What made you smile or laugh today? Part IV

[wicked woman]

I was going to say thanks for spoiling it for me but went back and read this morning's exchange and it's obvious that he can't help himself. Sad...just sad.

On the upside, we don't need to worry about someone, who clearly was naive (a nicer word than stupid), being in a bad situation.

 

[Acktion]

I was going to say thanks for spoiling it for me but went back and read this morning's exchange and it's obvious that he can't help himself. Sad...just sad.

On the upside, we don't need to worry about someone, who clearly was naive (a nicer word than stupid), being in a bad situation.

Right? Only reason I spoke up in the first place was because I would hope someone would do the same for my granddaughter (if she ever stops chasing them with sticks despite my best efforts to encourage her).

But, when someone starts attacking well-meaning people who've actually been down that road for trying to help, then it's time to let them get their own chosen Darwin Award however they see fit.


(ETA: Granddaughter is twenty and so far still treating them like pinatas. Yes!)

 

[wicked woman]

Right? Only reason I spoke up in the first place was because I would hope someone would do the same for my granddaughter (if she ever stops chasing them with sticks despite my best efforts to encourage her).

But, when someone starts attacking well-meaning people who've actually been down that road for trying to help, then it's time to let them get their own chosen Darwin Award however they see fit.

Agree. I long ago decided that I'd take people at their word until I was shown otherwise. I'm not naive. I know people aren't always honest...or even who they say they are. I just don't want to live my life constantly thinking ill of people. But it's a different thing when it's obvious what's going on.

 

[Acktion]

Agree. I long ago decided that I'd take people at their word until I was shown otherwise. I'm not naive. I know people aren't always honest...or even who they say they are. I just don't want to live my life constantly thinking ill of people. But it's a different thing when it's obvious what's going on.

Still, it is entertaining to watch... while imagining Bill Engvall narrating.

"Here's your sign."

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a2/Darwin_medal.jpg

 

[MeekMe]

Right? Only reason I spoke up in the first place was because I would hope someone would do the same for my granddaughter (if she ever stops chasing them with sticks despite my best efforts to encourage her).

But, when someone starts attacking well-meaning people who've actually been down that road for trying to help, then it's time to let them get their own chosen Darwin Award however they see fit.

This is the kindest way to respond. As someone that grew up in a financially unstable household, I can attest that there are plenty of men out there willing to take advantage of vulnerable young girls and women (yay, personal experience!). I was almost tempted to respond. Almost.

 

[Acktion]

This is the kindest way to respond. As someone that grew up in a financially unstable household, I can attest that there are plenty of men out there willing to take advantage of vulnerable young girls and women (yay, personal experience!). I was almost tempted to respond. Almost.

Speaking as a man who was once willing to take advantage, and in fact did (until I put her through college, made her get a career, married her, and lived happily ever after until death did us part)(although she was over a decade older), I can respect that and would be the last to judge. **cocking halo at appropriate rakish angle**

In fact, I can remember a pretty heated (and funny as fuck) debate one night at the detention unit where I misspent some of my youth working that I just failed to see any logical difference between what we did (I was second man on Hotel Hell Room Service) and prostitution other than just what part of our bodies we rented out. Which was even funnier considering there was not one but two former NFL players on the staff. (And yes, you know I went there.)

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

The thing is I "discovered" that thread late, lurked and watched in horror at first then with increasing glee at the level of twatwafflery (new word, like asshattery but non-gender specific) the OP and the CarGuy were creating in replacement of serious discussion. There is a single post where the wheels fell off. I kept hoping OP would slip up an reveal the wrong Alt. If you read the whole thing it's hilarious and sad at the same time. I think there's a German word for that. Anja? Seela?

ETA: I wanna hear mnore about Misshotndeep's cat

 

[Acktion]

The thing is I "discovered" that thread late, lurked and watched in horror at first then with increasing glee at the level of twatwafflery (new word, like asshattery but non-gender specific) the OP and the CarGuy were creating in replacement of serious discussion. There is a single post where the wheels fell off. I kept hoping OP would slip up an reveal the wrong Alt. If you read the whole thing it's hilarious and sad at the same time. I think there's a German word for that. Anja? Seela?

ETA: I wanna hear mnore about Misshotndeep's cat

Hey, you Heinleinesque Handy! Sorry I missed your ponus/bobbit post. I was within seconds of posting my own slick sheering in answer to your and Yank's shenanigans when cookie popped up and there was no way I was up to following that hotness other than distracting comic relief.

Yeah, about the time Kim gently pointed me in the direction of what I wasn't seeing, I had a Homer Simpson moment of wishing I hadn't stuck my paddle in that particular creek and having to worry about getting the stink off. Also rather ironic since in my first post I mentioned: "the comedy and tragedy being played out on the stage of the world." I just didn't realize I'd pulled my pink plastic Adirondack up to a Reduced Shakespeare Company performance when I typed it.

Any road, I stand pretty sure that we're not the only ones who would gladly hear anything else Misshotndeep wanted to share about her kitty shenanigans. (or pretty much anyone else with a plucky puss) (And I'm trying really hard not to quack wise about Moochie's lap duck.)

 

[wicked woman]

Just saw this on Instagram.

"Yes, I think your shorts should be longer than your vagina."

 

[midwestyankee]

Just saw this on Instagram.

"Yes, I think your shorts should be longer than your vagina."

It seems to be a popular opinion on Tik Tok as well. Usually withvthe oreface, "Call me old-fashioned but..."


Accessible needn't be visible.

 

[wicked woman]

It seems to be a popular opinion on Tik Tok as well. Usually with the preface, "Call me old-fashioned but..."


Accessible needn't be visible.

Big believer in the bold part.

 

[Misshotndeep]

A text from an ex lover. No you can not come over for a booty call!

 

[Acktion]

Apparently, there was going to be some new show "the ultimate slip and slide" which has now been canceled due to an outbreak of explosive diarrhea on the set.

I... Um...

Wow. I'm just not even sure where to go with that.

 

[TwoTaTango]

Surprised Me

An unexpected message sent to which surprised me totally , but was rather nice to get and Yessss it made me smile .

 

[Bramblethorn]

Apparently, there was going to be some new show "the ultimate slip and slide" which has now been canceled due to an outbreak of explosive diarrhea on the set.

I... Um...

Wow. I'm just not even sure where to go with that.

Gives a new meaning to "leaked footage".

 

[Bramblethorn]

So funny and adorable!



I started thinking denial, but am now thinking troll.

The voice doesn't seem consistent to me, which would point to troll.

Also, is it just me, or does the intro post sounds very much like an older person's imagination of how a young adult writes? I've never met anybody who would consider themself to have "no real skills".

 

[twister947]

Gives a new meaning to "leaked footage".

Alright, you two...

 

[Acktion]

Alright, you two...

You give me far too much credit. I'm not smart enough to make this shit up.

(Also, I missed you, too, cranky britches. )


ETA: I am however glad that the safety of their people is their Number One priority. Not Number Two.

 

[Bramblethorn]

You give me far too much credit. I'm not smart enough to make this shit up.

(Also, I missed you, too, cranky britches. )


ETA: I am however glad that the safety of their people is their Number One priority. Not Number Two.

Yeah, nobody wants to shut down a show but sometimes OHAS requires being a party pooper.

 

[Acktion]

The voice doesn't seem consistent to me, which would point to troll.

Also, is it just me, or does the intro post sounds very much like an older person's imagination of how a young adult writes? I've never met anybody who would consider themself to have "no real skills".

Not to poopoo the scatological humor so readily available at the slip and slide headlines, not least because I've just seen a photo captioned "it's just mud!" But, I just spotted this.

Unfortunately, Bramblethorn, I have.

Granted, most are cocky little shits (no different than I was [and still am, actually]) who vastly overestimate just how prepared they are skills-wise, I have met and worked with a fair few that just didn't see what they COULD do for the forest of what they were told they could NOT.

Actually, I probably spent far more effort during my stint teaching trying to do heart transplants rather than covering the requisite material.

I still get a chuckle at remembering Brent's face when our director complimented him, that the formulas he was painting inside the box for our Jacob's Ladder, and which he'd explained when the boss man asked if he knew what he was painting, were Trigonometric functions and something that most people balk at and don't understand as well as he had just explained it. "But... But, I don't know how to do Trig. Mr. A?! Is this TRIG?! Have you been teaching us TRIG?!" I thought I was going to have to do CPR on big boy for a minute. Bossman too since he collapsed against the door frame laughing. (I just hadn't seen a point to shutting that door pre-emptively by labeling as something scary what I was teaching since the 3rd party cert was the real goal anyway.)

Any road, having said that, I do agree with your conclusion, albeit from a different premise.

And I popped a floating rib out of place laughing at your sock puppets until I thought I was going to hack up a lung. Thanks for that.

But, enough of that. I'm off to see what other shits and giggles can be found on this slip and slide.

 

[Acktion]

Oh, fuck!

From the Playground, "Things to Say during Sex and Dinner!"

https://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=93878539&postcount=28

Tears streaming.

Can't stop laughing.

Can't breathe.

Oh, fuck!

Pizza night...

I think I just peed a little!

 

[Misshotndeep]

Spending some quality time with my BFF needing over all things comic book. Sigh!

 

[melimelissa]

Toastie

My new boyfriend telling me his real name is Morgan le Toastie. Not sure if that will work as a married name - but he was was of course lying.

Méli

Getting long awaited kayaks home safely. It was the first time I drove with something on my roof, and drove for 2 hours with them there. Started with 2 kayaks and still had 2 when I got home.it was a wonderful day.

 

[MeekMe]

The voice doesn't seem consistent to me, which would point to troll.

Also, is it just me, or does the intro post sounds very much like an older person's imagination of how a young adult writes? I've never met anybody who would consider themself to have "no real skills".

This. I couldn’t articulate this as well recently but you’re right. It’s what an older person thinks a young person today complains about. The kind of person that gets angry at “millennials” but couldn’t actually define the current age range of actual millennials.

The OP asked for how to lie to her loved ones in order to take a year off and live at the discretion of a man she knows nothing about while acknowledging it’s a bad idea to do so. That’s not someone living in those shoes. That’s someone making up a character so they could jump in and play daddy in Literotica Theatre. He also let us know he’s got a thing for “ little sisters.”

 

[ToPleaseHim]

“Literotica Theater”

That’s perfect!