What do you NEED right now? pt 2

Why did I imagine you lying on your back, typing this on your phone, looking up at the ceiling while the mailman tries his best to deliver? I mean, just tap him on the shoulder and say "good try but I gotta get on." 🤔
Well, she is supposed to be delivering something for me to deliver myself from this pent up sexual frustration so..... yeah.. You're not wrong!
 
A Turkey. Ever woken up Thanksgiving morning and realized you forgot to get a Turkey. Pigeons outside are too small unless you have 30 of them.
 
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