What's Your Excuse?

[Aquagal]

"Since you cut our health insurance this year, I have to do my own testicular exams. Wanna help me check my prostate next?"


Boss walks in on you banging your secretary on your desk.

You explain its Fuck Your Secretary Day

SO finds a stash of toys that you've never shown them before.

 

[LiveWire64]

You explain its Fuck Your Secretary Day

SO finds a stash of toys that you've never shown them before.

I just bought these for you honey.

SO catches you masturbating online..

 

[Kat73]

I just bought these for you honey.

SO catches you masturbating online..

I'm all ready for you now baby...

You get caught sexting with your best friends wife/hubby.

WYE

 

[HornyVikingMN]

You explain its Fuck Your Secretary Day.

Is this just another made up Hallmark Holiday? If so, I want to be the greeting card writer for those messages.

 

[GiggLeGasm]

I'm all ready for you now baby...

You get caught sexting with your best friends wife/hubby.

WYE

ok.. you have to promise not to tell "her" because he's trying out the lines he might use to get her excited.. so he can share the naked pics with you..
you have to TOTALLY promise..
eh.. want a blowjob?

You get caught drinking orange juice out of the container.. and you've only been dating a week.. WYE

 

[DarkSimian]

I'm all ready for you now baby...

You get caught sexting with your best friends wife/hubby.

WYE

I was sexting this to you, and accidentally sent it to the wrong person

You loudly fart in the middle of the your annual eval.

 

[Kat73]

I was sexting this to you, and accidentally sent it to the wrong person

You loudly fart in the middle of the your annual eval.

That's what happens when you put out healty snacks instead of the junk food we are used to!

You call your SO by your Lit crushes name in the throes of passion.

 

[LiveWire64]

That's what happens when you put out healty snacks instead of the junk food we are used to!

You call your SO by your Lit crushes name in the throes of passion.

Thought since we were roleplaying I would give you a sexy name.

You get caught in your office with the new secretary & she has her blouse unbuttoned.

 

[TGHeather]

Thought since we were roleplaying I would give you a sexy name.

You get caught in your office with the new secretary & she has her blouse unbuttoned.

She wants me to feel how soft the new style of satin being used by VS is.

You're out shopping with your SO when you say hello to someone you pass, only to realise just too late that you recognise them 'cause they are a dancer at your local strip club.

 

[HornyVikingMN]

She wants me to feel how soft the new style of satin being used by VS is.

You're out shopping with your SO when you say hello to someone you pass, only to realise just too late that you recognise them 'cause they are a dancer at your local strip club.

Who, her? I'm not supposed to break confidentiality, so please don't tell anyone, but she's a client at the free clinic where I volunteer.

Your SO, who has been permanently "fixed", borrows your car and finds a stash of condoms in the glove box. What's your excuse?

 

[LiveWire64]

Who, her? I'm not supposed to break confidentiality, so please don't tell anyone, but she's a client at the free clinic where I volunteer.

Your SO, who has been permanently "fixed", borrows your car and finds a stash of condoms in the glove box. What's your excuse?

Damn kid must have left those in there when he borrowed the car.

You walk in on your wife & shes fondling the neighbors breasts.

 

[Kat73]

Damn kid must have left those in there when he borrowed the car.

You walk in on your wife & shes fondling the neighbors breasts.

Honey, I know you have always wanted to do a FFM threesome!

You walk in from a night out with lipstick on your cheek.

 

[EasyLover4U]

Honey, I know you have always wanted to do a FFM threesome!

You walk in from a night out with lipstick on your cheek.

A girl threw up in the toilet just before i went in and sat down, she must have got lipstick on the seat!!!!!

You walk in from a night out with panties in your pocket.

 

[DarkSimian]

A girl threw up in the toilet just before i went in and sat down, she must have got lipstick on the seat!!!!!

You walk in from a night out with panties in your pocket.

They were giving out free samples at Victoria's Secret at the mall

You have a very loud porn movie playing in the background when your parents drop by for a visit