What Would You Do

I would be ever so happy and make sure she has a strap on that would allow her to cum as many times as she wanted.. then pray after milking me dry that she would reach around to include me in her last orgasm.. as she gushes all over me

Wwyd if you loved shared a Lit pegging story with you?

Leave him. I've left for less.

WWYD if a gangster offered you a million dollars to impregnate his wife or carry his child?
 
Leave him. I've left for less.

WWYD if a gangster offered you a million dollars to impregnate his wife or carry his child?

Easy for guy.. no !?? Fuck her then leave town.. since I was snipped

Wwyd if the same gangster offered you a million dollars for one night with your lover?
 
Easy for guy.. no !?? Fuck her then leave town.. since I was snipped

Wwyd if the same gangster offered you a million dollars for one night with your lover?

Tell her about it. It really is her choice, not mine: if she wanted to do it, I can't stop her, if she doesn't want to do it, I can't force her. Also, talking to her about it means the pros and cons of the situation can be worked out with her, which pre empts her going batshit and quite likely leaving when she finds out I made a decision without her.

WWYD if said gangster offered you a million dollars for one night with you?
 
Tell her about it. It really is her choice, not mine: if she wanted to do it, I can't stop her, if she doesn't want to do it, I can't force her. Also, talking to her about it means the pros and cons of the situation can be worked out with her, which pre empts her going batshit and quite likely leaving when she finds out I made a decision without her.

WWYD if said gangster offered you a million dollars for one night with you?

I wouldn't compromise myself; however, if he was to die for hot, I might consider it. After all it's only one night. Of course then I'd have to go to confession. :D

WWYD if you stopped having feelings for your partner and they still had strong feelings for you?
 
I wouldn't compromise myself; however, if he was to die for hot, I might consider it. After all it's only one night. Of course then I'd have to go to confession. :D

WWYD if you stopped having feelings for your partner and they still had strong feelings for you?

I'd see if I had just become a numb jaded adult or a sociopath. Don't know what step two is yet.


WWYD If you were the only person that could find waldo?
 
I'd see if I had just become a numb jaded adult or a sociopath. Don't know what step two is yet.


WWYD If you were the only person that could find waldo?

Feel that my life is complete

WWYD if I sang out of tune, Would you stand up and walk out on me?
 
Feel that my life is complete

WWYD if I sang out of tune, Would you stand up and walk out on me?

No, I'm not up to quoting the next line from the Beatles, so I'll just get by with a little help from my friend google to do it for me.

WWYD if you kept waking up to the dismembered heads of baseball cards?
 
No, I'm not up to quoting the next line from the Beatles, so I'll just get by with a little help from my friend google to do it for me.

WWYD if you kept waking up to the dismembered heads of baseball cards?


laugh my butt off!

WWYD if you were on an escalator with people behind you and you passed gas?
 
laugh my butt off!

WWYD if you were on an escalator with people behind you and you passed gas?

I'd perform the jelly on toast test to make sure I didn't fart on the devil.

WWYD if you were transported to a magical land, but were turned into a worm of normal size and ability?
 
I'd perform the jelly on toast test to make sure I didn't fart on the devil.

WWYD if you were transported to a magical land, but were turned into a worm of normal size and ability?

I'd find the sexiest looking male worm and ....well have worm sex.

WWYD if you came back to life and remembered everything in your past life?

Has no idea what the jelly on toast test is
 
I'd find the sexiest looking male worm and ....well have worm sex.

WWYD if you came back to life and remembered everything in your past life?

Has no idea what the jelly on toast test is

I'd use it to cultivate immortality.
(The Jelly on toast test is from the Devil movie by Shamalan where to see if the devil is present you spread jelly on toast and flip it like a coin, if the toast lands jelly side down the devil is present. XD)

WWYD if you found out your lover was cheating on you with a love pillow?
 
I'd use it to cultivate immortality.
(The Jelly on toast test is from the Devil movie by Shamalan where to see if the devil is present you spread jelly on toast and flip it like a coin, if the toast lands jelly side down the devil is present. XD)

WWYD if you found out your lover was cheating on you with a love pillow?

Feel down in the mouth


Wwyd if you found a sex toy at home you had no knowledge of
 
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Feel down in the mouth


Wwyd if you found a sex toy at home you had no knowledge of

Hide it somewhere else and wait for the inevitable freak out, at which point take it out and have a good laugh.

WWYD if you are blindfolded and restrained, then feel a sex toy dangerously close to being used on you?
 
(The Jelly on toast test is from the Devil movie by Shamalan where to see if the devil is present you spread jelly on toast and flip it like a coin, if the toast lands jelly side down the devil is present. XD)

Thanks for the explanation; however, I still don't know what that has to do with my WWYD question. lol

Hide it somewhere else and wait for the inevitable freak out, at which point take it out and have a good laugh.

WWYD if you are blindfolded and restrained, then feel a sex toy dangerously close to being used on you?

That's dependent upon who blindfolded and restrained me. If I had been kidnapped, I'd say the kidnapper is stupid for not gagging me, cuz I'd scream bloody murder.

If, however, I allowed myself to be blindfolded and restrained, I'd struggle just enough to get my partner really excited. Of course, you would have to tell me close to what orifice and what type and size of toy.

WWYD if you woke up and you were a teen again?
 
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Thanks for the explanation; however, I still don't know what that has to do with my WWYD question. lol



That's dependent upon who blindfolded and restrained me. If I had been kidnapped, I'd say the kidnapper is stupid for not gagging me, cuz I'd scream bloody murder.

If, however, I allowed myself to be blindfolded and restrained, I'd struggle just enough to get my partner really excited. :D

WWYD if you woke up and you were a teen again?

In the movie all the main characters were trapped in an elevator. And one of them was the devil. XD

Oh gosh, I'd just be bored out of my mind, trust me age regression isn't all it's cracked up to be.

WWYD if you were the only person to like hummus?
 
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I would start making my own because no one will produce it commercially anymore.

WWYD if the area you're living in has no more water?
 
I would start making my own because no one will produce it commercially anymore.

WWYD if the area you're living in has no more water?

Move.
Sadly that may happen in more then just my area. After the massive sewage dumps St. Petersburg did during the past hurricane scare.... the phosphate company over on the other side of Tampa had a sink hole open up a month ago. It took them 3 weeks to report that it was there & they were dumping "slightly radioactive" drain off into our aquifer. I think that's like being slightly pregnant. & sadly they were not legally required to let the neighbors know.

WWYD if you caught some kids stealing stuff from your yard?
 
Move.
Sadly that may happen in more then just my area. After the massive sewage dumps St. Petersburg did during the past hurricane scare.... the phosphate company over on the other side of Tampa had a sink hole open up a month ago. It took them 3 weeks to report that it was there & they were dumping "slightly radioactive" drain off into our aquifer. I think that's like being slightly pregnant. & sadly they were not legally required to let the neighbors know.

WWYD if you caught some kids stealing stuff from your yard?

Sorry to hear that :( That's terrible. Any legal recourse against the company?


I would tell them that if they want something in the future, all they need to do is ask. I would also tell their parents about the thieving.

WWYD if you caught kids/teens vandalizing public property?
 
Sorry to hear that :( That's terrible. Any legal recourse against the company?


I would tell them that if they want something in the future, all they need to do is ask. I would also tell their parents about the thieving.

WWYD if you caught kids/teens vandalizing public property?


The Congressman here turned the city of St Pete into the state law enforcement agency to look at legal action on the sewage dump. The mayors for over 30 years have been allowing it & just saying OOO my bad. As for the company with the sink hole. No clue but Erin Brockovich and her team are looking at things there so they had better be prepared to have some answers.

On the kids messing with public property I'd call dispatch or one of my officers on their cell & have them come deal with the kids. I'm not allowed to run after them and chase them out of where they don't belong in case I get hurt.



WWYD if you saw an old timer sitting alone at McDonalds looking hungry and like he could only afford a cup of coffee???
 
The Congressman here turned the city of St Pete into the state law enforcement agency to look at legal action on the sewage dump. The mayors for over 30 years have been allowing it & just saying OOO my bad. As for the company with the sink hole. No clue but Erin Brockovich and her team are looking at things there so they had better be prepared to have some answers.

On the kids messing with public property I'd call dispatch or one of my officers on their cell & have them come deal with the kids. I'm not allowed to run after them and chase them out of where they don't belong in case I get hurt.



WWYD if you saw an old timer sitting alone at McDonalds looking hungry and like he could only afford a cup of coffee???

Easy, (since I have done this before), buy them a burger and fries.


WWYD if you saw 2 homeless people sitting on the curb by McDonalds looking hungry?
 
The Congressman here turned the city of St Pete into the state law enforcement agency to look at legal action on the sewage dump. The mayors for over 30 years have been allowing it & just saying OOO my bad. As for the company with the sink hole. No clue but Erin Brockovich and her team are looking at things there so they had better be prepared to have some answers.

Gotta love Erin Brockovich. A little suggestion if you don't mind: If you guys have not tried this yet, see if anyone is an active user of reddit in your community. Stories like that get a lot of traction on reddit really quickly and from there they get even broader coverage. Few things inflame the internet's passions more quickly and violently than evil, irresponsible corporations and politicians.

Easy, (since I have done this before), buy them a burger and fries.


WWYD if you saw 2 homeless people sitting on the curb by McDonalds looking hungry?

Ask them if they want food. If they reply asking for money I'll ask if they want me to buy them cigarettes instead. If they still ask for money I'll walk away and not give them anything. If they don't want food and/or smokes, the odds of the money going into purchasing drugs is not low.
 
Gotta love Erin Brockovich. A little suggestion if you don't mind: If you guys have not tried this yet, see if anyone is an active user of reddit in your community. Stories like that get a lot of traction on reddit really quickly and from there they get even broader coverage. Few things inflame the internet's passions more quickly and violently than evil, irresponsible corporations and politicians.



Ask them if they want food. If they reply asking for money I'll ask if they want me to buy them cigarettes instead. If they still ask for money I'll walk away and not give them anything. If they don't want food and/or smokes, the odds of the money going into purchasing drugs is not low.


WWYD if puffinpeguin didn't ask a question? lol
 
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LOL. Touché. Find a witty way to get puffinpenguin to ask a question.

WWYD if kcRollins is being all passive aggressive with you? :D:D

I'd swat her ass hard and tell her to go stand in the corner until further notice; however, she would argue that she wasn't being passive/aggressive and ask when you got your effin degree in psychology. :D :D


WWYD if you were walking down a dark, secluded street and someone was following you?
 
I'd swat her ass hard and tell her to go stand in the corner until further notice; however, she would argue that she wasn't being passive/aggressive and ask when you got your effin degree in psychology. :D :D


WWYD if you were walking down a dark, secluded street and someone was following you?

Walk slow and keep an eye on him or her. If the individual keeps following confront him or her.

WWYD if a member of the same sex publicly tried to pick you up ?
 
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