What made you smile or laugh today? Part IV

Encyclopedia Brown!!!

Haven't thought of him in years!!!

He lives in your heart though, doesn’t he? As well as in the hearts of all Idavillians.

The baddest Leroy Brown there ever was!

edit: why TF is it censoring CB's username?

Leroy Brown: You know, I never actually put that together. But now? I’ve solved the case: you must have been one of Encyclopedia’s teachers. They, along with his parents, were the only ones to ever call him “Leroy.”

(******** told me that the censorship of her name was now a thing, but this is the first I’ve seen of it. Isn’t that the most fucked up thing *** ever ***** of? Why, it’s almost like it’s a mystery… a case even. Hmmmm.)


In 50 years, his rate remained a quarter. The thing is, he didn’t do it for the money. He loved it. He was the rain who washed the scum off the dirty streets of Idaville. (I’m looking at you, Thompson twins, with your twisted attempt to heist the annual blueberry-pie-eating contest trophy. You’ll do 20 to life on a Maine blueberry chain gang for that one.)
 
(******** told me that the censorship of her name was now a thing, but this is the first I’ve seen of it. Isn’t that the most fucked up thing *** ever ***** of? Why, it’s almost like it’s a mystery… a case even. Hmmmm.)

Actually, I'm jealous. I mean, think this one through for a minute.

Once upon a time, I used to tell people, "I would say, 'don't do anything I wouldn't,' but I can't think of anything."

All of the shenanigans I can get up to... not to mention certain other persons of interest around here... and Cassie is the one that gets her name censored?

She became a real-world (or at least Lit) "She Who Shall Not Be Named!"

Thus are legends born, people!

I'm watching her with a notebook and pencil so I can attempt to replicate this feat! "How can I be as bad as Cassie?!"
 
Actually, I'm jealous. I mean, think this one through for a minute.

Once upon a time, I used to tell people, "I would say, 'don't do anything I wouldn't,' but I can't think of anything."

All of the shenanigans I can get up to... not to mention certain other persons of interest around here... and Cassie is the one that gets her name censored?

She became a real-world (or at least Lit) "She Who Shall Not Be Named!"

Thus are legends born, people!

I'm watching her with a notebook and pencil so I can attempt to replicate this feat! "How can I be as bad as Cassie?!"

No one is more Voldermortean than ********.
 
Actually, I'm jealous. I mean, think this one through for a minute.

Once upon a time, I used to tell people, "I would say, 'don't do anything I wouldn't,' but I can't think of anything."

All of the shenanigans I can get up to... not to mention certain other persons of interest around here... and Cassie is the one that gets her name censored?

She became a real-world (or at least Lit) "She Who Shall Not Be Named!"

Thus are legends born, people!

I'm watching her with a notebook and pencil so I can attempt to replicate this feat! "How can I be as bad as Cassie?!"

So true.

Also, when I clicked your link the commercial played ”Anything you can do, I can do better” :D
 
I have tomorrow off so my weekend started now. Ahh, I can feel my brain slowing down already.
 
Hearing that I’ll get a weekend of solitude! I suspect I’ll be posting a tipsy from gin plea for casual conversation here at some point. It’s become a habit. :D
 
Custard.

Edit: and finishing a tricky crossword I’ve been trying to figure out for a long time.
 
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This: http://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/2021/07/15/boyfriend-cheat-girlfriend-roadtrip/

Three girls found out they had the same boyfriend at the same time.
One of them contacted one of the others and was actually in a facetime conversation with her, when he came home. ”Hey look, I made a new friend”…

There were six girls in total, but three of them realized that the guy had talked to all of them about buying a bus and travel the country. They decided to do the trip together instead, bought an old school bus, converted it for travel in 2.5 months and are traveling around the west.
 
Ah, freedom!

I’m firing up my hermit mode chitchat signal again. If any of my lovely co-litizens are up for a chat in the next couple of days, hit me up! I have no real plans for my hermit weekend.

And as always, zero cyber pussy up for grabs.
 
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