What is your most embarrassing moment?

[Abner Devereaux]

Here's One . . . It was right after my 21st birthday. I was at a bar with my brother and some of his friends. At the time the bar had a sexy legs contest for both men and women. My brother tried to get me not to enter, but there happened to be two guys the I went to highschool with, that wanted me to enter to try and beat them. So, I entered the contest against 6 other guys....and I won. I was amazed that I won. One of the guys in the contest looked and was built like Dolph Lundgren (from Rocky 3...I think) he was so pissed off that he wanted to take me outside and beat the shit out of me. I was lucky that his friends stepped in and calmed him down. Later that night I saw him talking to the girl who won the woman's sexy leg contest, he asked her to dance but she turned him down. After seeing this, I then made my way toward the girl (whos' name was Dee Dee...and the name fit DD) and asked her to dance. She wasted no time in saying yes, then to throw salt in Dolph's wounds, we walked right past him to the dance floor. It was the best night of my life. Now you may be wondering...where is the embarssing part? About a month or so... I got a new boss at my job. The first night we worked together, he said that I looked familiar...then he said, You are the guy who won the sexy leg contest. I turned bright red, then he proceeded to tell everyone in the entire place about that night. It got even more so when my General Manager started to call me Mr. Sexy Legs...months later I found out my G.M was gay.

It would have been a better story if my new boss would have been Dolph..but it wasn't.

 

[DarkAngel48]

lol so your boss did he give you a raise? I bet those sexy legs gave him one though..lol sorry I couldn't resist

Here's One . . . It was right after my 21st birthday. I was at a bar with my brother and some of his friends. At the time the bar had a sexy legs contest for both men and women. My brother tried to get me not to enter, but there happened to be two guys the I went to highschool with, that wanted me to enter to try and beat them. So, I entered the contest against 6 other guys....and I won. I was amazed that I won. One of the guys in the contest looked and was built like Dolph Lundgren (from Rocky 3...I think) he was so pissed off that he wanted to take me outside and beat the shit out of me. I was lucky that his friends stepped in and calmed him down. Later that night I saw him talking to the girl who won the woman's sexy leg contest, he asked her to dance but she turned him down. After seeing this, I then made my way toward the girl (whos' name was Dee Dee...and the name fit DD) and asked her to dance. She wasted no time in saying yes, then to throw salt in Dolph's wounds, we walked right past him to the dance floor. It was the best night of my life. Now you may be wondering...where is the embarssing part? About a month or so... I got a new boss at my job. The first night we worked together, he said that I looked familiar...then he said, You are the guy who won the sexy leg contest. I turned bright red, then he proceeded to tell everyone in the entire place about that night. It got even more so when my General Manager started to call me Mr. Sexy Legs...months later I found out my G.M was gay.

It would have been a better story if my new boss would have been Dolph..but it wasn't.

 

[Whispering_Wolf57]

Bumping my way through....

 

[Abner Devereaux]

lol so your boss did he give you a raise? I bet those sexy legs gave him one though..lol sorry I couldn't resist

You know....all this time I have tried not to think about that. Thank You for putting that picture in my head.

 

[Whispering_Wolf57]

Bumping....in..ooops..bumped the wall..damn..left a hole in the wall...never run with a hard on..you may trip

 

[Whispering_Wolf57]

Bump...no hard on this time..so no holes in the walls

 

[Guest]

Nosey friend/nosey mom

Many years ago my girl and I, buck neked, in the back of my dad's station wagon parked out in a new housing development. I was just starting to put it in and a friend drives by with the *nicest* girl in school and stops, yelling out the window for me to roll down my window. I jumped in the front seat and started driving like hell through all of these just graded streets, sliding around corners, creating a hell of a dust storm and my friend is doggedly right behind me, trying to get me to stop. All the while the poor girl is rolling and tumbling around in the back of the station wagon like dice in a shooter's cup trying to get dressed. We finally ran away from my friend. My girl was bruised all over the next day.

Same girl. She stayed home *sick* from school. I parked on a side street and snuck over to her house and we were going at it on the couch when her mom's car pulls into the driveway! I grab my clothes and run for the back door and the girls calls out to me frantically-my underwear were on the coffee table!. I got them, ran out the back door, cleared a chain link fence wearing only jeans and carrying the rest of my clothes(about 25 degrees F) (I could not jump that fence under any conditions-except this one). I get to my car and the %^&&* battery is dead. So I pushed it -true story- ( a '51 Ford hot rod, about 3500 lbs) fast enough on level ground to pop the clutch and get it started. I'm no athlete but I was that day.

Funny thing is the girl and I got married but, for some reason, it didn't work out. Maybe we needed more excitement in our marriage.

 

[Guest]

My wife

This happened to my wife (32 years, we have been married) when she got married the first time. She (17) and her boy friend(18) drove from East Texas to Neuvo Laredo and got married.

Afterwards, while they were eating in a Mexican cafe, my wife felt a wetness and realized she had started her period. So she hurried to the bathroom of this little cafe in Mexico, takes off her dress and is trying to wash the blood out. A young Mexican woman came in and with hand signals offered to iron her dress for her. Thirty minutes go by and then forty-five and my wife is thinking her boyfriend was going to the beat the hell of her(he was an asshole and did shit like that) for giving her dress to someone she didn't know, but finally the young Mexican girl showed back up with a clean and pressed dress. My wife gave her a quarter, all the money she had.

 

[Erotica_Writings]

This happened to my wife (32 years, we have been married) when she got married the first time. She (17) and her boy friend(18) drove from East Texas to Neuvo Laredo and got married.

Afterwards, while they were eating in a Mexican cafe, my wife felt a wetness and realized she had started her period. So she hurried to the bathroom of this little cafe in Mexico, takes off her dress and is trying to wash the blood out. A young Mexican woman came in and with hand signals offered to iron her dress for her. Thirty minutes go by and then forty-five and my wife is thinking her boyfriend was going to the beat the hell of her(he was an asshole and did shit like that) for giving her dress to someone she didn't know, but finally the young Mexican girl showed back up with a clean and pressed dress. My wife gave her a quarter, all the money she had.

aw that is such a bitter sweet embarrassment....good thing she got rid of the asshole b/f