What I Always Wanted To Know About Love and Sex, But Was Too Busy Fucking To ?

[bozinka]

Hi there...

Don't get out much on the Playground... to busy hiding in my little cave on the pic forum... but just had to troll this lovely mysticcal being around tonight... so here I am...

And, besides, Duke, your posts are, well, most interesting... and I'm a sucker for trivia.

 

[The Duke of Oral]

Re: ROFLMAO!

Dang, I knew the answer to the triv to0.....but I only just got through the thread now. Have to confess, I didn't take the poll though, don't think I can pick one item only that would make someone an acceptable mate.

I like the contest though....will be stopping by regularly.

Hugs, Mysti

Thanks Mysti,
I've just made a few observances, and it is apparent to me that the Trivia Question has made a lot more come to light, than I had thought to expect. Raised interests to this thread for one, which is HUGE. It will look rather drab in here if I do all the postings, so please come here and express your opinions, observations, anything, often.

Secondly I found that there were a mixture of sub-interests that were revealed. For example Singin' In The Rain, was the predominant mention. Game never even came to light, even though that is what was mentioned in the Q, however I am more happy with the results I wasn't expecting! I am actually at a loss for words, which is Good. The infra-structure is now such here that we can gain insight to things that others have to share, and that alone was the basis for this thread. So I've already got the next question thanks to shared info!

 

[Mysticcal]

yvw Duke....and have to admit I am sitting here chuckling at the thought of you at a loss for words....that can't happen often LOL!

 

[The Duke of Oral]

yvw Duke....and have to admit I am sitting here chuckling at the thought of you at a loss for words....that can't happen often LOL!

You will please pardon the delay in having your evening relaxer served. My waiter was apparently an undependable hire. He was to be here in full tuxedo, but he never showed. Anyway, please accept my substitute (attached), and be thus soothed as well by the light air of St Anthony's Choral by Hadyn playing for your listening pleasures. (by the way, can anyone tell me what other movie was well known for the Singin' In The Rain track?) please answer as soon as you wish.

 

[Mysticcal]

Just a guess, but I seem to remember a horrible version of that song in A Clockwork Orange......but don't think that was well known....so will have to go search.

Your substitue is quite acceptable, thank you, and the music lovely.

 

[The Duke of Oral]

Just a guess, but I seem to remember a horrible version of that song in A Clockwork Orange......but don't think that was well known....so will have to go search.

Your substitue is quite acceptable, thank you, and the music lovely.

For that small part of a journey, search no more. You are right on the money. It was a very violent and dark imaged movie of a sadistic nature, and in fact was about gangs, which back at the time of its creation were nothing compared to what they transcended into even worse images to become.

Congrats...

 

[The Duke of Oral]

I was going to welcome Mysticcal and her follower Bozinka, and the fine company as well of cremebrulee.. .. however Rick was steadfast seeking an appropriate tuxedo attired avatar.... I now realize I need to do some "homework" in order to best support this threads needs that are to reflect the particular day, the time of day and appropriate social settings. I am so lucky to have the company of others to share what I hope becomes a much desired escape from the everyday...

St Anthony's Choral ("Emporer", Haydn) continues...

 

[Mysticcal]

Thank you kind sir, and I am looking forward to seeing the settings you create......I think I am going to need to find some formal attire as well, I do not want to feel out of step, or inappropriate.

LOL oops for actually answering the trivia in post, I was quite sure I was wrong actually.....next time I will PM the answer.

 

[SouthernBelle22]

Myst,
Somehow I doubt Duke would mind what you are wearing in the slightest....however, the idea of him in a tux is extremely appealing<smile>.

 

[The Duke of Oral]

Myst,
Somehow I doubt Duke would mind what you are wearing in the slightest....however, the idea of him in a tux is extremely appealing<smile>.

Thanks Belle,
It is astounding the way some simple changes and creativity allows me to not only be more myself, than the area I was posting in at my ad. I am a lucky gentleman to be in the company of many nice ladies here. My "last minute" shopping for the tux and to find the appropriate Sunday light classical mood was quite the comical yet rushed thing!

 

[cremebrulee]

Dressing for Dinner

*Putting on long black gloves,a slinky black velvet dress with a slit up as far as it can go, and rhinestones. Looking in the mirror I reach out of the lime, saying "Pardon me, do you have any..." *

FIll in the blank with anything BUT Grey Poupon.
I hate grey Poupon in my blanks.


Obviously, I have not slept enough

Kisses, sweet Duke,

~Creme Brulee

 

[cremebrulee]

WAIT!!!!

I DID NOT REACH OUT OF A LIME!!!
I meant to say (I need an editor)

"...looking into the mrror I can see myself reaching out of a limo..."


etc etc.

Thank you for your patience.

~Creme

 

[dragonhearted]

Waffle?

you mean i read through that big long post and there was no question?

However i do love a man who can waffle..and boy can you waffle....so many words without any apparent point..i think that's a fantastic talent you've got there!

gee...I thought his point was very clear! *smiles tenderly at the Duke*

 

[dragonhearted]

Funny.....

The poll only has votes for Sexual Chemistry, Responsibility, Disposition and Humor.... and I was just telling EarthWind this and .....

so that just means I could be a rich attractive man seeking to have kids with the ambitions of an 8 year old that is health conscious and never get any pussy!!! (roflmao literally OMG )

Mine was the FIRST VOTE...and it was for responsibility! *smiles tenderly at the Duke*

 

[dragonhearted]

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

You will please pardon the delay in having your evening relaxer served. Anyway, please accept my substitute (attached),

darn! Can't get a look at the man in the tux! I bet ya look really sharp....

"cuz every girl crazy for a Sharp-dressed Man"

 

[The Duke of Oral]

I must have fallen asleep wearing this tuxedo!

Obviously I am overdressed for this time of the day. I will find
casual attire, but then by the time I get back from running
errands today, I'll just have to put something dressier back on...
decisions, decisions, and then of those, there are some that I
find simply glad that I made!
<winks, smiles towards dragonhearted>

cremebrulee, how wonderous that you joined us in such elegant
attire... as you were being helped from the limo, I couldn't help
but overhear... did you say what I thought you said?
"Pardon me.. but do you have any boutiques within this fine
establishment that I may buy some silken panties...I simply
forgot to wear any this evening, and this slit is going to raise
considerable eyebrows on its own!" (well, it's better than the
one you didn't want, but by how much...hmm I don't know)

<Feeling a little unsure if the response was appropriate for your
intentions I have a brought to your table, and the server
offers you a free margarita (frozen, or stirred?)>

dragonhearted, was I in the nude again?! I must really work on
this, because I'm so used to being that way at home, and I feel
so much at home here, that I just overlook the little stuff...

...suddenly from below my waist a not so distant voice exclaims:
"Hey, who are you calling little? Have you seen this thing
lately? You might want to consider a larger jean size before I get
choked to death!!"

(I would have answered back that I wasn't referring to such, but
then I'm just not one who talks to his manhood... (lmao) ... and I
don't think the clientele here would appreciate such liberties
either!!

and coincidentally (no really) I wish we could attach wav files.
I had found the one from Blazing Saddles, Madelyn Kahn: "Is it
twu what they say about the way you people are gifted?
..zzzzippp.. oh it's twu...IT's TWU....IT'S TWUUU!!...IT'S TWUUU!!!

 

[dragonhearted]

Re: I must have fallen asleep wearing this tuxedo!

I must make this short, but when I return, the Duke will no doubt find something entertaining to say. I wish we could attach wav files, I had found the one from Blazing Saddles, Madelyn Kahn: "Is it twu what they say about your.... zzzzippp.... oh it's twu...IT's TWU....IT'S TWUUU!!!

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm! Oooooohhhhh yeeeeesssss! It's twuuuuuu *licks her lips*

 

[The Duke of Oral]

Re: Re: I must have fallen asleep wearing this tuxedo!

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm! Oooooohhhhh yeeeeesssss! It's twuuuuuu *licks her lips*

Well, you know the saying... "Walk lightly, but carry a big stick"!


my humble apologies, I had more editting to do, as usual.

 

[The Duke of Oral]

Re: Funny.....

Mine was the FIRST VOTE...and it was for responsibility! *smiles tenderly at the Duke*

by the way Suzi, thank you, for pointing this out and:

I probably would have made it multiple choice, but once again, by only having one choice to choose from the 10, it will be easier to tell, which of the categories is most considered the Prime factor in a woman looking upon the potential male as a viable mate.

Multiple choice would have allowed all 10, so there would be less chance for distinction of the responses. I would deliberate on which that I would choose, however, I am not of the fairer gender, and I must say, blessed with the company herein, your's not withstanding, I find myself very content to be the male that I am!!

 

[SouthernBelle22]

it still would have been nice to have 2 or 3 choices<smile> It isn't just one thing that will cinch it everytime, it is how the whole package molds together really. Anyway, nighttime attire again?

 

[The Duke of Oral]

it still would have been nice to have 2 or 3 choices<smile> It isn't just one thing that will cinch it everytime, it is how the whole package molds together really. Anyway, nighttime attire again?

I'm such a newbie to some things here at Lit. It was my first thread created with a poll, and I didn't realize at the time I couldn't change it as needed seeing how I initiated.

There have been quite a few saying multiple choice, so to all the ladies who wish to make these combinations of choices, I am going to post a reply box next that will allow you to do so.

The poll is about the right to make choices and to do so, all you will need to do is simply click on quote by the reply box of course, and it will copy in the poll. Please make you choices by whatever method you choose, and since there are 10 emoticons allowed, you could even "give the Duke" a kiss by each one, or X marks the spot, or whatever. I will be glad to keep a tally in a separate post with the same 10 options and it will show the running totals for each.

I thank you for you inputs, Belle, and others, Anytime!

<kiss for Belle on cheek>

 

[The Duke of Oral]

By popular demand - The Poll

While this method is not as private, there is nothing that anyone should judge by someones choices, and so if you feel that you would rather not vote openly, then simply don't vote. I will appreciate those that I do get, and I have no reason to make personal observations or form opinions on what you vote for. I will simply provide the tallys, and of course as time goes by, the standard deviation and median results will be more reliable for the outcome. Simply reply to this, and you can just cut out this paragraph if you would like. Thanks so much, I hate to run, but I have to go get dressed for hosting... now what will I wear

"how about a pair of speedos boss?"

(NO! Well actually I used to wear one and I got looks.. it was the whistles from the guys driving around that kindof made me change that however)


What is the most important factor in determining if he has "mate" potential?

Financial Security
Level of Attractiveness
Sexual Chemistry
Responsibility/Maturity Level
Sense of Humor
Attitude/Disposition
Parenting Potential/Family Values
Ambition/Drive
Age Range
Health/Fitness

 

[The Duke of Oral]

By the way ladies, I was looking for Tuxedo Avatars yesterday, and I came across the neatest Bridal Site, (really it was for Avatars!!), and it is the cutest site I've ever seen!! Since this is not a competitor for Lit I will put it here. If you have speakers, you are in a for real treat!


http://www.bridalsbysandra.com/bbs-lfr.htm

 

[bozinka]

By the way ladies, I was looking for Tuxedo Avatars yesterday, and I came across the neatest Bridal Site, (really it was for Avatars!!), and it is the cutest site I've ever seen!! Since this is not a competitor for Lit I will put it here. If you have speakers, you are in a for real treat!


http://www.bridalsbysandra.com/bbs-lfr.htm

Didn't have speakers turned up - but I love looking at formals and bridal dresses. Someday the H and I will renew our vows or something... LOL. I liked my dress, but now, I look and see things I like so much better. Ah well...

And HIYA Mysti!!! Done with the chores yet? LOL...

 

[BlondeBombshell]

Love the thread... and i even enjoy the rambling part too! lmao

Your description of how good you can pleasure yourself is sure to make me smile for the rest of the day. Oh Baby!!

I agree with you that sometimes you have to take matters into your own hands, but i still don't think you can beat an experience withthe right partner. Nothing can substitute for the feel of a warm body next to you, on you, or in you.........

=)