What do you NOT TRUST?

[SalaciousMonkey22]

The heart. Trust your brain; your heart is stupid as fuck.

Our brains lie all the time! All the time! You ever hear of color blindness? Fucking brains.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

“This is a safe space”

Oh and

“We’re all family here”

HR is not your friend either.

 

[bobb_sledd]

Anyone who doesn't like dogs.

Anyone who dogs don't like.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Litsters who have never posted a photo but constantly like/love/etc and/or comment on everyone else’s photo posts.

 

[Taegul]

Anything with a pulse.

 

[ericalauren]

I would never trust a meme that refers to the vagina as a “birth canal”.

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Is politics an acceptable answer?

 

[munch2much]

Is politics an acceptable answer?

Oh god yes!

Anyone with £billions

 

[dkak001]

A buddy of mine once said he never trusts anything that bleeds for a week straight and doesn't die...

 

[Trubbycat]

My pets anywhere near something edible or semi-edible.

 

[AnnyMouse28]

Pretty much everything these days.

 

[NeonSubtlety]

AG1.

Why is this shit on 75% of YouTube videos I watch?

We all know green shit is good for us. I have a tough time believing your green shit is that much better than his.

Hard pass. I’ll just shove more croutons into my salads, thanks.

 

[kyblue12]

Ninjas…. Sneaky fuckers…..

 

[NeonSubtlety]

An author that only contributes to a thread they created themselves. Feels pretty self-aggrandizing. I’m not only fans…even when it’s watered-down.

 

[Boat1]

Guys with hands that are softer than their wife's hands...

 

[Photog1rl]

Tipsy me.

 

[Mewalkabout]

My mind when it dwells

 

[Cwtchseeker]

My gut instinct when I really should trust it

 

[Taegul]

An alarm clock. Never have, never will.