where do you hide your toys?

[mulehead61]

In my toybox.....

 

[MollyDolly]

I live alone, but I still keep them in a plastic bin in the closet, contained in velvet bags. My favourite store always gives bags with purchases All very clean, tidy, and nondescript- just in case someone opens the closet.

I keep a second plastic bin just under the edge of the bed with a variety of condoms and lubes. And, strangely enough, the cat's laser pointer. Not because I use it for weird laser pointer sex games- just to keep it from her

 

[DayMaker]

Under his pillow.

 

[Freckleface]

I don't hide mine at all

 

[veryviolet1]

In the two locked dresser drawers. But we're running out of room

 

[tolyk]

Mine are in our night stand. We're with child now, so no need to hide them for the time being. Even after the child is moving around, I doubt I'll hide them.

 

[heartoftexasgrl]

I have a bag that I keep in my closet., with most of them.My FWB refers to it as the "bag of deviance." There is one vibe that usually stays in my nightstand, along with some condoms and lube.

The bag isn't all that well hidden, but I've been blessed with a non-snoopy child. She'd never dream of going in my room without permission. I'm sure that'll change one day and I'll have to be more careful, but for now, we're fine.

 

[LadyVamp138]

I hide mine in a towel, in a box, in a bag, in a closet.

Intricate no?

 

[lacandy]

I used to just keep them in my lingerie drawer, but have been on a bit of a buying binge lately and they were getting a little unruly (and husband is not a fan...) so had to relocate.

Now they are in a travel toiletries bag with a lock on it in the back of my closet. With two curious little ones, the lock is a necessity! I really don't want to have THAT conversation with my 8 or 9 year old!

But I still keep my most used, most favoritest waterproof rabbit in the lingerie drawer for easy access

 

[elphie69]

Mine are currently in a travel bag that i keep in the back of my closet...although I'm liking the idea of a lock box

 

[Mropietaylor69]

Being a bachelor for the first time in 14 years. The collection started off nonexistant. It's growing and right now located in my nightstand. I' ve been single for three years. Most of the time there's no time for toys, or it's not the right time. As I'm typing this I'm realizing I haven't had day long sex in a while. I need to put that on my calendar.

 

[elphie69]

Being a bachelor for the first time in 14 years. The collection started off nonexistant. It's growing and right now located in my nightstand. I' ve been single for three years. Most of the time there's no time for toys, or it's not the right time. As I'm typing this I'm realizing I haven't had day long sex in a while. I need to put that on my calendar.

better get crackin ...lol

 

[JustImagineMe]

In three separate boxes, on a high shelf in two separate wardrobes

 

[Ginger41]

a quick go to one in my bra drawer

the rest are in a locked firebox in hubbys closet

 

[SweetMystery]

They are in a straw tote by my bed. Not hidden but not in a place where my child would find them. Everything else...outfits and accessories...are currently packed in a carry-on, easily accessible but out of the way until needed.

 

[TheAnimalWithin]

Generally behind the facade of strong, confident, assertive women

 

[NaughtyRedSiren]

I don't hide mine.. they are sitting in a basket on my night stand so they are easy to grab

 

[hwwannabe]

They've been upgraded to a purple rubbermaid box in the nightstand cabinet.

 

[PanamaJaxxx]

They've been upgraded to a purple rubbermaid box in the nightstand cabinet.

we need to inventory that purple box....

 

[hwwannabe]

we need to inventory that purple box....

Increasing inventory is what lead to the upgrade

 

[PanamaJaxxx]

Increasing inventory is what lead to the upgrade

just as I thought....now for sure we need to upgrade that list and see what's new

 

[fungatorgurl101]

My rubbermaid toy box under my bathroom sink

 

[Slow Ride469]

My rubbermaid toy box under my bathroom sink

In a soft moist hiding place

 

[Scentofawoman]

I have to laugh at those that leave them out. I guess they don't have nosey kids who looks at everything, then decides to ask questions like at the grandparents house.

Yes... That has happened to me last year when I was careless one day. Now they are safely hidden in a drawer.

 

[Leana_M]

Or should I hide them? Since I don’t have any—I prefer the natural approach—I use my neighbor’s collection when I need to; she has a whole bunch of them, some of which really make you wonder. A museum, in a way.