What I Always Wanted To Know About Love and Sex, But Was Too Busy Fucking To ?

[The Duke of Oral]

Love the thread... and i even enjoy the rambling part too! lmao

Your description of how good you can pleasure yourself is sure to make me smile for the rest of the day. Oh Baby!!

I agree with you that sometimes you have to take matters into your own hands, but i still don't think you can beat an experience withthe right partner. Nothing can substitute for the feel of a warm body next to you, on you, or in you.........

=)

I agree... it was the rebelious side of me that came out! I just get so sidetracked by assuming types....

Oh Ladies, you will notice the Duke is now hosting and making his rounds in his proper attire for the setting.. This one even looks like a Duke!! I just hope I haven't outdone myself... ahhh the things a man will do to be pleasant for the ladies eyes!! Then again, some of you may be more pleased by the absence of any attire.. I would be interested in hearing what your favorite attire or non-attire attractions are in a man.... (now see the Duke was thinking when he created this thread... because I figure that the best way to find out what the current trends are in women's tastes are in men, then I will be better prepared for perhaps, being that ideal male.. I've worked on my inner self quite well, and in order to truly be the Complete Package, I feel that upgrading the exterior Duke is only common sense....

I would like to welcome BlondeBombshell, who was so courteous as to send me a birthday email. So, how are you doing this evening ms. bombshell? here is a for your table.

 

[The Duke of Oral]

Love the thread... and i even enjoy the rambling part too! lmao

Your description of how good you can pleasure yourself is sure to make me smile for the rest of the day. Oh Baby!!

I agree with you that sometimes you have to take matters into your own hands, but i still don't think you can beat an experience withthe right partner. Nothing can substitute for the feel of a warm body next to you, on you, or in you.........

=)

Okay. Time to get edumacated. I've been referred to as
as "waffling" and "rambling" and to be honest I know you are
correct .. sometimes.. however I'm only providing conversation,
and what happens is, my conscious efforts can't break from the
reality, that I'm really talking to nobody usually (lmao) , when
there is only me posting. So I end up getting into my own little
conversational mode (roflmao).. so please!! be nice.. I'm just
giving good eye, since I can't give each of you good head
(roflmao literally)... anyway..

Blondebombshell, I so much would rather have the pleasure of a
real woman, and I really do hope that it becomes a reality. After
all, how much should a man such as myself, go through to enjoy
the pleasures of a woman, especially if I can find one that is
willing!! I would also be more than just mildy appreciative of her
for having selected me to be her choice of passion and pleasure!


Ah, wouldn't it be soo wonderful. ~sigh~

 

[BlondeBombshell]

Thanks for the lovely rose Duke........ kisses and all that.

Personally on the subject of attire i would rather see a pic that teases rather than reveals the entire package. Unzipped slacks with no underwear, unbuttoned shirt, that sort of thing. The one exception is that i am a huge fan of guy's nipples so if they show that's a big plus.

As for attire that i wear... i am WAY past the stage in my life that i wear uncomfortable panties just to be sexy, lol.

 

[The Duke of Oral]

Thanks for the lovely rose Duke........ kisses and all that.

Personally on the subject of attire i would rather see a pic that teases rather than reveals the entire package. Unzipped slacks with no underwear, unbuttoned shirt, that sort of thing. The one exception is that i am a huge fan of guy's nipples so if they show that's a big plus.

As for attire that i wear... i am WAY past the stage in my life that i wear uncomfortable panties just to be sexy, lol.

Ah, yes the look that lets you use your imagination or one that inspires your imagination! I like to wear a button up dress shirt, that is unbuttoned and not tucked into a pair of self fashioned cut off jean shorts that are just below the needed coverage, and sometimes if I bend over you may see just a peek more than the contour of my behind, which is by the way rather small but tighter than most men... The shirt unbuttoned look allows a sight of my slight patch of curly hair between the nipples and of course movimg about gives effect to those. Casually comfortable.

I too like to have room to be seduced into the near-reveals. For instance in the office environment, which unfortunately is not a place make known such notices, when I see a female wearing a skirt that is of the professional look and it is slit up one side, were I to have my eyes drawn to her sitting at her chair, and the slit parted, I would be hard-pressed to concentrate on anything else even when back at my own cubicle!

 

[dragonhearted]

I must have fallen asleep wearing this tuxedo!

Well, you know the saying... "Walk lightly, but carry a big stick"!


my humble apologies, I had more editting to do, as usual.

um...Duke? Need some help carrying that "big stick"?

 

[dragonhearted]

Re: By popular demand - The Poll

Thanks so much, I hate to run, but I have to go get dressed for hosting... now what will I wear

"how about a pair of speedos boss?"

hmmmmmmmm...Speedos eh? What color are they...Blue? Purple? Gotta love that spandex

 

[dragonhearted]

You are SO right Blondie...

Love the thread... and i even enjoy the rambling part too! lmao

Your description of how good you can pleasure yourself is sure to make me smile for the rest of the day. Oh Baby!!

I agree with you that sometimes you have to take matters into your own hands, but i still don't think you can beat an experience withthe right partner. Nothing can substitute for the feel of a warm body next to you, on you, or in you.........

=)

...and I am sure he will find that right partner...very soon!

 

[dragonhearted]

Ah my dearest Duke.....

Blondebombshell, I so much would rather have the pleasure of a real woman, and I really do hope that it becomes a reality. After all, how much should a man such as myself, go through to enjoy the pleasures of a woman, especially if I can find one that is willing!! I would also be more than just mildy appreciative of her for having selected me to be her choice of passion and pleasure!


Ah, wouldn't it be soo wonderful. ~sigh~

...but you see it WILL BE wonderfull....cuz you see...the willing one is out here *wink*

 

[The Duke of Oral]

~A going away party, is not my idea of a Dinner Engagement, in fact it's really more of a Dinner Dis-engagement. ~

Please do as you did for me and continue to support keeping those members here, who have built value into this community, and became true and real friends here at Literotica. Tonight was proof that I WILL uphold my motto. (sig)

Thanks.

{Why is it so damned hard for people to even THINK that just because this is an online community, and that is how you MEET others, that those within shouldn't feel the REALNESS of the friendships they make? } Keep it as real as possible, without really hurting anyone.

 

[cremebrulee]

Dancing on the Ceiling

The glasses are empty, the sun coming up and I am here, still dancing, defying the logic that hounds me.

Thank you for the wonderful place to post, Duke.
What a lovely community you have created.

My son is doing much better today and is coming home shortly (as soon as I can get the party favors picked up and the gown tucked neatly away...).

Oh, by the way ~ I did find that little boutique you spoke of.After careful consideration I have decided to go sans the panties.

Hugs and kisses,


~Creme Brulee

 

[CuffedKitty]

Just popping in to say hello. You have a nice place here.

I couldn't really do the poll thing though. There's no way I could just pick one.

 

[BlondeBombshell]

I'm with you Kitty ..... it's not fair to have to just pick one. I think it should be a whole package kinda deal.

=)

 

[BlondeBombshell]

Question for the Guys ....

So the gals voted on what single trait they would use to pick a mate.

Guys..... what's the single, sexiest thing about a woman?

(ok Duke..... no rambling on this one.. single as in one, lol)

kisses =)

 

[The Duke of Oral]

That one for me is sooo easy: Her Sexual Attititude/Aura
(show me a woman who is making her sexiness known, and I will show you a very SEXY woman). See no rambling.

~which will no doubt be taken as a sign that for once I actually knew what I was talking about~ <wink>

I must also make each of you aware of my next post:

New Members Sponsorship Program (idea)
pls read, let me know, thanks.

 

[The Duke of Oral]

New Member Sponsorship Program (idea)

There does seem to be a concern, where new members who join here at this community have a rough start. They see the fun, we are having in our threads, and they of course want to become a part of such, and can be a little thrown off, because the existing threads seem to have a "set" group of people. To the early visiting member, this can be a "huge" world to their inexperienced Literotica eyes, and in most cases don't know what all is here, and how to do certain basic things that we take for granted now that we have our membership-shit together!!

But WORST of all, they don't get much participation in their own threads, if any, and they simply get crushed, and sometimes leave here, feeling perhaps more lonely than they may or may not have before, or perhaps a loss of confidence for having had not even One of us stop in to say Hi and make a simple post.

So I thought of a very simple idea that would not take much effort at all, in fact about an hour a week for most of the "helping members". Please read, and if it is feasible (which I know it is, and I still consider myself a Lit - rookie in many ways) then hopefully someone herein that has a long biding membership, with more than just a small following or knowledge base of other members, could help make this a reality without much hardship, hopefully is the key word.

The idea is to have a Weekly Index Thread, (WIT), specific to bringing to mind new threads of the week - (the bump up routine is not the most ideal method for all threads and it's purpose is more for the personal ad thread, rather than the atmosphere or conversation oriented thread - , and it could be a single thread that is used to contain a weeks list of new threads created for those who wished to be listed, with their handle. (even non-new members who wish to point out one of their own). A single person could maintain this index fairly easy, and that person could be the New Thread Coordinator (NTC), and the only other thing needed is for at least one member from a list of members willing to submit their name to be in a New Members Sponsor List (NMSL), could be picked at random to go there, make a simple post to make themselves known and be the sponsor for helping that new member meet perhaps one or two people, as well as just brief them on the simple things that we know from experience that the new member may not, such as "when can I post pics", "how do I do this or that".

Simple, and not a lot of effort on anyones part, but it sure would save a lot of broken hearts that didn't come here to get another kick in the pants, so to speak.

 

[The Duke of Oral]

~one closing comment as I walk away BlondeBombshell, others~
Many body parts can be used in a way by a female to make her presence known. When I was young I thought this was sexy. The problem I had is that many women use parts of their body to attract the male (him seeing carrot, go for carrot), only to find that the woman really wasn't sexy herself, and thus some DO use this flaunting technique to make up for their own lack of being a truly SEXY being. The woman who has the Sexy attitude, and acts very sexy, will make me rock hard in seconds. That is why tittybars never did shit for me. I want the candy that's IN the wrapper, not just the wrapper! <grin>

 

[zetacon4]

Duke...

I like your idea very much. Well thought out and very doable!!

I also like your concept of what makes a person attractive.

Body parts we all have. The mindset and personal character traits are the real attractants! Funny as it may seem, a well-educated and sharp-witted person gets my motor running best everytime!

I can relate to the frustration of being a newbie. I always try to help any new member I run across. Being a friend and making new friends is, to me, very important here.

Thank you for proposing your great idea.
I'd gladly offer to be on the list of supporting members.

 

[The Duke of Oral]

Re: Question for the Guys ....

So the gals voted on what single trait they would use to pick a mate.

Guys..... what's the single, sexiest thing about a woman?

(ok Duke..... no rambling on this one.. single as in one, lol)

kisses =)

in quoting you again, please allow me to just say that
tit has cum to my attention that perhaps I have overlooked
one or two things BLINK BLINK. But without first hands
experience as of late, it just shows I haven't kept abreast
of things like I used to and can be cone.. I mean prone to
make nasty.. I mean hasty decisions. I better nip this in
the buds before I go any farther. May your cups runneth
over.. oh never mind whats the use.. I can be such a boob.

 

[Mysticcal]

ROFLMAO! Duke.......I needed that laugh

I like the idea for the new thread as well....it is so hard to break into threads, and although many of us try to welcome newcomers, we don't always catch the new threads, and get in a habit of sticking to the ones we know.

Hugs,
Mysti

 

[The Duke of Oral]

Re: Duke...

I like your idea very much. Well thought out and very doable!!

I also like your concept of what makes a person attractive.

Body parts we all have. The mindset and personal character traits are the real attractants! Funny as it may seem, a well-educated and sharp-witted person gets my motor running best everytime!

I can relate to the frustration of being a newbie. I always try to help any new member I run across. Being a friend and making new friends is, to me, very important here.

Thank you for proposing your great idea.
I'd gladly offer to be on the list of supporting members.

Pardon my last post zetacon4, but I could not resist the
temptation {isn't that the truth!}

I agree that those things you mention can be refreshing and
on that level more apt to be stimulating. Women are very
fortunate to have a very diverse set of qualities to arouse a
males senses and overall it is the attitude, or her way of openly
displaying her interest in sex that seduces my senses so
powerfully and combined WITH her physical endowments or
her flair for finding ways to emphasize those that she chooses,
I must admit I am too weak from desire to keep myself under control.
And the way she could look at me with her eyes while acting as
such to me, is obviously a physical attraction as well as a
"transmitter" of her own erotic condition.

 

[SouthernBelle22]

Ah the eye contact thing Duke...that is always such a key factor in portraying what someone is really feeling/thinking. That's why I love eye contact, b/c I know that my eyes themselves speak volumes for what I am thinking more so than my words could ever do

 

[The Duke of Oral]

Re: Dancing on the Ceiling

The glasses are empty, the sun coming up and I am here, still dancing, defying the logic that hounds me.

Thank you for the wonderful place to post, Duke.
What a lovely community you have created.

My son is doing much better today and is coming home shortly (as soon as I can get the party favors picked up and the gown tucked neatly away...).

Oh, by the way ~ I did find that little boutique you spoke of.After careful consideration I have decided to go sans the panties.

Hugs and kisses,


~Creme Brulee

oh Creme it is good to hear that your son is going to be okay. I
knew we hadn't talked much lately so something had obviously
been paramount to your attentions, and once I got you note, I
was immediately made aware. I'm sure that everyone here wlll
have your son and you on their minds as I certainly do. We can
usually deal with our own personal challenges much easier than
we can one that affects our children. My prayers are for a
continued recovery and I look optimistically forward to seeing
you herein, sans panties and all! Gentle hugs, kisses and a
shoulder that I hope you only need for reasons other than
those. x 12 x 2 - The Duke.

p.s. As far as the things that we do have in the shop, is there
anything else that you can think of? We have a small selection
of get well cards, as well as the seasonal Valentines display in
the Tender Moments area, so I hope our offerings are
sufficient. Hope you can get some rest too!

 

[bozinka]

Hi Duke!

Whew, someone who can talk as much as I!!! LOL...

As for the new thread idea, I'm not sure I completely understand, but I like the idea of helping the newbies around here. I know when I was a newbie, it was hard to break in, blah, blah, blah... same thing everyone else has already said. I too try to talk to the newbies I come across - but especially with how busy and hectic the 'real' world has become lately for me, I don't often have the time to branch out beyond the usual threads. But, I'll check back and see how things go.

And, did I hear someone say something about a farewell dinner? Who's leaving? Someone's leaving? Hmm, pull them back in here!!!

And, of course - hugs and kisses and a few well placed Gropes for my dear Mysti!!!

Zeta - good to see you again my dear!

 

[zetacon4]

Hi Bozi!! Sure miss you !!!!

Hugs and kisses!!

 

[cremebrulee]

Duke...

I think we need a section for aromatherapy in your store.
Perhaps edible undies and erotic flavored oils with the aromatherapy.

I can't sleep. Obviously I should try! LOL

You know, it's pathetic that I am surfing for free porn.

How sad.

Well, tomorrow I will go to the college and surf for virgins!

OH, I REALLY need to sleep now!

Can't even find my way to the liquor cabinet *hiccup*

Love to the posting-folks in this board... or is that the bored folks that post?

ARRRRRRGGHHHHHHH

Methinks we need to sleep soon.


BTW~ My son is doing VERY WELL!!!!! YAY!!! The relief has caused me to celebrate beyond normal means. Please be forgiving
and empathetic. Please?

Hugs,
~Creme Brulee