What's Your Excuse?

[Mrtenant]

Alright, give this a try...........maybe this can be fun.


I describe a brief situation where I have committed an uh - oh

The person below me tells my excuse and starts a new one.





I'll start.

I get caught kissing your 18 year old daughter on your porch swing one Summer evening.

What's my excuse?

 

[mickyp123]

Alright, give this a try...........maybe this can be fun.


I describe a brief situation where I have committed an uh - oh

The person below me tells my excuse and starts a new one.





I'll start.

I get caught kissing your 18 year old daughter on your porch swing one Summer evening.

What's my excuse?

Hi has she ever passed out before, you should get her blood / sugar levels checked when the ambulance arrives, ...must go.


You get caught looking in the bottom drawer of a female dinner hosts bedroom, by her.your excuse.....

 

[Mrtenant]

Hi has she ever passed out before, you should get her blood / sugar levels checked when the ambulance arrives, ...must go.


You get caught looking in the bottom drawer of a female dinner hosts bedroom, by her.your excuse.....

I ummmm heard something rattling around in there....maybe you should check?


I arrive home late from being out on a dinner appointment. I'm drunk, my ties missing, I have lipstick kisses on my face and shirt. What's my excuse?

 

[hdlynnette]

Hi has she ever passed out before, you should get her blood / sugar levels checked when the ambulance arrives, ...must go.


You get caught looking in the bottom drawer of a female dinner hosts bedroom, by her.your excuse.....

You laughed so much you tinkled...and just KNOW she's got some men's undies hid there.

You get caught eating your boss' lunch....by his secretary...your excuse?

 

[hdlynnette]

I ummmm heard something rattling around in there....maybe you should check?


I arrive home late from being out on a dinner appointment. I'm drunk, my ties missing, I have lipstick kisses on my face and shirt. What's my excuse?

You got LUCKY!!!

 

[NattyBumppo]

You laughed so much you tinkled...and just KNOW she's got some men's undies hid there.

You get caught eating your boss' lunch....by his secretary...your excuse?

I'm making sure no one laced it with poison.

You show up for an important work meeting in casual clothes. Your excuse?

 

[akaSol]

I'm making sure no one laced it with poison.

You show up for an important work meeting in casual clothes. Your excuse?

Ex : Sorry , thought we where going to power bond before the meeting.

Event : The 'other' half takes your iPhone to work only to be called by "Sexy Ass" which they do not answer.

Sol

 

[Ilovemymilf]

Ex : Sorry , thought we where going to power bond before the meeting.

Event : The 'other' half takes your iPhone to work only to be called by "Sexy Ass" which they do not answer.

Sol

Your excuse is your a dumbass for not only putting your gf's number in your phone but for also nicknaming her "sexy ass"


Your wife finds out you are spending a lot of time on Lit, what's your excuse?

 

[Mrtenant]

Your excuse is your a dumbass for not only putting your gf's number in your phone but for also nicknaming her "sexy ass"


Your wife finds out you are spending a lot of time on Lit, what's your excuse?

I'm looking for ideas on how to spice things up with you in our bedroom, honey! Honest!

Your teenager finds your pair of crotchless panties before you can get them out of the laundry.

WYE?

 

[bookwormju]

I'm looking for ideas on how to spice things up with you in our bedroom, honey! Honest!

Your teenager finds your pair of crotchless panties before you can get them out of the laundry.

WYE?

I must buy some more knickers, these ones have holes in them.

You get caught out kissing your daughters boyfriend.

WYE

 

[Mrtenant]

I must buy some more knickers, these ones have holes in them.

You get caught out kissing your daughters boyfriend.

WYE

He's come out of the closet, honey. I just helped him a little. Now run along, Daddy's busy.



Your father in law walks in on you while you are trying on your wife's pantyhose.


WYE?

 

[Jinxi Minxi]

Erm.....I think I need to come back to this when my brain is more in gear to think of a "story"

 

[Aquagal]

He's come out of the closet, honey. I just helped him a little. Now run along, Daddy's busy.



Your father in law walks in on you while you are trying on your wife's pantyhose.


WYE?

You're going lingerie shopping later on and wanted to make sure you were buying the correct size.

The neighbor catches you peeping in their window.

 

[Mrtenant]

You're going lingerie shopping later on and wanted to make sure you were buying the correct size.

The neighbor catches you peeping in their window.

This is YOUR house?!?! Holy crap where's my glasses???? My wife is waiting for me right now to peep her....wow, how awkward,...shakes hands and runs off.


Husband comes home and catches you licking a vegetable while two others have found cozy places to be inserted...


http://schmidling.com/turnip1.jpg

 

[littlelovedove]

You're going lingerie shopping later on and wanted to make sure you were buying the correct size.

The neighbor catches you peeping in their window.

"I'm part of the neighbor crime watch and I thought I saw someone suspicious in your house".


You accidently deleted your kid's school report he had saved on the computer.

 

[Aquagal]

This is YOUR house?!?! Holy crap where's my glasses???? My wife is waiting for me right now to peep her....wow, how awkward,...shakes hands and runs off.


Husband comes home and catches you licking a vegetable while two others have found cozy places to be inserted...


http://schmidling.com/turnip1.jpg

LoL

Really honey, The hemmeroids and vaginal infection were itching so bad I just had to put these frozen bananas up there to relieve that itch. I decided to have a banana pop while I was waiting for it to go away.

The cops pull over as they see you are walking nude down the street.

 

[Mrtenant]

LoL

Really honey, The hemmeroids and vaginal infection were itching so bad I just had to put these frozen bananas up there to relieve that itch. I decided to have a banana pop while I was waiting for it to go away.

The cops pull over as they see you are walking nude down the street.

Umm ermmmmm, well its like this, I to this parade and I was on the float for most elegible bachelor? And as we passed Sorority Row? These crazy college girls attcked me,...sniff* it was awful,....they ripped my clothes off, ...molsted me right there in front of everyone at the parade....*cries....I could really use a lift home...

"I'm part of the neighbor crime watch and I thought I saw someone suspicious in your house".


You accidently deleted your kid's school report he had saved on the computer.

The FBI came by and said as a matter of a coverup involving me, your dad, and the illegal porn distribution ring we were running said we could be let off the hook if we deleted certain files on the computer, yours was one of them. Sorry, kiddo, do it again.


You wake up in your underwear on the neighbors yard as the sprinkler goes off and half the neighborhood is out collecting the newspaper watching you.

 

[Aquagal]

Umm ermmmmm, well its like this, I to this parade and I was on the float for most elegible bachelor? And as we passed Sorority Row? These crazy college girls attcked me,...sniff* it was awful,....they ripped my clothes off, ...molsted me right there in front of everyone at the parade....*cries....I could really use a lift home...




The FBI came by and said as a matter of a coverup involving me, your dad, and the illegal porn distribution ring we were running said we could be let off the hook if we deleted certain files on the computer, yours was one of them. Sorry, kiddo, do it again.


You wake up in your underwear on the neighbors yard as the sprinkler goes off and half the neighborhood is out collecting the newspaper watching you.

You had a bender last night and passed out on their lawn.

SO finds undies underneath front seat with dried spunk crumpled up inside.

 

[Mrtenant]

You had a bender last night and passed out on their lawn.

SO finds undies underneath front seat with dried spunk crumpled up inside.

Its not spunk, I had to blow my nose and there were no hankies around, and I had this VERY important meeting at the office to go too, and ...well I couldn't very well go with snot drooling down my nose, could I so,....


There's boobprints on the dusty hood of the car you were in last night that exactly match the dustprints on the white blouse you had on last night, and you're walking very stiffly and awkwardly

 

[Aquagal]

Its not spunk, I had to blow my nose and there were no hankies around, and I had this VERY important meeting at the office to go too, and ...well I couldn't very well go with snot drooling down my nose, could I so,....


There's boobprints on the dusty hood of the car you were in last night that exactly match the dustprints on the white blouse you had on last night, and you're walking very stiffly and awkwardly

I hit a baby moose last night and I had to get his foot out that was stuck down where the windshield wipers come out...while I was reaching he came to and kicked his four legs out and knocked me down. Boy am I sore today.

You are caught flashing in the local market parking lot.

 

[Mrtenant]

I hit a baby moose last night and I had to get his foot out that was stuck down where the windshield wipers come out...while I was reaching he came to and kicked his four legs out and knocked me down. Boy am I sore today.

You are caught flashing in the local market parking lot.

This low flying helicopter came by and the draft was so bad it ripped all my clothes off, I was only able to save this... uh, ..trenchcoat,..but its a good thing, and doesn't seem to fit, well,..( flapping it open and adjusting it ) but wow, that was some helicopter...


You're giving a speech behind a podium and someone hiding inside unzips you and starts giving you some light oral sex while giving your speech... the MC is approaching the podium from the opposite direction...

 

[Aquagal]

This low flying helicopter came by and the draft was so bad it ripped all my clothes off, I was only able to save this... uh, ..trenchcoat,..but its a good thing, and doesn't seem to fit, well,..( flapping it open and adjusting it ) but wow, that was some helicopter...


You're giving a speech behind a podium and someone hiding inside unzips you and starts giving you some light oral sex while giving your speech... the MC is approaching the podium from the opposite direction...

I put my hand up for him to stop and tell me I'm not done yet....as I quickly adjust my skirt and shove the guy back underneath with my foot.

Boss opens door to your office and walkds in as you have your slacks down at your knees touching your genitals.

 

[Mrtenant]

I put my hand up for him to stop and tell me I'm not done yet....as I quickly adjust my skirt and shove the guy back underneath with my foot.

Boss opens door to your office and walkds in as you have your slacks down at your knees touching your genitals.

LOL,

Ummmm,...heard you were cummin over and I was assuming the position?


The clerk at the produce stand catches you suggestively sizing up the cucumbers

 

[Husker1987]

I put my hand up for him to stop and tell me I'm not done yet....as I quickly adjust my skirt and shove the guy back underneath with my foot.

Boss opens door to your office and walkds in as you have your slacks down at your knees touching your genitals.

"Since you cut our health insurance this year, I have to do my own testicular exams. Wanna help me check my prostate next?"


Boss walks in on you banging your secretary on your desk.

 

[Aquagal]

"Since you cut our health insurance this year, I have to do my own testicular exams. Wanna help me check my prostate next?"


Boss walks in on you banging your secretary on your desk.

LOL,

Ummmm,...heard you were cummin over and I was assuming the position?


The clerk at the produce stand catches you suggestively sizing up the cucumbers

Is there a produce theme going on here? I tell clerk I'm having a large dinner party and needed to get the super size cukes.