What is your most embarrassing moment?

[Denae]

Years ago hubby and I had this old Ford Station wagon and we were coming home from visiting friends one afternoon when he asked me to climb in the back and look out the tailgate window to see if it was blowing blue smoke.(a sign of burning oil). It was a hot day in August and when I climbed back into the backseat,the air from the windows being open felt really good so I sat there with my eyes closed enjoying the breeze. When I opened them,there was a car riding right on on our bumper...3 guys grinning from ear to ear! I wondered what they were grinning about until I looked down and my tube top was around my waist! I know my face turned beet red and I climbed back into the front seat with Hubby.They then went around us honking the car horn and hubby wondered what the hell they were honking about with such big grins! It took me a few days before I could tell him and when he teases me about it to this day,I turn red!

Read this one first & I'm still LOL.

 

[Whispering_Wolf57]

Years ago hubby and I had this old Ford Station wagon and we were coming home from visiting friends one afternoon when he asked me to climb in the back and look out the tailgate window to see if it was blowing blue smoke.(a sign of burning oil). It was a hot day in August and when I climbed back into the backseat,the air from the windows being open felt really good so I sat there with my eyes closed enjoying the breeze. When I opened them,there was a car riding right on on our bumper...3 guys grinning from ear to ear! I wondered what they were grinning about until I looked down and my tube top was around my waist! I know my face turned beet red and I climbed back into the front seat with Hubby.They then went around us honking the car horn and hubby wondered what the hell they were honking about with such big grins! It took me a few days before I could tell him and when he teases me about it to this day,I turn red!

hmmmmmmmmmmmm..wish I was in either car

 

[Erotica_Writings]

Ok last month I was coming out of the store in my wheel chair and the store has this ramp and steep drive way. I have been wanting to ride it and no one would let me. I caught Wolf off guard and away I went. Man I must of been doing 20! My sneakers were really burning rubber! I saw the back of the truck and could not stop! Until I was inches from the bumper, LOL I gave myself and everyone in the parking lot and store windows a heart attack. Would I do again? Hell yes!

 

[pleasteasme]

Ok last month I was coming out of the store in my wheel chair and the store has this ramp and steep drive way. I have been wanting to ride it and no one would let me. I caught Wolf off guard and away I went. Man I must of been doing 20! My sneakers were really burning rubber! I saw the back of the truck and could not stop! Until I was inches from the bumper, LOL I gave myself and everyone in the parking lot and store windows a heart attack. Would I do again? Hell yes!

OMG, that is so funny!!! I would have been one in the crowd that was having heart palpatations though ~ good thing you were able to stop!!!

 

[Whispering_Wolf57]

Ok last month I was coming out of the store in my wheel chair and the store has this ramp and steep drive way. I have been wanting to ride it and no one would let me. I caught Wolf off guard and away I went. Man I must of been doing 20! My sneakers were really burning rubber! I saw the back of the truck and could not stop! Until I was inches from the bumper, LOL I gave myself and everyone in the parking lot and store windows a heart attack. Would I do again? Hell yes!

When I went out side I wondered where she went..She wasn't where I left her...I thought she ran away..not rolled away...lol

 

[Erotica_Writings]

When I went out side I wondered where she went..She wasn't where I left her...I thought she ran away..not rolled away...lol

want to do it again this time you watch me

 

[Erotica_Writings]

OMG, that is so funny!!! I would have been one in the crowd that was having heart palpatations though ~ good thing you were able to stop!!!

I stopped before my heart did, lol some little old lady was cussing me though. I didn't know they knew such language lol

 

[mpwiv]

Well, I have SOOOO many embarressing stories I could share, but this one is a pretty good one. I was being intamate with a lady friend one night. Things were getting hot and heavy and I went down on her. I was really getting into it. After about 15 minutes, she had a really big orgasm and jammed her her pelvis into my face. It kind of hurt, but I was a trooper and continued on (which happend quite a few times during the session ). I went at it for about another 20 minutes or so, and I just got the feeling that something wasn't right. It was dark and I got up and went into the bathroom. When I turned the light on, I was in for a shock. There was blood all over my face and down my chest. She walked in and said "OH MY GOD!!!". She immediately thought that I she had her period and begain appologizing profusely. She was really confused, because she wasn't due yet. As I started to examine myself. I realized that the blood was coming from me. I turned to her and told her that it wasn't coming from her, but coming from me. One of the times that she had orgasmed, she had thrashed arround enough to give me a bloody nose. We took a little break and had a good laugh after that one.

 

[Whispering_Wolf57]

want to do it again this time you watch me

I was warned about you fast women....Don't think I would see you

 

[Whispering_Wolf57]

walking around..not realizing my pants were open..oooops

and a whole lot of giggling

 

[Whispering_Wolf57]

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[Erotica_Writings]

While I was in the hospital I had alot of gas after surgery, so when I was having my wounds cleaned and packed by this really cute Therapist I felt that I needed to pass my gas but I tried to hold it. So I thought perhaps i could ease it out without being noticed. Well it did not work and as he packed my groin area it came out like a shot gun boom! He jumped and I began laughing hysterically

 

[Erotica_Writings]

Well, I have SOOOO many embarressing stories I could share, but this one is a pretty good one. I was being intamate with a lady friend one night. Things were getting hot and heavy and I went down on her. I was really getting into it. After about 15 minutes, she had a really big orgasm and jammed her her pelvis into my face. It kind of hurt, but I was a trooper and continued on (which happend quite a few times during the session ). I went at it for about another 20 minutes or so, and I just got the feeling that something wasn't right. It was dark and I got up and went into the bathroom. When I turned the light on, I was in for a shock. There was blood all over my face and down my chest. She walked in and said "OH MY GOD!!!". She immediately thought that I she had her period and begain appologizing profusely. She was really confused, because she wasn't due yet. As I started to examine myself. I realized that the blood was coming from me. I turned to her and told her that it wasn't coming from her, but coming from me. One of the times that she had orgasmed, she had thrashed arround enough to give me a bloody nose. We took a little break and had a good laugh after that one.

omg to funny

 

[Abner Devereaux]

Posting pics on Lit.

 

[Erotica_Writings]

Posting pics on Lit.

you mean proud, he's a hottie! believe you me!

 

[Abner Devereaux]

you mean proud, he's a hottie! believe you me!

Thank You ! I am flattered you would say that ! I am blushing just a bit now.

 

[phoenix67]

When I was married and living in the third (top) floor of an apartment which faced a parking lot frequented by kids on their bikes in the evening, my wife and I were going at it real good while listening to Barry White's "Put Me In Your Mix" CD with my wife being her usual very loud and orgasmic self. When the CD finished we could hear the sounds of the parking lot and realized that our windows had been open (with the blinds closed) the whole time. D'oh!

 

[LiquidFyre]

My most embarrassing moment trumps all:

I was in high school (already very self conscious due to my body). Sitting in trig. class with a bunch of seniors no less, when I sneezed.

And farted at the same time (argh!) it was so quiet you could hear a pin drop. I got flustered and knocked my purse onto the floor and my tampon rolled out of my purse and to the front of the classroom.

How I continued with that class the rest of the semester is beyond me.

 

[KittySlve]

That would have to be concerning kids and getting caught/spied on when making love.

Once (that I know of) spotting little eyes at the old fashioned key hole....

Another having a teenager walk in while head to tail as it were. A thoroughly deflating experience.

 

[Whispering_Wolf57]

That would have to be concerning kids and getting caught/spied on when making love.

Once (that I know of) spotting little eyes at the old fashioned key hole....

Another having a teenager walk in while head to tail as it were. A thoroughly deflating experience.

Yes I am sure those can be quite embarrassing

 

[Whispering_Wolf57]

My most embarrassing moment trumps all:

I was in high school (already very self conscious due to my body). Sitting in trig. class with a bunch of seniors no less, when I sneezed.

And farted at the same time (argh!) it was so quiet you could hear a pin drop. I got flustered and knocked my purse onto the floor and my tampon rolled out of my purse and to the front of the classroom.

How I continued with that class the rest of the semester is beyond me.

How did you do in class by the end of the year..? I hope you Aced it after that incident..I have had similar farting episodes..tends to be a little embarrassing

 

[Whispering_Wolf57]

When I was married and living in the third (top) floor of an apartment which faced a parking lot frequented by kids on their bikes in the evening, my wife and I were going at it real good while listening to Barry White's "Put Me In Your Mix" CD with my wife being her usual very loud and orgasmic self. When the CD finished we could hear the sounds of the parking lot and realized that our windows had been open (with the blinds closed) the whole time. D'oh!

I hope they enjoyed it...lol

 

[KittySlve]

Yes I am sure those can be quite embarrassing

I am an exhibitionist and have had outdoor, public displays with a lover, but that's different than getting caught by your children. Or your mates. LoL!

One is anonamous as it were. The other you have to face them after.

 

[Whispering_Wolf57]

I am an exhibitionist and have had outdoor, public displays with a lover, but that's different than getting caught by your children. Or your mates. LoL!

One is anonamous as it were. The other you have to face them after.

true but it is like at the time who cares..lol you really don't have anything else on your mind until the end..then it is time for the after.....I know it must be hard to face the kids but the strangers...you just hope they enjoyed the show..I have no idea what I am saying right now..sorry..Did I make any sense?..lol

 

[Whispering_Wolf57]

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