What should we discuss now?

[IhateClowns]

I had corndogs for dinner for the first time in a very long time. As I am starting to get the rumbles I now remember why it has been so long.

 

[Suz_anne]

lol @ the rumbles

 

[IhateClowns]

lol @ the rumbles

Nothing that a little lifted butt cheek air can't alleviate.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I had spicy Szechuan food for dinner.

The pain has hardly begun yet...

 

[Trekka]

I had corndogs for dinner for the first time in a very long time. As I am starting to get the rumbles I now remember why it has been so long.

*Ignore the rumbles*
*Vaults headlong in your general direction*
*GIGGLETACKLES*

 

[IhateClowns]

I had spicy Szechuan food for dinner.

The pain has hardly begun yet...

Better have magazines ready.

 

[IhateClowns]

*Ignore the rumbles*
*Vaults headlong in your general direction*
*GIGGLETACKLES*

They're making my toes curl. I'm sitting on the toilet waiting for my ass to sneeze.

 

[weekender43]

I had spinach and artichoke pizza. It was great!

 

[Suz_anne]

They're making my toes curl. I'm sitting on the toilet waiting for my ass to sneeze.

Do you have ring around the ass yet from settin' so long?

 

[IhateClowns]

I had spinach and artichoke pizza. It was great!

If by pizza you mean dip with some chips, then I'm all in.

 

[IhateClowns]

Do you have ring around the ass yet from settin' so long?

My left knee is asleep and if I were to stand up I think the seat would be coming with me.

 

[IhateClowns]

I'm just sitting here reading Gary Larsen.

 

[Suz_anne]

My left knee is asleep and if I were to stand up I think the seat would be coming with me.

How many games deep of Candy Crush have you played at this point? Just trying to get a frame of reference.

 

[Trekka]

Do you have ring around the ass yet from settin' so long?

Suz... how much have you missed this mofo?!?

I'm totes ignoring his corn dog diatribe *plugs ears la la la la*

And

*Breathes him in*

Shall we leg-hump him in tandem?

 

[IhateClowns]

Just in case you think I'm joking.

 

[IhateClowns]

How many games deep of Candy Crush have you played at this point? Just trying to get a frame of reference.

No candy crush. That tenses me up and I need to be relaxed.

 

[Suz_anne]

I've already leg humped him twice to climax. It's been awhile. I couldn't hold my wad.

 

[IhateClowns]

Suz... how much have you missed this mofo?!?

I'm totes ignoring his corn dog diatribe *plugs ears la la la la*

And

*Breathes him in*

Shall we leg-hump him in tandem?

I promise you don't want to leg hump right now.

 

[Trekka]

I've already leg humped him twice to climax. It's been awhile. I couldn't hold my wad.

But you're multi-orgasmic, yes? Good. I am too. Dibs on his upper thigh.

 

[Trekka]

I promise you don't want to leg hump right now.

Stfu and take it.

 

[IhateClowns]

Stfu and take it.

Yes ma'am.

 

[IhateClowns]

Been sitting here so long I've developed ring around my ass.

 

[Trekka]

Been sitting here so long I've developed ring around my ass.

I'm so close...

 

[IhateClowns]

I'm so close...

Do they make Woolite for toilet seat ring????

 

[Trekka]

Do they make Woolite for toilet seat ring????

I'm gonna cum.