What should qualify you for Sainthood?

[BlackShanglan]

Excellent. I am Saint Pompulous. All bow before me. And don't forget to kiss the sceptre

Lucky, I loved your description. Sounds wonderful.

Shanglan

 

[Guest]

Sainthood's not for me. I get off on unsaintly behavior. However, I think I could go for something like knight-hood.

Always at the ready to aid any damsel in distress (or undress). Famous for my sword (read - toy) wielding expertise. Loyal to a fault. Damn good looking in chain mail. All about honor. Good to the last drop. Takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'. Like a rock, etc.

~lucky

sorry babe, youre going to hell with me.
how about this
i dub thee, knightress Lucky, defender of defilement and protector of all things lubricious and wanton. raise your banner high!

 

[Guest]

I write porn snippets upon request for my honey, to tide him over since we're long distance. Does that qualify?

i dub thee, LadyJeanne, Knightress of profligacy... spread your porn far and wide...

 

[BlackShanglan]

sorry babe, youre going to hell with me.
how about this
i dub thee, knightress Lucky, defender of defilement and protector of all things lubricious and wanton. raise your banner high!

Bonus points for using the word "lubricious."

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

Why? Two words:

Saint Satan.

 

[brightlyiburn]

I am one of the most forgiving people you could ever hope to meet. Generally in order to get me to stay angry at you, you have to turn out to be a completely untrustworthy asshole. Usually if I get into an argument with someone one day, I'll act like it never happened the next.
Cause holding grudges is pointless.

I also have a disgustingly strong desire to help people.

 

[Honey123]

Hmmm..>Saint Honey?

Do you need to be virgin?

 

[glamorilla]

my halo.

 

[R. Richard]

I never, ever stole parts off a moving vehicle, even when I really needed the money.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

I'm the patron saint of short-term memory and . . . what was I talking about?

 

[rgraham666]

Me? A saint?

ROFPMSL!

 

[yui]

I never, ever stole parts off a moving vehicle, even when I really needed the money.

Those other cars shouldn't have been parked there anyway...

 

[SeaCat]

Me? A Saint? heaven forbid. (I'm sure it already has.) Besides when yu become a saint don't you go to heaven? No Thanks, I'm not going where there's no sex. Also don't Saints become Angels or something? That won't do for me either. (Oh wait a minute, Satan is a fallen Angel isn't she? Hmmmmmmmmmm.)

Actually I wouldn't qualify anyways. I'm just an ordinary cat doing the ordinary things and trying to survive.

Cat

 

[LadyJeanne]

i dub thee, LadyJeanne, Knightress of profligacy... spread your porn far and wide...

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[carsonshepherd]

I rescue dogs that are too big when I have enough already. That either makes me a saint or a sucker....

(Also, I protect the weak and slay dragons in my spare time. )

 

[yui]

I rescue dogs that are too big when I have enough already. That either makes me a saint or a sucker....

(Also, I protect the weak and slay dragons in my spare time. )

I found your smiley...

http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/tier/bud.gif

Now, I am out of here. Nighters all.

 

[moonlight elf]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: What should qualify you for Sainthood?

Done!
you are hereby dubbed:
Moonlight elf, Saint of self-renunciation and all that is cute-sy.

I'm putting this in my sig

 

[elsol]

I should be canonized for:


a) Not giving people more reality checks!

b) Not smacking sense into as many people around me as need it!

c) Not shooting people for stupid shit.


Oh wait... I think this qualifies me for demonization.

Forget that!

ElSol

 

[Guest]

I am one of the most forgiving people you could ever hope to meet. Generally in order to get me to stay angry at you, you have to turn out to be a completely untrustworthy asshole. Usually if I get into an argument with someone one day, I'll act like it never happened the next.
Cause holding grudges is pointless.

I also have a disgustingly strong desire to help people.

DONE!
i dub thee, brightlyiburn, Saint of all things philanthropic, altruistic, and mollycoddling. go forth and spread kindness!

 

[Guest]

I'm the patron saint of short-term memory and . . . what was I talking about?

DONE~
even if you did self proclaim.
i dub you Evil Alpaca, patron saint of woolgathering and the lackadaisical. go forth and..................

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I live 30 ft away from my inlaws...........nuff said.

 

[Guest]

I rescue dogs that are too big when I have enough already. That either makes me a saint or a sucker....

(Also, I protect the weak and slay dragons in my spare time. )

Done~
i dub thee, CarsonSheperd, saint of canines, emancipator of all things mangy, liberator of somewhat defenceless, tail-wagging mongrels.

 

[Guest]

I live 30 ft away from my inlaws...........nuff said.

Done~
i dub thee, Abstruse, matron saint of tolerance, forbearance, and restraint in the face of provocation.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Done~
i dub thee, Abstruse, matron saint of tolerance, forbearance, and restraint in the face of provocation.

Sorry, saw "Abstruse" and "restraint," and that got me thinkin' of sumphin' else. What was this thread about again?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Done~
i dub thee, Abstruse, matron saint of tolerance, forbearance, and restraint in the face of provocation.

Bobble heads of me will be on sale in the lobby 3/01/05...preorder today.