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What is your most embarrassing moment?

pleasteasme said:
I was just joking! I of all people shouldn't judge others based on looks!

However, in an attempt to calm nerves visualizing naked people in the audience would be far from calming, at least for me!!!!
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I know you were joking :) And I agree...I wouldn't be to calm if you were sitting there naked :D
 
Happy Hump Day! Ok yesterday we are at the store, I am waiting outside, I yawn a damn nat flew in :eek: then I am looking for a private place to spit, people seems to go the same way as me :eek: finally I spit it out and tried not to look up as we left. :eek:
 
Erotica_Writings said:
Happy Hump Day! Ok yesterday we are at the store, I am waiting outside, I yawn a damn nat flew in :eek: then I am looking for a private place to spit, people seems to go the same way as me :eek: finally I spit it out and tried not to look up as we left. :eek:
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I hate when that happens!

And a fine Hump Day to you to Ms. EW
 
18 years old and caught

We were 18, she a wee bit older than I. Parked in a secluded spot, naked in the front seat of my dad's Plymouth. I was on my back, licking and sucking her pussy, fingering her asshole. She was on top of me sucking my cock, fingering and licking my asshole. I opened my eyes and saw a person outside the window just watching. I didn't want to upset her, so I didn't say anything. I then noticed the person on the other side of the car, watching her suck my cock. Just as she was about to cum ,there was a knock on the window, and a flashlight shining in the car. It was a cop. Naked as can be, she had to show him ID as she was tiny (4'11", 95 pounds) so he wanted to make sure she was legal.

We then finished at another location.
 
Was on hold on the phone yesterday and I burped thinking noone could hear me and a voice on the other end says *That was a good burp!* lol he's lucky I didn't shit my pants! :eek:
 
iwanna3sum said:
We were 18, she a wee bit older than I. Parked in a secluded spot, naked in the front seat of my dad's Plymouth. I was on my back, licking and sucking her pussy, fingering her asshole. She was on top of me sucking my cock, fingering and licking my asshole. I opened my eyes and saw a person outside the window just watching. I didn't want to upset her, so I didn't say anything. I then noticed the person on the other side of the car, watching her suck my cock. Just as she was about to cum ,there was a knock on the window, and a flashlight shining in the car. It was a cop. Naked as can be, she had to show him ID as she was tiny (4'11", 95 pounds) so he wanted to make sure she was legal.

We then finished at another location.
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:eek: roflmao :D
 
Sometimes my eyes don't work so good. Well for two weeks they have been getting better so I decided to do my brows only cheat and not pluck them but to use the razoor...h ha ha I shaved half of it off! LOL wah :(
 
Wolfie is clumsy and I remember one time he was getting ready to get into the bed, he missed the bed and sat in the laundry basket he had next to his bed. LOL I never laughed so hard.
 
Years ago hubby and I had this old Ford Station wagon and we were coming home from visiting friends one afternoon when he asked me to climb in the back and look out the tailgate window to see if it was blowing blue smoke.(a sign of burning oil). It was a hot day in August and when I climbed back into the backseat,the air from the windows being open felt really good so I sat there with my eyes closed enjoying the breeze. When I opened them,there was a car riding right on on our bumper...3 guys grinning from ear to ear! I wondered what they were grinning about until I looked down and my tube top was around my waist! I know my face turned beet red and I climbed back into the front seat with Hubby.They then went around us honking the car horn and hubby wondered what the hell they were honking about with such big grins! It took me a few days before I could tell him and when he teases me about it to this day,I turn red!
 
Yesterday we riding out to the country to my aunts to ride some horses, I decided to put some lipstick on my lips cause it was sunny and hot. As I was placing it on my lips EW stops suddenly cause a skunk was in the road and yep the lipstuck went upwards breaking when it hit my nose! it took me forever to stop looking like a Rudolph wanna be!
 
Whispering_Wolf57 said:
I know you were joking :) And I agree...I wouldn't be to calm if you were sitting there naked :D
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OMG, I wouldn't be calm if I were sitting there naked :eek:!!!
 
So, in reality....most of my embarassing moments happen when I am by myself *thankfully*

This morning is typical: I have a difficult time getting the cap off of aerosol type cans. I wanted to cook an egg for breakfast and when prying the cap off the non-stick spray....it sprayed me....right on the chest!!! I laughed pretty hard. Glad nobody was there to make fun of me though!!! :eek:
 
pleasteasme said:
So, in reality....most of my embarassing moments happen when I am by myself *thankfully*

This morning is typical: I have a difficult time getting the cap off of aerosol type cans. I wanted to cook an egg for breakfast and when prying the cap off the non-stick spray....it sprayed me....right on the chest!!! I laughed pretty hard. Glad nobody was there to make fun of me though!!! :eek:
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Make fun...Hell I would lick you clean :p :p :p
 
Whispering_Wolf57 said:
Make fun...Hell I would lick you clean :p :p :p
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Thankfully, you did not respond...."I would have cooked the egg on your chest!"


*phew* *giggles*
 
pleasteasme said:
Thankfully, you did not respond...."I would have cooked the egg on your chest!"


*phew* *giggles*
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Breakfast in bed..huh..sounds nice..We could cook alot more I am sure with all that heat :D

Have a great night sweetie..Need some sleep....Most definitely :)
 
Whispering_Wolf57 said:
Breakfast in bed..huh..sounds nice..We could cook alot more I am sure with all that heat :D

Have a great night sweetie..Need some sleep....Most definitely :)
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G'night Wolf ~ you too!!!

;)
 
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