What is your dick or pussy thinking?

[mynameisben]

"If only that idiot would lie naked on his back on the roof, I would make a pretty damn good lightning rod!"


Ben

 

[VoraciousValue]

"Hasn't it been quite awhile since you beat me senseless??"

 

[Taegul]

You alive up there? Hello?? Remember me?

We should hang out sometime, so to speak.

 

[Shenanigans90]

Damn, you are a hands on kind of guy

 

[HornyJunkMail]

Remember the tag line, 'Guinness is good for you?' Well so is sex! Just saying!

 

[Fingerfuxs]

Smell me , snifff it

 

[BadAmy]

"hey, the guy behind me, is so full of shit."

 

[HornyJunkMail]

She shakes her arse at you like that and you said no! I give up!

 

[Taegul]

He hasn't taken me for a night out at the strip club in too long. I miss that place.

 

[NastyNyx]

I need a kiss.

 

[NaughtyPartyGirl]

Mine is so much smarter than me. I let it do all the thinking.

 

[Taegul]

Warm up your hands first FFS. Brrrrrrr.

 

[AnnyMouse28]

What was that?

 

[Sundayschild]

Is it morning yet?

 

[oneblueye]

hey...

my dick is thinking he needs to bulk up and dive into someplace wet, warm and dark...

 

[theeonanist]

Good lord! Give it a rest, fella

 

[Wageslave]

Am I really unemployable?

 

[NC_Coastal]

I really hate football.

 

[Trubbycat]

HEY! Remember me?

 

[mnbreastluver]

I need attention

 

[vibes]

Not in my name

 

[theeonanist]

“Please don’t go back to MustangSallys thread, I’m drained”

 

[ydahecnot]

All that blackjack better be worth it

 

[Shenanigans90]

I wish he would shave this damn hair, it makes me look like a wren sitting in a nest.

 

[Taegul]

I need an ice pack.