What should qualify you for Sainthood?

[Belegon]

I predict a year-long study with tests (at least) daily. Venues (indoors, outside, movie theaters, restaurants, taxis, airplanes, etc.) and props (ice, marshmallow cream, chocolate, grapes :eek, cock rings, Altoids, etc.) vary.

Hey! No one else had to prove their worth!

Who said anything about proof? I'm looking to do research and fool the govt. into paying me for it....

 

[Belegon]

was going to nominate myself, decided humility did not allow it , then realized I am an arrogant bastard after all...

I think my best qualifications are the willingness to improve the mood of the ladies by wearing a kilt in public (thus allowing them to silently question what's beneath it), my steadfast loyalty to my friends and the long and valuable research I have put into trying to perfect my techniques of pussy eating so that I may try to counter balance the incompetence of some of my fellow males who think that the willingness to be in the same zip code somehow makes them champions of cunninglingus.

 

[cloudy]

was going to nominate myself, decided humility did not allow it , then realized I am an arrogant bastard after all...

I think my best qualifications are the willingness to improve the mood of the ladies by wearing a kilt in public (thus allowing them to silently question what's beneath it), my steadfast loyalty to my friends and the long and valuable research I have put into trying to perfect my techniques of pussy eating so that I may try to counter balance the incompetence of some of my fellow males who think that the willingness to be in the same zip code somehow makes them champions of cunninglingus.

Works for me!!!

But then, Vella's the decision-maker, but I'm sure she'll see it the way I do.

 

[Honey123]

I nominate Bel for God....

 

[Kassiana]

I haven't killed anyone yet at the conservative Christian forum I regularly visit for blaspheming God by saying he wants to torture everyone forever if they don't believe their doctrine.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

was going to nominate myself, decided humility did not allow it , then realized I am an arrogant bastard after all...

I think my best qualifications are the willingness to improve the mood of the ladies by wearing a kilt in public (thus allowing them to silently question what's beneath it), my steadfast loyalty to my friends and the long and valuable research I have put into trying to perfect my techniques of pussy eating so that I may try to counter balance the incompetence of some of my fellow males who think that the willingness to be in the same zip code somehow makes them champions of cunninglingus.

Vella's not feeling well today & asked me to stand in for the officiating part of your Sainthood.

Bear with me, it's my first time...

*in my best vella-voice* (Not really because she actually wrote it but it was fun for a minute.
Done!
i dub thee, Belegon, patron saint of all things lingual, steadfast champion of joviality and flirtation. and one damn fine honorary lesbian.
so sayeth me. ~vella_ms

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I haven't killed anyone yet at the conservative Christian forum I regularly visit for blaspheming God by saying he wants to torture everyone forever if they don't believe their doctrine.

from vella:

I deem thee, Kassiana: Knightress of her Faith & Un-Murderess of all blasphemers.

 

[jeanne_d_artois]

Anti (or is that Auntie?) Saint

I am an officially ordained Minister of Religion licensed to perform marriages, funerals etc.

The fact that I don't exist and am the alter-ego of oggbashan did not seem to bother the authorities of my Church based in Modesto, California.

As I am a minister and NOT Catholic I am automatically excommunicated from the Catholic Church, not that I was ever a communicant. Also since my alter ego sometimes thinks he is Henry VIII Defender of the Faith and responsible for the Dissolution of the Monastories and for removing England from the Pope's spiritual domain I am doubly anathema to the Catholic Church. As a writer of pornography that does not comply with the Catholic Church's imprimatur that makes three strikes against me.

Only the Catholic Church can create saints. As a thrice damned soul I consider myself ineligible.

Og

PS. In real life I have irritated Opus Dei. There is no hope for me.

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

Virtues? VIRTUES??? ME?

Shit, I'm no good at this sort of thing....ask someone else what they think of me first lol

 

[Belegon]

Vella's not feeling well today & asked me to stand in for the officiating part of your Sainthood.

Bear with me, it's my first time...

*in my best vella-voice* (Not really because she actually wrote it but it was fun for a minute.
Done!
i dub thee, Belegon, patron saint of all things lingual, steadfast champion of joviality and flirtation. and one damn fine honorary lesbian.
so sayeth me. ~vella_ms

give your g-friend my love and tell her I wish her nothing but a speedy recovery...

St. Bel

 

[Kassiana]

from vella:

I deem thee, Kassiana: Knightress of her Faith & Un-Murderess of all blasphemers.

Thank you and thank Vella. I shall indeed not murder all blasphemers I find.

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

Saint Lucifer, patron saint of sinners.

 

[Guest]

Saint Lucifer, patron saint of sinners.

how could i possibly expound on that?
LOL
youre practically perfect in every way...kinda like mary poppins.

 

[Guest]

give your g-friend my love and tell her I wish her nothing but a speedy recovery...

St. Bel

thank you sweetie. i think im better? but then im cautiously optimistic.