What is your dick or pussy thinking?

[WillowySparkles]

I need some carnal attention please.

 

[Jake069258]

I wonder what sparkles would look like on here??

 

[Mav Unlimited]

In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight…

 

[ydahecnot]

Can you pencil me in soon, please???

Put a pencil where?

 

[cole4258]

Put me in Put me in

 

[BongoGal]

"My capacity is not being used to its fullest."

 

[cole4258]

"My capacity is not being used to its fullest."

That made me laugh. So many thoughts

 

[Deacon_Voss]

"I don't care who she is, just pick one already"

 

[Sundayschild]

Some rum is good. Just don't overdo it

 

[Taegul]

I need a tissue, my nose is running again.

 

[Wageslave]

How much longer will I be unemployed?

 

[n8Romantic]

Motherfucker, ain’t you got some place better to be?

 

[Xerxes82]

*Ahem*

We like her.

 

[Taegul]

No! Don't do the helicopter move again. I get so damn dizzy every time!

 

[Chillygirl]

Insert A into B….go find A!!!

 

[ydahecnot]

Welp, famine time!

 

[mynameisben]

How many days until Steak and Blow Job Day?


Ben

 

[tnman03]

Insert A into B….go find A!!!

Yep... that's right-thinking there for sure...

 

[Taegul]

Why does he touch me every time Golden Girls is on TV?

 

[Shenanigans90]

You don’t understand how HARD a life I live

 

[AnnyMouse28]

I am pretty sure she no long thinks anything.

 

[Xerxes82]

I know you're exhausted. I know you're dealing with stress, anxiety, and being insanely busy.

But dude, I want to fuck. So put that other shit aside and LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO

 

[Azuldrgon]

I miss her too.

 

[Taegul]

Am I seriously the only dick around here who gets scared every time Michael Jackson's Beat It comes on the radio?

 

[Shenanigans90]

Take a selfie, make sure you look brainy and I look veiny.