What I Always Wanted To Know About Love and Sex, But Was Too Busy Fucking To ?

[The Duke of Oral]

Re: Duke...

I think we need a section for aromatherapy in your store.
Perhaps edible undies and erotic flavored oils with the aromatherapy.

BTW~ My son is doing VERY WELL!!!!! YAY!!! The relief has caused me to celebrate beyond normal means. Please be forgiving
and empathetic. Please?

Hugs,
~Creme Brulee

Creme, you are more than acceptable, even in present state although I hope you find sleep a welcoming friend soon, or else those virgins may be your undoing! And there are times that The Duke Really needs a drink himself, a half bottle ( ) just to unwind from everyday b.s.

Yes we seem to be gathering a number of subscribers / visitors and no matter their interests for being here, I welcome them as the V.I.P.s such as yourself that make it worthwhile to have this thread here. And it is a complete breath of fresh air from the norm that I had of just wandering aimlessly riding my Arab around the meadows of my estate seeking to find interest in what would appeal to the neighboring communities.

 

[The Duke of Oral]

Didn't have speakers turned up - but I love looking at formals and bridal dresses. Someday the H and I will renew our vows or something... LOL. I liked my dress, but now, I look and see things I like so much better. Ah well...

And HIYA Mysti!!! Done with the chores yet? LOL...

Just saw your sig line while summarizing current events. Hope the duchess in the clouds won't have to be lonely for too long!

 

[The Duke of Oral]

Hi Duke!

Whew, someone who can talk as much as I!!! LOL...

As for the new thread idea, I'm not sure I completely understand, but I like the idea of helping the newbies around here. I know when I was a newbie, it was hard to break in, blah, blah, blah... same thing everyone else has already said. I too try to talk to the newbies I come across - but especially with how busy and hectic the 'real' world has become lately for me, I don't often have the time to branch out beyond the usual threads. But, I'll check back and see how things go.

And, did I hear someone say something about a farewell dinner? Who's leaving? Someone's leaving? Hmm, pull them back in here!!!

And, of course - hugs and kisses and a few well placed Gropes for my dear Mysti!!!

Zeta - good to see you again my dear!

Hi to you as well. English Rose and I PM'd about this and
instead of the proposal I made, something simpler is going to be
used. English Rose is going to create a thread and offer her
time (Thanks English) in helping new members by answering
questions that they may have about how to do things, and as
well as thread information the new members wish to share. I
will open a thread that lists those threads (indexing) that may
need a little extra help if any, in getting to know other members,
or to followup and make sure the member is not getting ignored
to the point they want to quit. There were some members
outside of this thread that I ran across in playground called:
Goodbye. I went in a read and saw how upset the young lady
was, and just tried to do my part, and then later the next
morning saw others were wanting to quit because no one ever
responded to their posts.. And that is a sad thing. I am happy
to have this community to meet, play, talk and I just like to do my
share to help it continue to exist for us, as well as just spread a
smile and feeling of being wanted within for members.

Thanks for asking, and it was good to reply. Smile - then take it with you - and tell a few others to do the same <wink>

 

[The Duke of Oral]

Well I figure it is time for a members newsletter on what has
transpired here since it's inception as "Skylar's Desert Palm Inn",
appropriately named after my cat Skylar, who by the way is single also:

SBC, (single black cat) 3, seeks passionate pawings with feline of
similar tastes and interests. Into: everything I can get to, BDSM
(making The Duke suffer where possible), and last but not least
oral treats (that I get when I am good to The Duke). Interested
felines in heat should apply to 1 Busy Litter Box, The Duke,
Literotica USA , Hurry or I'll get fur balls.

(roflmao) I love to share my sense of humor where possible.


It is most likely that a number of you who come here regularly
don't know all of what is in this place. So consider this your
thread companion when visiting, new editions will be made to
update you, and allow your visits to be assisted with knowing:
1) the members, which without this place would close
2) real life current events
3) current open forum discussions (blondebombshell has one)

~~~~ The Skylar's Desert Palms Inn ~~~~
[Fine Dining and spirits accompanied with light to mellow
classical music, perfect classic on special occasions, and
always appropriate atmosphere for any mood, and the
most entertaining of company to share!]
==============================================
I would like to welcome all members who post herein and hope
that each of you continue to make this thread a place we call a
daily stop, whether it be a mornings coffee to prepare your day,
a brunch of written thought, lunch with associates to bring new
items of interest to light, a relief to the work days labours as a
happy hour stopover to unwind with friends, or an evenings
relaxing atmosphere for reflecting on the things that tease your
senses, on into the night, where, perhaps this thread transpires
into the place that your inner desires become more than just
part of your own imagination from through sharing your delights
with others. (time of day irrelevant to which you choose)
==============================================
Members since day 1: (in order of appearance, other than I)

English Lady - Wow, she's gone holographic on us! (excel. av)
dragonhearted - a rose of magical and extrasensory powers
SouthernBelle22 - our gatherings indeed blessed a SouthernBelle
tendril - oft inspired by our doings enough to stop in and observe
cremebrulee - a woman of great class and a flair to tease sights
Mysticcal - grace, intelligence, and imagination all one
bozinka - thoughtful companion to Mysticcal, or alone poster be
blondebombshell - proof to me that names can describe exact
cuffedkitty - oh kitty kitty cuff me please! just passing through
zetacon4 - man of inner substance, outer delight to the girls
The Duke Of Oral - dignified male, who will lick the ladies royally
--- considerably thankful for you highly delightful company


Real life current events: (hmm these actually happen at Lit!)

=============================================
cremebrulees son is out of hospital recovering, please express support for her during these trying times (on her sex life as well)

The Duke and English Lady will be involved in new members support services for all of The Playground, Personal Ads, Sexual Role Play here at Literotica, details to come, if you wish to know more or have input please let me know. just a simple thread/2

I have sent a request to have the Poll database attribute switched from single to multiple, no answer as of yet, all voting will be reset if this takes place. I will keep you posted (literally)

I wish to again express that Valentines day is not far off, have you considered e-cards for any of your member/friends?

Please feel free to invite other males as well as females to come join us. Especially since male input aside from my own is enlightening, and after all, I don't have to be the single all encompassing thread stud... I just try that to be one of the stables finest!! <grins>

===========================================

Current open forum question herein is by blondebombshell

please see her post/replies regarding what men believe is the sexiest feature a woman has.[/B}


I would ad more about the Boutique orders but I am now just soo tired. I hope to see you all later.

 

[zetacon4]

Duke!

I see by your excellent posts that we have a great deal in common. I enjoy your style of writing and will come by often to read and post when applicable. Nice to see such quality members gathering here.

 

[BlondeBombshell]

Lovely Av ........

Zetacon ..... please feel free to post here often. I just love looking at that av........

(And as you noticed that i have a little av envy here as i am such a newbie that i don't have one.......oh well, i still press on)

BB

 

[zetacon4]

Re: Lovely Av ........

Zetacon ..... please feel free to post here often. I just love looking at that av........

(And as you noticed that i have a little av envy here as i am such a newbie that i don't have one.......oh well, i still press on)

BB

I can help you with that small problem. We can go to another thread and have some hot sex play. That will get you up the count nicely.

Thank you for that nice comment. I think he looks fine. Now, if I could still look that nice!!!

And, as for your avatar, I already have something in mind for you.
If you want, I can send you some sample avatars by email.
let me know if you need any help doing anything here. I am here to assist any new members anyway I can!!
Hugs and kisses to a super sweet lady!!!

 

[BlondeBombshell]

Ideas huh?

Yes Zetacon .... please do send me some sample avs. You have my e-mail address. Though i may choose to still continue to go av-less .... such a feeling of freedom you know, lol.

As for your av pic .... yeah, i could borrow that guy for a night or two (who am i kidding, i would be for a f&@*ing long weekend) but after that the inital thrill would wear off. You gotta have a nice present under all that pretty wrapping I think. The insides definitely count.

 

[zetacon4]

Re: Ideas huh?

Yes Zetacon .... please do send me some sample avs. You have my e-mail address. Though i may choose to still continue to go av-less .... such a feeling of freedom you know, lol.

As for your av pic .... yeah, i could borrow that guy for a night or two (who am i kidding, i would be for a f&@*ing long weekend) but after that the inital thrill would wear off. You gotta have a nice present under all that pretty wrapping I think. The insides definitely count.

You are so right. I love beauty as well as the next person, but I cherish the inner beauty much more. It is more permanent and satisfying in the long run.

Shall I find some girls that express your love of freedom?
I am a nudist and know what you mean.
There is something so relaxing about just being naked.
I'm keeping my eye on you!!

 

[dragonhearted]

Aaaaaahhhh...sooooo true!

Ah the eye contact thing Duke...that is always such a key factor in portraying what someone is really feeling/thinking. That's why I love eye contact, b/c I know that my eyes themselves speak volumes for what I am thinking more so than my words could ever do

fixing Duke with her blue green eyes, while sashaying about in a purple silk, strapless dress, with a see through negligee-like robe in the color lilac floating about and trailing behind her....

...yes SB...eye contact is such an important thing. They say that a man can lose his soul in the beautiful eyes of a woman *smiles*

 

[SouthernBelle22]

and Dragonhearted, I am sure that the Duke will find himself lost in your eyes, especially with that outfit on

 

[BlondeBombshell]

what an outfit ......

What an outfit DragonHearted ... i am sure the Duke and Zercon's eyes will pop when they see you. I'm with you......... i think purple and lavender is much more sexy than the usual black or red.

BB

 

[The Duke of Oral]

Re: Aaaaaahhhh...sooooo true!

fixing Duke with her blue green eyes, while sashaying about in a purple silk, strapless dress, with a see through negligee-like robe in the color lilac floating about and trailing behind her....

...yes SB...eye contact is such an important thing. They say that a man can lose his soul in the beautiful eyes of a woman *smiles*

Wow... do you look great this eve!!

my eyes are drawn to the beauty before me... outer,
and inner as well. Thank you dragonhearted.. I'm glad
you stopped in.. more to come later..

 

[The Duke of Oral]

Re: Re: Ideas huh?

You are so right. I love beauty as well as the next person, but I cherish the inner beauty much more. It is more permanent and satisfying in the long run.

Shall I find some girls that express your love of freedom?
I am a nudist and know what you mean.
There is something so relaxing about just being naked.
I'm keeping my eye on you!!

zetacon4 you and I must have a "meeting" and talk soon, there are MANY things in store for this thread that I haven't had time to mention, and I am building a post for such. Anyway zeta, we are really the "official class men of this thread", and as such we have a responsibitily to provide the ladies an aura of many delights and distractions from their everyday, and I think you and I can do this in mega-style! I will build the post and outline what is being deveped for this thread.. (we could be five-star perhaps, and for sure to our members). Also if anyone else has ideas please let me know.

Everyone please take note!

 

[The Duke of Oral]

This Thread Is Going Places (moving up) !!

In the planning stages, (some to become reality by tonight)

As thread "overseer" (not so much owner, I dislike control issues)
I have decided to add the following:


Nudist Club - zetacon4 chairman (if he accepts)
Role/Conf Rooms - (stylishly decorated, furnished, and complete with all the amenities !!)


The Blue Room - Pacific Isle (Hawaiian) Decor
. interior design by The Duke
. theme is for relaxing, travel related items,
. stories, poems, true life experiences, etc

The Palm Palace - Desert/Oasis Palm Decor
. interior design by ?
. theme is for special interest groups such as
. cooking ideas/recipes, news clips, current events
. in our real worlds (please no relig / polit )
. stories, poems, true life experiences, etc


The Peaks of Pleasure - Mountains/Lakes/Snow/Ski etc
. interior design by ? (bombshell you interested in ?)
. theme is for photography fans, anything related to
. actual outdoor activities, plus ?
. stories, poems, true life experiences, etc


The Oriental Experience - with baths, and +++ ?
. interior design by zetacon4 ? (let me know)
. theme is for sexual role play


The Skylar's Desert Palm Inn Floorplan
A blueprint (black/white by limitations) of the entire place
. architectural design by The Duke


The Gallery of Sights - a picture of each area within
. snapshots, providing different angles so you can familariaze yourself with where you are


This will no doubt provide the visual effects that will make this thread more than just a posting place. The conf/rooms will be threads by the names above, and after zetacon4 and I have PM'd or posted here, we will have more info.

Since The Duke's Mansion resides on Maui, I am going to design and decor The Blue Room.

As Owner of the Inn, I have sooo many responsibilities, and will need help of course, so PLEASE either PM or post, but these items within need to be completed as soon as possible

I need input from everybody, even if its one line of opinion.
Thanks!

 

[zetacon4]

Duke, I am at your total consideration.
I would love to participate in anyway you choose.
How did you know I love the oriental theme??
Love asian women too!

 

[The Duke of Oral]

Duke, I am at your total consideration.
I would love to participate in anyway you choose.
How did you know I love the oriental theme??
Love asian women too!

Well originally I was thinking of just posting as we have here, occasional literature etc, but having seen your thread, which by the way is fantastic, there are just some things I hadn't thought of up front, so here are some things I hope you can help with:

1) I need image type coding that you use to put pictures directly on the postings.
2) Can a thread be renamed ? If so this should actually be:
Skylar's Desert Palm Inn by name, and the poll multiple choice, so
this brings the next question to mind
3) Should I just create the new thread and we all continue there instead? Before I would do this I would need to make sure the members (in the list above) all know what is going on of course
4) How do people put those moving images into their sigs? I mean how does animation animate within them?

I only have to do something once or twice and then I usually get the hang of things from then on...

Oh and The Oriental Experience - well your thread for one, and you DID name it The Love Boat to China, which by the way, is a fantastic working in itself! I will be posting there soon also!

Thanks zetacon4, happy you don't mind helping! If I can ever repay the favors, just let me know.

 

[The Duke of Oral]

well zetacon4, I did a view source on your page 1 and that explains some things. I am going to try some image source code myself using the http inset and see what happens. Experimentation can be SO much fun!

 

[X_TCY]

I think the colors depend on the mood

I personally think the colors depend on the mood and on the woman or man's coloring.

http://www.emodelkc.com/lorena

Luckily because I have dark hair and a fairly medium complexion I can get away with most colors, I just don't like pastels so I don't wear them. Pure white can be sexy though. It all depends on the mood you want to set.

 

[The Duke of Oral]

Re: I think the colors depend on the mood

I personally think the colors depend on the mood and on the woman or man's coloring.

http://www.emodelkc.com/lorena

Luckily because I have dark hair and a fairly medium complexion I can get away with most colors, I just don't like pastels so I don't wear them. Pure white can be sexy though. It all depends on the mood you want to set.

Ahh, welcome X_TCY, I have been anxiously awaiting your arrival. I'm glad you are feeling better.

Everyone this is X_TCY, please be certain to visit her site. She is a woman of wonderful ass-ets shall we say, and she loves to be played with, just not her mind or her heart so be nice!!

By the way, colors should reflect the mood, but changing the wallpaper each time and the furnishings could be quite exhaustive, and then how would The Duke ever have the energy to please you?! ( ~kisses~ )

Ladies she is referring to the color of the apparel. So I'll leave
such imaginings to you, as I don't do the cross dressing thing!!

 

[zetacon4]

well zetacon4, I did a view source on your page 1 and that explains some things. I am going to try some image source code myself using the http inset and see what happens. Experimentation can be SO much fun!

I do have answers for all your questions, but that would require email communication to be the best way to deal with the complex issues. But to answer your quiestion of thread name, you can't change it. Best to just post a link to the new thread so your regulars will know where to continue. I'll be glad to assist!

 

[dragonhearted]

smiles

That's zetacom...so accomodating....*winks* at Duke

 

[The Duke of Oral]

So that settles it then.

I'm opening a new thread entitled "Skylar's Desert Palm Inn" everybody, and guess what? The Poll will be there and for men/women alike, as well as multiple choice this time!!

Please continue to post here until it is ready, okay? Thanks.

Thanks zetacon4 a lot. I will PM with email addr.

<*winks* back at dragonhearted, still admiring the attire>.

 

[BlondeBombshell]

Peaks ......... =)

I see Duke that I was asked to participate in decor for the Peaks of Pleasure..... wondering if there was any particular reason I was chosen for this one. Must have something to do with my pic .... lol. (grin) I will be glad to assit in any way I can, being a northen girl, snow and mountains are my kinda thing.

BB

 

[BlondeBombshell]

I agree ...

I agree with you Dragonheart .... there's nothing like an accomidating man.

BB