What do you NOT TRUST?

[mnbreastluver]

Weather forecasters

 

[colorfulnayyy]

People

 

[barefootgirl69]

People who return to Lit with a different name or a variation that pretend to be new.

 

[AtramentousRex]

People who pretend to be kind and sweet, but talk shit behind lots of other peoples backs.

 

[Taegul]

Zip line cables.

 

[Taegul]

Small to mid-sized towns where 80% of the billboards are attorneys for hire.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Stairs… they are always up to something

dad joke ha

 

[Trubbycat]

Carny folk. Small hands, smell like cabbage.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Gas station sushi.

 

[Bbl87]

Almost anyone on Lit, that I don't know, who messages me claiming to be a woman and is all hot and bothered. Nothing screams "actually a dude" quite like that.

 

[Bbl87]

Gas station sushi.

Completely valid one there.

 

[Coyote100]

People who think they know more about the military than anyone else but dodged the draft in their youth.

 

[NeonSubtlety]

long, fake fingernails.

I’m a simple man. None of em ever ended up with a guy who likes a drive in movie theatre or growing food in his garden.

 

[Qky75]

Humans

 

[Neanderthal247]

People who return to Lit with a different name or a variation that pretend to be new.

Most of that post sounds like me lol, but not all of it

 

[barefootgirl69]

Most of that post sounds like me lol, but not all of it

You aren't the first person who thought it was about them.

 

[Qky75]

You aren't the first person who thought it was about them.

All statuses are about me ...

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Myself when I get mad.

 

[Neanderthal247]

You aren't the first person who thought it was about them.

All statuses are about me ...

I'm vain and think everything is about me

 

[sallysparrow23]

Anyone who says, "you just have to trust me."

 

[easyoff]

Three open urinals and the person chooses to use the middle one. Or if a person decides to use the urinal right next to you when there are other open urinals. Don't be this person. There's etiquette...you f'n savages!

If he starts tapping his food you could get lucky.....lol

 

[sallysparrow23]

Telling someone you don't want them to play or flirt with anyone else because you are "theirs", while flirting with every breathing person that crosses their path because they "are a natural flirt and it's who they are."

 

[Wand3rlust]

Telling someone you don't want them to play or flirt with anyone else because you are "theirs", while flirting with every breathing person that crosses their path because they "are a natural flirt and it's who they are."

Tru dat.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Myself when it comes to trying to relax.

 

[Tallulah82]

Telling someone you don't want them to play or flirt with anyone else because you are "theirs", while flirting with every breathing person that crosses their path because they "are a natural flirt and it's who they are."

Double standards turn me on soooo much.