them back in and she was over at my mom's for a few days and she thought that one of us had got her hearing aids and lost them. (Actually, she thought one of the kids did) Well we were looking all over the house, in all her bags thinking that she had put them in one of the bags and forgot. So finally we were trying to think what she had done and where she had gone during this time. Well, I think it was my son, found them. There was a little tupperware bowl with some skittles in it. None of us eat them and she had had them and was sorting through them, I guess looking for a particular kind she liked, and in that bowl, her hearing aids!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[BlueDaisy]

um, pocket inspection?

LOL! Yeah, that's where you go thru the pockets before putting them in the wash to make sure that there isn't anything that shouldn't be washed and dried (such as a hearing aid, crayons, etc). Isn't 100% effective, however, as I am well able to testify.

 

[BlueDaisy]

One night, about 12 years ago, I heard this banging coming from the utility room. I noticed the sounds were coming from the dryer and opened it. A small bird had come in through the vent, and was beating itself up trying to fly around inside of the dryer. We managed to bag it in a pillowcase and let it go outside. Poor thing!

Oh poor birdie!

Thanks for sharing that, Arden. What a story!

 

[BlueDaisy]

never had hearing aids in dryer. However, my Grandmother used to wear hearing aids and she was always taking them out and playing with them and putting them back in and she was over at my mom's for a few days and she thought that one of us had got her hearing aids and lost them. (Actually, she thought one of the kids did) Well we were looking all over the house, in all her bags thinking that she had put them in one of the bags and forgot. So finally we were trying to think what she had done and where she had gone during this time. Well, I think it was my son, found them. There was a little tupperware bowl with some skittles in it. None of us eat them and she had had them and was sorting through them, I guess looking for a particular kind she liked, and in that bowl, her hearing aids!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yuck! I'll bet no one ate them after that for sure!
LOL....that is a cute story! Thanks!

 

[Hornymama]

i find my cat in the fryer....luckily it's before i turn it on...stupid thing likes to sleep in it

 

[BlueDaisy]

i find my cat in the fryer....luckily it's before i turn it on...stupid thing likes to sleep in it

LOL!

My son used to like to climb in the dryer and try to close the door on himself. He'd ask me to start it. Yeah, right, kid. Sheesh...where do kids get these ideas!

Love your av, Hornymama. Very pretty.

 

[redrider4u]

LOL! Yeah, that's where you go thru the pockets before putting them in the wash to make sure that there isn't anything that shouldn't be washed and dried (such as a hearing aid, crayons, etc). Isn't 100% effective, however, as I am well able to testify.

um, you are kidding me......................why would you check pockets?

 

[BlueDaisy]

um, you are kidding me......................why would you check pockets?

No, hon, I kid you not. The question should be, "why don't you check pockets"?

You check pockets to make sure that kids haven't left things like hearing aids (or crayons, etc) in their pockets. Like I said....it isn't always 100% effective, but it helps. I have prevented the darn thing from going into the wash a few times. I think she has FINALLY learned not to put it in her pocket.

You check pockets to make sure that things that should not go through the washer and/or dryer don't go through them! Well, in theory, anyway.

Besides....my mama always did it. lol

 

[redrider4u]

No, hon, I kid you not. The question should be, "why don't you check pockets"?

You check pockets to make sure that kids haven't left things like hearing aids (or crayons, etc) in their pockets. Like I said....it isn't always 100% effective, but it helps. I have prevented the darn thing from going into the wash a few times. I think she has FINALLY learned not to put it in her pocket.

You check pockets to make sure that things that should not go through the washer and/or dryer don't go through them! Well, in theory, anyway.

Besides....my mama always did it. lol

sheets........blue............lol...........agape here....................at least those condom packages are water tight

 

[alwaysawake]

The most bizarre thing was that I left some stray trout flies in my fishing vest when I washed it (so many pockets that I missed one.) I was OK until I ran it through the dryer, then the hooks magically appeared (15 to be exact) and attached themselves to every piece of clothing in the dryer with the vest. It took me hours to remove the hooks from the clothes without destroying either the flies or the clothes! LOL

 

[Bug Eyed Monster]

So far I'm the only one who has had a hearing aid go thru the laundry. Figures. lol

I have heard of hearing aids going into toilets.
Cue Arggghhhh noooooo!!!!!

 

[Bug Eyed Monster]

sheets........blue............lol...........agape here....................at least those condom packages are water tight

Bad news and a warning.

Heat destroys condoms. That's why they have a 1 year shelf life and about a 1 week pocket life.

If they go through the dryer I wouldn't recommend using them, otherwise

 

[BlueDaisy]

The most bizarre thing was that I left some stray trout flies in my fishing vest when I washed it (so many pockets that I missed one.) I was OK until I ran it through the dryer, then the hooks magically appeared (15 to be exact) and attached themselves to every piece of clothing in the dryer with the vest. It took me hours to remove the hooks from the clothes without destroying either the flies or the clothes! LOL

Oh boy! I'll bet that was fun! NOT!

 

[BlueDaisy]

I have heard of hearing aids going into toilets.
Cue Arggghhhh noooooo!!!!!

Hearing aids in toilets? Yuck! Well, with her being a girl we haven't had that problem, thank goodness!

 

[BlueDaisy]

Bad news and a warning.

Heat destroys condoms. That's why they have a 1 year shelf life and about a 1 week pocket life.

If they go through the dryer I wouldn't recommend using them, otherwise

Oops....hear that, redrider? Hope you didn't use them! lol

 

[alwaysawake]

Also, left a Sharpie black permanent marking pen in my pants pocket...it didn't do it's damage until it hit the dryer. Permanent black spots on EVERYTHING...including the inside of the dryer!