What is your dick or pussy thinking?

[HeavyBalls]

That's it, I'm outta here!

 

[Taegul]

I wish he'd let me play with my friends.

 

[snap16]

That girl is FINE and she knows what she's doing!!!

 

[Jonjonjohnson]

That girl is FINE and she knows what she's doing!!!

It doesn’t think, it just acts, that is why I get in so much trouble

 

[Taegul]

Until I saw myself in the mirror, I honestly never knew how much I resembled Bruce Willis.

 

[hotoldrguy]

I think it fell asleep

 

[Colo567]

Why did you take me out of that warm wet place... put me back in!!

 

[AmberLGreen]

Could I have a night off please

 

[cheekygirl75]

I hope she put it in the charger

 

[AmberLGreen]

I hope she put it in the charger

Haha. Mine goes on charge more than my phone does

 

[Xerxes82]

Since I'm not needed here, I got a timeshare in the Keys.

 

[ydahecnot]

You really had to drink those two extra beers? Your libido is writing a check I can’t cash

 

[ThinkWrite]

Get your head in the game…or even better, get my head in the game!

 

[Misshotndeep]

Well that was anti-calamitic.

 

[oneblueye]

hey...

my dick is thinking that if I don't get on the stick with my workout, Im never gonna get the pack to show up so that my dick has a better chance of getting wet occasionally.

 

[IowaGuy79]

Find me a new friend!

 

[Crownvic]

It’s time for some fun...

 

[Luvloosepussy]

Hello McFly I am still here why are not talking, hello, hello

 

[Taegul]

How many times do I have to point at what I want before I can get it?

 

[Shenanigans90]

#Neglected

 

[gga]

Please take it easier on me tomorrow than you did today.

 

[AnnyMouse28]

Time to close up shop.

 

[Mattentive]

I'm leaving you and taking the testicles.

 

[mnbreastluver]

It’s time for more play

 

[Taegul]

It's cold out. I need a jacket.