where do you hide your toys?

[Pimptress J]

I have a rather large wicker basket that I use for my undies(I have an underwear fetish), so I keep my toys there. I really don't own any porn, I have one movie on my laptop, it is a password protected file, and my comp is password protected, so I am not that worried. Plus everybody knows that I am a freak, so I really don't care who sees what.

 

[SlickTony]

I usually hide them back in the closet when my parents come to visit. My father has a propensity to snoop, though it would serve him right if he found them. Somehow, he'd still managed to make it all about what I was doing, rather than how inappropriate it was that he was snooping.

You are the very one who most needs to put your toys in a box marked Electrical Hazard.

If your folks snoop them out and don't get that message, then they're hopelessly dim.

 

[manofsteel52]

We kept them underneath a bedside table, for quick and easy access, until a friend's dog found them one night during a dinner parter and hauled one of them into the dining room for all to see. Now, we keep them in a box, under the bedside table!

Must have been this friends' dog...

 

[LindaL]

Locked box in the back of the closet.

But once I did hide one in me! It was one of those remotely controlled vibrating eggs! What fun!

 

[south_florida_bicur]

where do I keep my toys?

I keep my toys in my bathroom in the cabinet.

Question: has anyone accidentally left their toy out for someone to see ?

 

[tinyakira]

Re: it's simple.

Just get yourself a "toy box" of sorts.

Just leave it unmarked. As long as it (or they) aren't too big, the kids shouldn't even bother with them.

PowrDragn

lol no offence but you must not have children, we have three, 3 -6 and they are into EVERYTHING! we hide ours in hubby's underwear drawer, they won't go there thy think daddy's are icky cause he's a boy hehe, and the rest of the toys are in a shelf in are bedrrom that is wayyyyy up at the ceiling

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Re: where do I keep my toys?

I keep my toys in my bathroom in the cabinet.

Question: has anyone accidentally left their toy out for someone to see ?

More than a few times...and the kids found them.

 

[south_florida_bicur]

Re: Re: where do I keep my toys?

More than a few times...and the kids found them.

lol

I was renting an apartment and the owner hired an exterminator. About an hour before the person arrived I was using my toy in the shower and I accidentally left it out in the open. When the exterminator (lady this time) left I went to use the bathroom and saw it laying out in the open. Thank god nobody saw the shade of red I turned.

lol

 

[roadkinger]

Thank goodness we have a safe in our bedroom closet. Our kids would absolutely freakout if they saw the array of toys my wife and I have and use all the time. They include: two sets of nipple clamps, various dildos and vibrators, cock rings, strap-on harness, gags, ropes, photos of both of us with assorted toys in our asses, photos of my wife's fist deep in my ass, videos of us masturbating alone and together, fucking each other's asses, etc...

After 20 year together, we still absolutely love doing each other and ourselves. We keep ourselves healthy and fit, my wife is 5'6" 120lbs , jazzercises 3 times a week with weights on her ankles and wrists, I'm 6'5", 205lbs I work out all the time so I stay healthy and attractive to her. We're both in our mid 40s, sex is very important to us, its the ultimate connection,where we have no inhibitions , just no holes barred healthy and often kinky but safe sex..

 

[Raven_Sunset]

I keep my toys in a cosmetics case beside the bed, condoms and lube are in the bedside table drawer. Thank god I dont have to worry about snooping family/roommates anymore!

 

[his_lil_secret]

My toys are all in my pajama drawer underneath the worn flannel jammas.
Kids open the drawer, see PJ's and keep on going. So far it's worked well.

 

[Kylan]

I keep most of mine under lock and key in the basement.

The larger stuff I keep under lock and key in a purpose built wooden cabin (basically a shed) to the rear of our home.

So much less swinging room in the modern basement ...

 

[blklthrjkt]

I have three carrying cases of toys, each is categorized for different kids of stuff. Also a whole rack full of them in the bedroom. Of course I travel a lot.

 

[Joey3308]

guncabinet

 

[Morrigu]

I'm lucky I don't have to........but I have had to pretend to my mum when she visited and I forgot 1 item, that I was taking up riding again

 

[Salsarita]

I have nice little chest but dont have to hide them from bf..he usually encourages me to buy more. I do get grounded from them tough when Im bad...grins

 

[Pleasure69]

I don't

 

[elusive_buttrfly]

I have a sex drawer. The bottom drawer of my nightstand. There's everything from lube to toys to porn in the drawer. A place for everything and everything in its place. lol

 

[professorquixote]

I've given up hiding it, no matter where it is my mother seems to find it then asks me what it is while waving it around

 

[chelleb]

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[Sassyfrass]

well...where? Im curious as to some of the answers. I imagine its hard to hide them from kids at x mas time when they are looking through your drawers for their presents...what do you do then?

Well...when our kids were young...we hid them in the cellar...the kids never wanted to go down into the cellar for fear of the "Cellar Monster"....LOL

 

[rubylips]

Bed side cabinet - bottom drawer. Although now we need a bigger drawer

 

[Carnivore1]

I have nice little chest

I'm sure you do.

but dont have to hide them

It would be better to display them.



I don't have any toys to hide. Creative minds can find uncommon uses for common household items.

 

[availableslave2u]

i hide them in my pussy....he never looks there

 

[Carnivore1]

i hide them in my pussy....he never looks there

Well now, that's silly. That's always the FIRST place i look.