What is your dick or pussy thinking?

Until I saw myself in the mirror, I honestly never knew how much I resembled Bruce Willis.
 
Why did you take me out of that warm wet place... put me back in!!
 
You really had to drink those two extra beers? Your libido is writing a check I can’t cash
 
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hey...

my dick is thinking that if I don't get on the stick with my workout, Im never gonna get the pack to show up so that my dick has a better chance of getting wet occasionally.
 
How many times do I have to point at what I want before I can get it?
 
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