What pissed you off today?
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I'm now quite aware she is alive and online and making no effort to talk to me. Silly girl.
And another silly girl who seems convinced she's the only one who's ever been hurt and appears determined to be a martyr about it.
I'm starting to think it's prolonged exposure to me that's doing it.
And another silly girl who seems convinced she's the only one who's ever been hurt and appears determined to be a martyr about it.
I'm starting to think it's prolonged exposure to me that's doing it.
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DeepGreenEyes
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Look. It's either a vicious circle or a vicious cycle. I don't really care which one. But let's, as a society, adopt one as the standard.
That you think that
People ARE completely fucking useless. They are stupid, irrational, selfish and completely apathetic about anything that doesn't directly benefit them, even if individual persons may be nice. Unfortunately, much as I'd love to rain down an ungodly firestorm on this horrible world, it's the only one we've got and I'm rather attached to it.
dirty_lilsecret
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My asshole neighbor thinks he can just come over whenever he wants and hit some golf balls in my yard. All he would have to do is ask. It really pisses me off when I come home to him destroying my lawn.
Homburg
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Well, as you're in the UK, they're at least smaller cars, right? So maybe just maimed, as opposed to killed outright. That's a plus, no?
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We call that "Trespassing" and "Destruction of Private Property" around my neck of the woods.
You'd think, but one was a van and another was a Land Rover.
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Right. Proper fucked.
OldGuy1026
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What Pissed me off?
Stupid People Complaint #1360
Cigars, improper ediquette with a cigar.
You go to the store, where they have a jar of cigars, you ask for one, the dumb clerk who's hands, lord knows where picks one out and hands it to you. I mean I don't know this guy or gal, and we are not in any sort of private relationship.
In the 1890's the proper ediquette for a cigar is to have your lover or Mistress pick out your cigar. She smells it, rolles it close to her ear to hear if it is too dry. She licks it wet like she licking your cock in public, then hands it to you.
I don't want some store clerk with a half ass attempt of a breard and ridiculous metal in his or her face picking up my cigar. Just hold the jar towards me and I or my wife will pick it out.
Okay I feel better now.
Stupid People Complaint #1360
Cigars, improper ediquette with a cigar.
You go to the store, where they have a jar of cigars, you ask for one, the dumb clerk who's hands, lord knows where picks one out and hands it to you. I mean I don't know this guy or gal, and we are not in any sort of private relationship.
In the 1890's the proper ediquette for a cigar is to have your lover or Mistress pick out your cigar. She smells it, rolles it close to her ear to hear if it is too dry. She licks it wet like she licking your cock in public, then hands it to you.
I don't want some store clerk with a half ass attempt of a breard and ridiculous metal in his or her face picking up my cigar. Just hold the jar towards me and I or my wife will pick it out.
Okay I feel better now.
Exactly. We're talking chunky salsa if one of those things hits me at the speed they were doing.
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Long.'Effing.Weekend.
I made black bean soup and homemade cornbread for dinner tonight. My youngest (5 years old) gets upset because he doesn't waaaaaaaaaaaant black bean soup. Waaaaaaahhh! Do Not WaaaAAAAAAAAAaant!
Everyone's places are set, so I pick him up, take him to my room, explain he must try his soup before he's allowed anything else, and must calm down before he's allowed to try his soup because he isn't allowed to ruin the meal for everyone else. 5 minutes of me not budging on the issue, and he decides to try his soup.
We go back into the kitchen, to find one of my roommate's boys (12 years old), digging through the refrigerator, arms crossed, pouting and saying he "Won't eat that gross stuff!"
My response - You're being rude. Tough noogies; that's dinner.
(I go back to sorting my youngest out. Who tries three spoonfuls of soup and says he doesn't like it, but asks very nicely for cornbread and a banana please - and gets it, along with a thank you for trying something new.)
His mother's response - To "negotiate" with the 12 year old and allow him to eat as much cornbread as he wants for dinner, without any soup. (And he made a bigger mess than the entire table combined.)
I just finished handing my children off to their dad for the next two weeks, came back inside... and the 12 year old who threw a fit is eating a huge bowl of ice cream (with mom's permission).
I am burned out, tired, grumpy, and sick to death of ill mannered children without any boundaries.
GRUMPGRUMPGRUMP!!!
I made black bean soup and homemade cornbread for dinner tonight. My youngest (5 years old) gets upset because he doesn't waaaaaaaaaaaant black bean soup. Waaaaaaahhh! Do Not WaaaAAAAAAAAAaant!
Everyone's places are set, so I pick him up, take him to my room, explain he must try his soup before he's allowed anything else, and must calm down before he's allowed to try his soup because he isn't allowed to ruin the meal for everyone else. 5 minutes of me not budging on the issue, and he decides to try his soup.
We go back into the kitchen, to find one of my roommate's boys (12 years old), digging through the refrigerator, arms crossed, pouting and saying he "Won't eat that gross stuff!"
My response - You're being rude. Tough noogies; that's dinner.
(I go back to sorting my youngest out. Who tries three spoonfuls of soup and says he doesn't like it, but asks very nicely for cornbread and a banana please - and gets it, along with a thank you for trying something new.)
His mother's response - To "negotiate" with the 12 year old and allow him to eat as much cornbread as he wants for dinner, without any soup. (And he made a bigger mess than the entire table combined.)
I just finished handing my children off to their dad for the next two weeks, came back inside... and the 12 year old who threw a fit is eating a huge bowl of ice cream (with mom's permission).
I am burned out, tired, grumpy, and sick to death of ill mannered children without any boundaries.
GRUMPGRUMPGRUMP!!!
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two words: bear traps
Abraxas Winterlight
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Long.'Effing.Weekend.
I made black bean soup and homemade cornbread for dinner tonight. My youngest (5 years old) gets upset because he doesn't waaaaaaaaaaaant black bean soup. Waaaaaaahhh! Do Not WaaaAAAAAAAAAaant!
Everyone's places are set, so I pick him up, take him to my room, explain he must try his soup before he's allowed anything else, and must calm down before he's allowed to try his soup because he isn't allowed to ruin the meal for everyone else. 5 minutes of me not budging on the issue, and he decides to try his soup.
We go back into the kitchen, to find one of my roommate's boys (12 years old), digging through the refrigerator, arms crossed, pouting and saying he "Won't eat that gross stuff!"
My response - You're being rude. Tough noogies; that's dinner.
(I go back to sorting my youngest out. Who tries three spoonfuls of soup and says he doesn't like it, but asks very nicely for cornbread and a banana please - and gets it, along with a thank you for trying something new.)
His mother's response - To "negotiate" with the 12 year old and allow him to eat as much cornbread as he wants for dinner, without any soup. (And he made a bigger mess than the entire table combined.)
I just finished handing my children off to their dad for the next two weeks, came back inside... and the 12 year old who threw a fit is eating a huge bowl of ice cream (with mom's permission).
I am burned out, tired, grumpy, and sick to death of ill mannered children without any boundaries.
GRUMPGRUMPGRUMP!!!
my nerd-spawn knows that that crap does NOT fly in my house.
my niece however, unfortunately you just described her
(oh, & now I want good soup & cornbread dangit!)
Feeling tired, tearful, and pms-ridden. Waaaaaaaaaah. How can I have lost two cellphones (mine and someone else's) in the last three days? The worst thing is that the batteries are flat in both so I can't call them and run around like a fool listening for the ring. I've searched everywhere. Where o where are those fucking phones?
DeepGreenEyes
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Feeling tired, tearful, and pms-ridden. Waaaaaaaaaah. How can I have lost two cellphones (mine and someone else's) in the last three days? The worst thing is that the batteries are flat in both so I can't call them and run around like a fool listening for the ring. I've searched everywhere. Where o where are those fucking phones?
The first one is buried directly beneath the glass pyramid at the Louvre.
The second one is in the pocket of that light jacket that you wore yesterday.
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when did grammar become optional?
A word to the wise:
"hi my name is joe ive been reading some of the stuff youv written and i really think you could be interesting did you mean what you said about the price of eggs in the country i bet you were just joking and t didnt have anyting to do with foghornleghorn but it couldnt be henny penny either cause i dont like her and i hope you talk more about fishsticks soon jo" Is not an appropriate and cohesive way to communicate!
Four times in 45 minutes, three of which were written directly to me, and people can't be assed to find a fucking period?
Don't get me wrong. As someone with a documented learning disability in the written language there are two things that will forever be part of my life... spell check and putting commas where one would pause if speaking out loud.
That being said, I understand improper use of hyphens and forgetting an apostrophe when you're in a hurry. I understand mixing up 'peaked' and 'piqued'. Semicolons, ellipsis, coordinating conjunctions and clauses getting jumbled around... I get it.
But use the fucking period!
Thank you.
A word to the wise:
"hi my name is joe ive been reading some of the stuff youv written and i really think you could be interesting did you mean what you said about the price of eggs in the country i bet you were just joking and t didnt have anyting to do with foghornleghorn but it couldnt be henny penny either cause i dont like her and i hope you talk more about fishsticks soon jo" Is not an appropriate and cohesive way to communicate!
Four times in 45 minutes, three of which were written directly to me, and people can't be assed to find a fucking period?
Don't get me wrong. As someone with a documented learning disability in the written language there are two things that will forever be part of my life... spell check and putting commas where one would pause if speaking out loud.
That being said, I understand improper use of hyphens and forgetting an apostrophe when you're in a hurry. I understand mixing up 'peaked' and 'piqued'. Semicolons, ellipsis, coordinating conjunctions and clauses getting jumbled around... I get it.
But use the fucking period!
Thank you.
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Meanwhile childless Mi and Mrs Oldguy are working on adopting, however the system of child servises has changed today. I hope to be taking courses that will help me be better at parenting first.
StrayKat
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I dont think one needs courses to be a good parent.
All you need is a lot of love and some common sense.
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I use Croatian keyboard. I have no clue where apostrophe is
Yes, but you were able to actually use a period to indicate a full stop between sentences. I'd happily take that in exchange for an apostrophe.
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