When I Was a Kid....

[chatman2]

chatman2

We boys would ride our bikes 5 miles to the old swimming hole in woods. Our mom's wouldn't let us go swimming yet as too early.....We skinny dipped. We decided once to see who could cum first..I didn't win but used a POISON IVY leaf to clean up.
I used to have a couple of playmates and they enjoyed playing Dr with me. One of my friends threatened to tell my mom if his sis and I didn't quit. Lucky he didn't as that didn't stop us.
Once when on a hike in a field we did in a small creek and a few girls came by and we didn't get out until they left and the water was muddy so we were safe. Our lips were blue when we did get out.

 

[ratherabsurd1]

I am still a kid ... I remember riding my bike through huge water puddles and just ran in the rain until I was soaked

 

[papadoc19]

When I was a Kid I had a different vision of myself at this point in my life...

 

[Ellafun]

WIWAK, we had trucks with huge tanks driving around the neighborhood spraying DDT once a week in the summer months to control the mosquitoes.

While I'm sure it was truly unhealthy to drown the neighborhood in chemicals, I fucking hate not being able to sit outside now because I get eaten alive by the little bloodsuckers!

 

[Quinn71]

WIWAK going outside to play was a treat not a punishment.

 

[papadoc19]

WIWAK I would be looking forward to the first day of school right about now...

 

[hwwannabe]

WIWAK I would be looking forward to the first day of school right about now...

I'm a parent, and I still look forward to the first day of school

 

[Ellafun]

WIWAK I would be looking forward to the first day of school right about now...

Sniffing those new markers, and sharpening No. 2 pencils, loading everything into my (Josie and the Pussycats) backpack...and shopping for new clothes!

 

[papadoc19]

Sniffing those new markers, and sharpening No. 2 pencils, loading everything into my (Josie and the Pussycats) backpack...and shopping for new clothes!

Were you getting high on those markers? lol

 

[Ellafun]

Were you getting high on those markers? lol

Of course! And making little projectiles out of rubber cement! Remember mucilage? And mimeograph paper? I used to love the way that smelled!

 

[lexieredefined]

WIWAK we not only sniffed the paste, we ate it too!

 

[papadoc19]

WIWAK I wasted entire packs of pencils playing pencil break...

 

[BiTodd]

WIWAK we not only sniffed the paste, we ate it too!

The girls that did that swallow for sure.

 

[Ellafun]

The girls that did that swallow for sure.

HA!

I mean, Hey!

 

[BiTodd]

wiwak I wished to ride the short bus to school. I heard the girls were easy.

 

[lexieredefined]

The girls that did that swallow for sure.

Do you have verifiable scientific proof?

HA!

I mean, Hey!

What's that saying about the guilty dog barking first?

 

[BiTodd]

Do you have verifiable scientific proof?


What's that saying about the guilty dog barking first?

let's prove it scientifically literotica style:
1 Did you eat the paste?
2Do you swallow? (I will definately keep this part confidential)

 

[lexieredefined]

let's prove it scientifically literotica style:
1 Did you eat the paste?
2Do you swallow? (I will definately keep this part confidential)

1. Probably
2. If I said yes or no in this reply it wouldn't be confidential, now would it?

 

[BiGuyMN]

WIWAK, we had trucks with huge tanks driving around the neighborhood spraying DDT once a week in the summer months to control the mosquitoes.

While I'm sure it was truly unhealthy to drown the neighborhood in chemicals, I fucking hate not being able to sit outside now because I get eaten alive by the little bloodsuckers!

WIWAK...we used to run behind these trucks. How stupid was that!?

 

[BiTodd]

1. Probably
2. If I said yes or no in this reply it wouldn't be confidential, now would it?

Darn busted

 

[papadoc19]

When I was a Kid Dodgeball was still an approved activity

 

[Ellafun]

An interesting memory popped into my head this morning, so I thought I would share.

Years ago, my dad worked for a builder of airplanes in Pennsylvania (they are also in Seattle.) He somehow "acquired" a HUGE shop fan that he installed in our kitchen window. It did have a safety grate on it, but you could still fit practically your whole hand through the grill. My brother and I would stand in front of it and say, "AHHHHH" really loudly to hear the distortion through the blades.

One warm Spring day, my mom was home, and had let her little parakeet out of the cage to fly around the house. (You know where this is going, right?) Sure enough, the bird perched on the grill of the fan, because the window was open. My mom left for work (second shift), and forgot the bird was out.

Dad came home, hot and tired from work, and went right in and turned on the fan.

I'm sure you can imagine what happened. Feathers, etc. everywhere. But the part of the memory I culled this morning was that my dad took the carcass of the poor little critter and put it on a paper plate in the middle of our kitchen table so my mom would find out about it when she got home from work.

My dad...not the best one in the world to ask about bedside manner!!!

 

[Jigsaw00]

Spent most of my time in the hospital

 

[Ellafun]

Spent most of my time in the hospital

Awww...there's got to be some nurses around here for you to meet...

 

[1SaintsFan]

When I Was A Kid; luckily I never broke a bone.