What if authors could be "Hot"?

[anthrodisiac]

The real red dot is the friends we made along the way

So you're saying the friends we made along the way aren't real either???

Nothing is real... Whoa...

 

[taytay4eva]

This thread did not go in the direction I thought it would go and I am living for it.

 

[anthrodisiac]

This thread did not go in the direction I thought it would go and I am living for it.

And not a single polar bear, either!

Erm, forgot about earlier. So... Only passing references to polar bears. No active maulings!

 

[SimonDoom]

This thread did not go in the direction I thought it would go and I am living for it.

That's the spirit.

 

[MillieDynamite]

'Ere I go, knocking shit out of the OP's intent, one thread at a time.

 

[anthrodisiac]

'Ere I go, knocking shit out of the OP's intent, one thread at a time.

Two main sources of thread disruption: polar bear and Millie.

I shan't speculate on the connection twixt the two. I'm sure 'tis naught but the merest of coincidences.*

*My brain tried to recast "coincidences" as "coincidi."

 

[KittyOfSteele]

To be fair, it's right there in the title.

 

[ADirtyPerv]

My brain tried to recast "coincidences" as "coincidi.

This should be the name of an unnaturally lucky character. Like Cyndi, but it's Cidi, and the full name is the reveal, which explains all the bullshit that happens as she walks by.

 

[anthrodisiac]

This thread did not go in the direction I thought it would go and I am living for it.

For clarification, you thought this was going to be an entirely serious discussion on the merits of a Hot ratings system for authors with zero disruptions or nonsense?

You've met the internet, right?

 

[taytay4eva]

For clarification, you thought this was going to be an entirely serious discussion on the merits of a Hot ratings system for authors with zero disruptions or nonsense?

You've met the internet, right?

That one's on me, I'll admit it

 

[Statius]

The red dot isn't real???

What the hell have I been chasing then?

Cat people

 

[anthrodisiac]

Cat people

As a cat person, I find that remark deeply hurtful, and am furious at the stereotype constantly perpetuated by-



SCOUNDREL! YOU HAVE RETURNED!

 

[Kelliezgirl]

Cat people

Cat people?

 

[old_prof]

Cat people?

At least go with the original instead of the remake.

 

[KittyOfSteele]

Cat people

People- meow?!

 

[AStrangeDesire]

One of the great things about Lit is that you can come here with no experience, no training, just your imagination, and people will read your stories. <snip>

I resemble that remark

 

[Statius]

I love this thread and everyone in it. Especially cat people you all make me laugh every day

 

[anthrodisiac]

I love this thread and everyone in it. Especially cat people you all make me laugh every day

Cat people love you too! You'd make a fine scratching post, pithy human

 

[Statius]

Cat people love you too! You'd make a fine scratching post, pithy human

Dogs, dogs rule. Get over it

 

[MrPixel]

Dogs, dogs rule. Get over it

Huh? We do? Woof! Cookie? Oh! A cookie!

 

[SimonDoom]

Dogs, dogs rule. Get over it

Nobody ever called a cat "man's best friend." Your dog loves you. Your cat would eat you if it were bigger.

 

[MillieDynamite]

I'd be a black miniature bear, not a polar bear.

Two main sources of thread disruption: polar bear and Millie.

I shan't speculate on the connection twixt the two. I'm sure 'tis naught but the merest of coincidences.*

*My brain tried to recast "coincidences" as "coincidi."

 

[ADirtyPerv]

I'd be a black miniature bear, not a polar bear.

Black bears look so goddamn cuddly, I can't handle it. Would pet, if not for, y'know... Death.

 

[MillieDynamite]

But I'm barely bigger than a cub (bearly I mean).

Black bears look so goddamn cuddly, I can't handle it. Would pet, if not for, y'know... Death.

 

[lovecraft68]

Nobody ever called a cat "man's best friend." Your dog loves you. Your cat would eat you if it were bigger.

If someone broke into your house your dog would attack them and die protecting you.

The cat would rub up on their leg in hopes that had treats or food.