What made you smile or laugh today? Part IV

A conversation with a right winger relative. We grew up in the South. He went right. I went left. Most of the time, we're able to exchange ideas and listen to each other.
 
Last night we ate Chinese. My fortune cookie said:

A friend asks only for your time and not money.

For many years we have played the game of adding the phrase "in bed" as we read the fortune out loud to each other.

So go ahead, I'll wait. :D:D:D
 
This. I couldn’t articulate this as well recently but you’re right. It’s what an older person thinks a young person today complains about. The kind of person that gets angry at “millennials” but couldn’t actually define the current age range of actual millennials.

The OP asked for how to lie to her loved ones in order to take a year off and live at the discretion of a man she knows nothing about while acknowledging it’s a bad idea to do so. That’s not someone living in those shoes. That’s someone making up a character so they could jump in and play daddy in Literotica Theatre. He also let us know he’s got a thing for “ little sisters.”

That's it! The thing I couldn't put my finger on. Those of you over a certain age were made to read "Go Ask Alice" in highschool in the 70s. Purportedly the diary of a teen drug addict, it was actually written by a culty-religious psychologist in her 50s. This is "Go Ask Alice About Sex Work" lol.
 
That's it! The thing I couldn't put my finger on. Those of you over a certain age were made to read "Go Ask Alice" in highschool in the 70s. Purportedly the diary of a teen drug addict, it was actually written by a culty-religious psychologist in her 50s. This is "Go Ask Alice About Sex Work" lol.

Ha, yes! I remember that one.
 
My local flower farmer opened for the season today. Love going there to pick out my flowers for the week. Peonies this week in various shades of pink.
 
A photo exhibition, Welsh and Northern Sami. Big smiles from all three.
 
While discussing the 100 things project;

"Well, if he (Dave Bruno) counted his whole library as one thing, why can't I count my whole wardrobe as one thing, too?! I fail to see the difference!"

I don't really know how to answer that. But, I also can't stop laughing.
 
The newest video from the Finnish Tax Administration:

EPIC TAX PARTY Original mix | Windows95Man feat. Epic Tax Guy

This is how I want to be reminded of having to check the annual income limit or paying any outstanding taxes. I did check my income limit and file some expenses for tax credit. All set for the rest of the year. Thank you, Epic Tax Guy!

And no, this isn't a parody account. The Tax Administration simply has chosen to approach things a little differently here.
 
This headline.

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I was picked by my beauty shop and awarded for my "fidelity" with a box of products over 250 Euros. :D
 
The newest video from the Finnish Tax Administration:

EPIC TAX PARTY Original mix | Windows95Man feat. Epic Tax Guy

This is how I want to be reminded of having to check the annual income limit or paying any outstanding taxes. I did check my income limit and file some expenses for tax credit. All set for the rest of the year. Thank you, Epic Tax Guy!

And no, this isn't a parody account. The Tax Administration simply has chosen to approach things a little differently here.

Heh, I like it!
Back when the tax declaration was made on paper, a couple of friends and I used to drop it off in person the last evening possible. Then we would go out for drinks, so I guess it was a tax party?
 
This is unbelievable. George Carlin, Richard Pryor on the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson on the same night...and then (spoiler alert) to find the Carlin and Pryor started out together in New York at the same club at the same time...

Carlin, Pryor and Carson
 
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