What made you smile or laugh today? Part IV

This felt so much like
literotica that I
just had to giggle

Méli :rose:

I woke up last night at 3 a.m. and discovered my Phone in a shadowy and somewhat sinister meeting with Social Media, Sports Message Boards and Online Shopping. I was a little drowsy but overheard something about “keeping him shallow, self-absorbed and a little stupid.”

It’s alarming and I will act strongly against this cabal, probably, later, after I check a football recruiting update and see what’s in my REI cart.
 
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Finally finding the cause of a weird error message I've been getting at work for a few weeks now. Whew.

Edit: and now fixing the cause! No more error!
 
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Finding a lost item that's been missing for about 3 weeks.

Ahhh! There it is, right where I put it.

Sometimes, becoming a senior means you get to hunt items like Easter eggs just as you did as a child (even when you don't want to play the game!) :eek:
 
Finding a lost item that's been missing for about 3 weeks.

Ahhh! There it is, right where I put it.

Sometimes, becoming a senior means you get to hunt items like Easter eggs just as you did as a child (even when you don't want to play the game!) :eek:

Something to look forward to! I love Easter egg hunts. :D


My smile: meeting a cute hedgehog on my way to get bread from the bakery. 🦔 Also the bread, so good.
 
A girl six or seven years old combing the hair of a boy her age and telling him
Now you look handsome
 
Booking an impromptu haircut.

I'm getting just a trim, nothing exciting, but that means I'll get my hair washed by someone not me. :heart:
 
An old friend sent me a clip of a "talk show" we had filmed in 1994.

Our guests were my friend's older sister and a mannequin. With the sister we talked about how she had just been dumped by her boyfriend and she showed us her new foundation/powder type make up product that was half orange, half green. You were supposed to use the orange to cover dark circles under your eyes and the green was "for the rest of the face". Legendary.

With the mannequin we talked about the joys of having a curly hair. I wanted to have a long, curly hair like the mannequin did so bad.
 
A lecture on how to flirt. Not so much the lecture itself, so much as picturing the look on the person's face giving it when it dawned on them that our brief interaction a long while back was me flirting.

I'm no Willy Wonka. Nor do I have the time nor inclination to sugarcoat a damn thing.

"Netflix and chill?" Pfft. Why don't we get drunk and screw?
 
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