What if authors could be "Hot"?

[lovecraft68]

@lovecraft68 HAS to be Bender, he's the only one on the toplists who self-identifies as a bad doggie. Bonus points for him hating that song at the end.

I'll give my spot away not to hear it.

 

[Statius]

I think chaptered stories/ series/ novels should be treated the same as the Oscars did LOtR. On other words, a series can be rewarded on a top list, but not individually, perhaps a different top list for those types of stories? Take them out of the individual stories lists for the purpose of rewards/ top lists.

 

[lovecraft68]

I think chaptered stories/ series/ novels should be treated the same as the Oscars did LOtR. On other words, a series can be rewarded on a top list, but not individually, perhaps a different top list for those types of stories? Take them out of the individual stories lists for the purpose of rewards/ top lists.

That's one of those myths that the site used to push-before they just stopped saying anything-that a series could only have one spot, it would be an aggregated score of all chapters and-the big one-not until its finished-but as you see....

 

[Kelliezgirl]

@lovecraft68 HAS to be Bender, he's the only one on the toplists who self-identifies as a bad doggie. Bonus points for him hating that song at the end.

"So it's sorta social, demented and sad, but social. Right?"

Was this:
Bender talking about the Physics Club or @lovecraft68 talking about the AH?

YOU DECIDE!

 

[Kelliezgirl]

I'll give my spot away not to hear it.

What if we use the more Lovecraftian version?

 

[ColtonWrites]

...

Are you asking me to cam again to see if I can show up on the Lit Webcam Ads?

I am preparing myself for something that could put a lock in this thread too.

I am totally up for camming some of my stories!

 

[MillieDynamite]

As scores don't reflect how good or bad a story is, neither would the hotness of the author be determined by scores. I'm so hot, the scores can't do me justice if they were all 5s, sweetness.

So in order for a story to be considered "Hot" it needs at least ten votes with a score of 4.5 or higher.

What if authors could be "Hot"? Like, maybe if an Author has written at least ten stories, and has an overall score (all votes tallied into one number) of 4.5 or higher, they could be considered "Hot"?

 

[StillStunned]

As scores don't reflect how good or bad a story is, neither would the hotness of the author be determined by scores. I'm so hot, the scores can't do me justice if they were all 5s, sweetness.

My wife would be on here bombing me every day. She has a firm policy of not letting anyone know how amazing I am. "Don't want to give them any reason to steal my man," she always says.

 

[EmilyMiller]

For the record, I know @Rob_Royale's wife barely.

Fixed it

 

[MillieDynamite]

@StillStunned,

 

[Omenainen]

If authors could be hot they'd be out doing it instead of here writing about it.

 

[lovecraft68]

What if we use the more Lovecraftian version?

When I first saw Leo on YT he only had 40k followers, guy's been doing this for a long time.

 

[MillieDynamite]

Umm, excuseeee me?

If authors could be hot they'd be out doing it instead of here writing about it.

 

[MillieDynamite]

Not quite as rocking a song!

What if we use the more Lovecraftian version?

 

[ADirtyPerv]

Umm, excuseeee me?

No, no, they're right. You just happen to be a hot outlier, Millie. You and maybe a small subset of others. Plenty of us are hopeless in that regard.

But I can imagine sexy people. And man, do they do sexy things sometimes.

 

[MillieDynamite]

How about a little Wayward Son by Lloyd? God, I miss him.

Not quite as rocking a song!

 

[PennyThompson]

If authors could be hot they'd be out doing it instead of here writing about it.

But... But writing IS hot. But if writing is hot, that would make the author hot, and then they would be out Doing It, but then they would not be writing...

 

[MillieDynamite]

Sorry, forgot what I was going to say to you!

But... But writing IS hot. But if writing is hot, that would make the author hot, and then they would be out Doing It, but then they would not be writing...

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[PennyThompson]

Sorry, forgot what I was going to say to you!

Is it about being hot? DON'T! It means I'll have to stop writing and wander out into the street for wild sex!

 

[SugarStorm]

I’ve got plenty of popcorn, my friend, and I will share.

Hey, are those cheddar popcorn? Scoot over. I brought soda. You want Coke or Pepsi?

Hot Authors sounds like a crazy idea. Then again, crazy tends to do quite well around here.

 

[Kelliezgirl]

Is it about being hot? DON'T! It means I'll have to stop writing and wander out into the street for wild sex!

You say that like it's a bad thing...

 

[lovecraft68]

If this went the way of the Hot for story ratings

We will then have endless threads about how Hot authors are low quality, write low hanging fruit, and don't deserve that status.

 

[KittyOfSteele]

If authors could be hot they'd be out doing it instead of here writing about it.

Hey!

That hurt ):

I know I'm a failure, but that hurt more than finding out the red dot isn't real ):

 

[anthrodisiac]

Hey!

That hurt ):

I know I'm a failure, but that hurt more than finding out the red dot isn't real ):

The red dot isn't real???

What the hell have I been chasing then?

 

[PennyThompson]

Hey!

That hurt ):

I know I'm a failure, but that hurt more than finding out the red dot isn't real ):

The real red dot is the friends we made along the way