What is your dick or pussy thinking?

[Mattentive]

Get a grip

 

[saustin5432]

Get a grip

A little harder please.

 

[Taegul]

Are we still socially distancing? Aww, come on!

 

[ThinkWrite]

“Maybe you should…try harder to meet someone.” (the “fucking” is silent)

 

[jarigi]

When IS playtime dude????!!!!!

62M, just here for the titbits.

 

[ydahecnot]

Damn, that Blurred Lines song, the existence of which I just learned about today, has me wanting to, um, dance.

 

[Taegul]

Umm, if we see that one girl again, tell her to use some Chapstick ffs. Ouch!

 

[WerdNerd]

Writing erotica is fun. It's been so long I think my dick had forgotten how much we both enjoy it.

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

I need some time to myself, some space, we spend too much time together!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I'm bored

 

[Pad_Foot]

If you are going to workout and sweat, I am going to shrink to embarrassing levels.

 

[LizVegas79]

Why hasn't your friend Kim been by to see us lately? Doesn't she like us anymore? And what's up with David? Why'd he get so drunk yesterday watching football with his friends he was too tired to, you know what, last night when we went to bed? Maybe you should do something different with your hair. Or maybe start wearing more makeup, or going to the gym or something. You're such a loser! I'm probably never going to have sex again!!! I fucking hate you!!!

 

[ydahecnot]

Why hasn't your friend Kim been by to see us lately? Doesn't she like us anymore? And what's up with David? Why'd he get so drunk yesterday watching football with his friends he was too tired to, you know what, last night when we went to bed? Maybe you should do something different with your hair. Or maybe start wearing more makeup, or going to the gym or something. You're such a loser! I'm probably never going to have sex again!!! I fucking hate you!!!

Hey mothership, are you reading this??!! Yes, I know you were just there!!

 

[Shenanigans90]

I’m hard and I’m tired of you stroking, I need some pussy and I aint joking.

 

[Mattentive]

His fly is undone again

 

[SassySheDevil]

Thank you for touching me today.

 

[Mav Unlimited]

It's not you, it's me.

 

[Xerxes82]

This timeshare was such a rip off.

 

[AnnyMouse28]

When is my next play date?

 

[Jakevillines]

When is my next play date?

Can I play with her^

 

[Jakevillines]

Get a grip

Punny!

 

[n8Romantic]

Use me or lose me.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Why thank you for that performance and tell Nora she is welcome to pop by anytime

 

[jason28053]

Why thank you for that performance and tell Nora she is welcome to pop by anytime

Your pussy has a great sense of humor

 

[Xerxes82]

Tonight? Maybe? At least some quality eye candy for masturbation? Come on man, work with me here.