What's the worst PM you've ever got?

Nowhere near the worst, but I certainly had an uptick in mouth breather messages after sharing a chest pic. Ugh.

Also, putting this in this thread because it just happened in this thread, please report posts rather than (or in addition to) tagging me in the thread. Some days I get no notifications and some days I get a ton, but the first thing I will check every single time I login is if there are reported posts. Sometimes I login for just a quick minute or two solely to check for reports, so I will always take action on those faster.
 
Some years ago, I got a PM from someone with whom I spoke maybe one week that was just bizarre. The total amount of time spent talking was maybe 5 hours over a week, predominantly over PM, with maybe an hour on yahoo messenger.

Things just fizzled as we weren’t exactly a match. I was probably not a good personality type for her and she had the subtlety of a lowland gorilla.

Maybe two years later I saw a post that was VERY specific to me. It just seemed like one of those passive aggressive posts that you KNOW is about you. So I messaged her to ask. I got a PM back where she told me she was so disappointed because she thought we really had something and was entirely disappointed in me and my actions, throwing this all away. I’ve seen a lot over the years, but that was one of the worst. Just clingy AF.
 
Some years ago, I got a PM from someone with whom I spoke maybe one week that was just bizarre. The total amount of time spent talking was maybe 5 hours over a week, predominantly over PM, with maybe an hour on yahoo messenger.

Things just fizzled as we weren’t exactly a match. I was probably not a good personality type for her and she had the subtlety of a lowland gorilla.

Maybe two years later I saw a post that was VERY specific to me. It just seemed like one of those passive aggressive posts that you KNOW is about you. So I messaged her to ask. I got a PM back where she told me she was so disappointed because she thought we really had something and was entirely disappointed in me and my actions, throwing this all away. I’ve seen a lot over the years, but that was one of the worst. Just clingy AF.

I’m gonna have to clarify… this person isn’t around and hasn’t been around in probably 7-8 years. If any of you are thinking it’s you, it’s not. I had two people in PMs worry it was them. :)
 
Not sure what I’ve done or where I’ve posted to cause this, but I’m getting a lot of PMs lately that remind me of the onslaught when you’re brand new and haven’t found invisible mode yet. Ew, stop guys.
 
Not sure what I’ve done or where I’ve posted to cause this, but I’m getting a lot of PMs lately that remind me of the onslaught when you’re brand new and haven’t found invisible mode yet. Ew, stop guys.
What am I doing wrong if I haven’t received said onslaught 🤔
 
I’m gonna have to clarify… this person isn’t around and hasn’t been around in probably 7-8 years. If any of you are thinking it’s you, it’s not. I had two people in PMs worry it was them. :)

Are you saying that what we had wasn't special? I even used that flavored LUBE you wanted!!!
 
At least a decade ago, some dude slid into my DMs as a response to something I posted, and threatened to murder me and my family. Now at the time I had a girlfriend I lived with and some dogs, but they were still my family. Or maybe he meant my brother and his kids, who knows?

I posted publicly with my real name, address, phone number and asked him to come see me, because when he showed up, I would shoot him in the face. My post was taken down of course, and I was chastised by mods. I understood why, even at the time.

I reacted badly, lost control of my emotions and did something stupid that put not only myself, but others in real danger. But this person had crossed a line beyond a line. All because I said something he didn't like on a message board.
I totally understand.
 
A gentleman from another country promised that if I can find my way to the city he lives ii, he can arrange to have me gang-raped. I suppose, depending on your pov, that's not the worst. Though tbh his city's not all that convenient for me.
 
He said hi.
I said hi.
He asked if I was a slim, young, model-like sex machine.
I said yes.
He said I could be his slut.
I said ok.
He demanded a pic.
I sent him a pic.

Apparently I'm not a slim, young, model-like sex-machine slut. It was an upsetting lesson to learn.
 
A very detailed PM some years ago from a man here about what he wanted to do to me that he would never have sent had he read my profile, signature, or text under my avatar :D.
 
He said hi.
I said hi.
He asked if I was a slim, young, model-like sex machine.
I said yes.
He said I could be his slut.
I said ok.
He demanded a pic.
I sent him a pic.

Apparently I'm not a slim, young, model-like sex-machine slut. It was an upsetting lesson to learn.
Men suck, that’s total bs

Next time ask is he a handsome prince like, filthy rich, successful, well groomed, fit/ muscular sex god
 
I don’t think there is one particular PM that comes to mind. But, I do dislike it immensely when people reach out privately and expect me to do all the work… please don’t start your message with “tell me about yourself”. Or ones that just say “hi, how are you?”.
 
I like to check this thread occasionally. Just to see if some of the whopping piles of crap I have sent have been stupendous enough to make someone’s all time worst pm list.

Life goals.
 
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