where do you hide your toys?

[sugargator]

dude.....the material of the vibrator is jelly and somewhat sticky.....and you know....my cat chews on everything.....and i dont want cat drull on it...eww

LOL.....oh hunny you crack me up

 

[soileddove]

HIDE??!!

I hide mine in my tee shirt drawer wrapped in my sorority tee. I know no one will mess with that. I'm the only sorority girl in the house. I just hope none of my sorors come over wanting to borrow something.

 

[sugargator]

Re: HIDE??!!

I hide mine in my tee shirt drawer wrapped in my sorority tee. I know no one will mess with that. I'm the only sorority girl in the house. I just hope none of my sorors come over wanting to borrow something.

you know that reminds me of a funny story that my plumber told me. he told me that he went to snake a toilet at one of the soroity houses here and the toilet was clogged with anal beads and a vibrator that someone had flushed...cracked me up

 

[Rosamund]

.

 

[soileddove]

I think i would have stuffed them in my mouth to avoid flushing a good pair of anal beads, unless i had just removed then lol

 

[ApplesMcgee]

it's simple.

Just get yourself a "toy box" of sorts.

Just leave it unmarked. As long as it (or they) aren't too big, the kids shouldn't even bother with them.

PowrDragn

 

[Latinababe]

I try and hide them in my closet on the top shelf.That way my little niece can't get to them. The second place is in my bathroom closet..

 

[cinnamon1686]

My husband and I hide ours in a padlocked toolbox in our closet. The kids think that in that box are very special expensive tools of dads.
Well they are, aren't they?

 

[Guest]

Locked file cabinet in the closet. Kids think it is financial records that they are forbidden to touch.

 

[sugargator]

My husband and I hide ours in a padlocked toolbox in our closet. The kids think that in that box are very special expensive tools of dads.
Well they are, aren't they?

I think so...
hopfully your kids arent in 'shop' class anytime soon....find a new place if that happens

 

[ApplesMcgee]

great idea

I think a locked toolbox is a great idea. I'm sure you can pick one of those up at a reasonable price at any wal-mart of k-mart.

The other neat part is you can organize your collection a little better

PowrDragn

 

[Stoic Perrin]

I don't have any toys. I never really wanted one of those "pocket pussies".

What do you think? Should i reconsider?

I imagine it's the same as a vibrator but for men but there is an attached stigma to men with "pocket pussies" and blowup dolls.

Sounds like I sould have started a thread with this one.

Give me some feed back here.

Then if I get one I may know where to hide it since you gals have all the good hiding places!

 

[weathered2]

My husband and I hide ours in a padlocked toolbox in our closet. The kids think that in that box are very special expensive tools of dads.
Well they are, aren't they?

^^^
Hmmm. Any special lining or wrapping of the toys?

We've had some problem with the jelly things wanting to dissolve materials they are adjacent to, especially some other plastics.

We're in a state of transition whille remodelling and possibly streamlining for a move. We've rediscovered them ourselves in all sorts of hiding places. Currently trying to consolidate them in a couple of storage container things under the bed. Goddess seems to have a strange system for deciding which are "his" and which are "hers". I'm sure that's one of those Mars-Venus things.

 

[403PHIL]

toys are

in my boxers

 

[Arc da Rat]

Actual ~ mine are behind the computer monitor.
I have a hutch style desk. I have no kids but a snoopy dad. The cats don't seem intrested in them. *shrugs*

 

[boz]

Some in a locked case, a few (the less obvious ones; ie. things that weren't *intended* as sex toys when they were manufactured) anywhere in the bedroom.

Other non-lockedup ones have disappeared, presumably into the teenager's room .....

 

[TAKEMEE]

I keep them in a travel bag in my dresser. WHen I travel I just toss the bag in my suitcase and know I have everything I might need with me

 

[sugargator]

Actual ~ mine are behind the computer monitor.
I have a hutch style desk. I have no kids but a snoopy dad. The cats don't seem intrested in them. *shrugs*

that seems like the perfect place to me...within reaching distance

 

[lilpriss]

I keep mine in a K-swiss shoe box, nice and sturdy... inconspicous, under the bedside table...

 

[TantaLiza]

*blushing furiously*

I keep them close...under my pillow...everyone is forbidden to come into my room without invitation....

Of course I do make exceptions when goin out of town...usually pack a goody bag to take along....*weg*

Liza

 

[Lust Engine]

I keep mine in a K-swiss shoe box, nice and sturdy... inconspicous, under the bedside table...

There's something about being obvious out in the open here that makes it unique! Being inconspicuous has its perks I think. I'm not sure but having them in a locked box just screams of something forbidden! And we all know where that could lead!

Kudos to lilpriss for being so sneakliy discrete! I like it!

 

[lilpriss]

I tip my hat to you Lust Engine... Thanks, I take that as a compliment coming from you! Sneakily discreet... lol

 

[Lust Engine]

I tip my hat to you Lust Engine... Thanks, I take that as a compliment coming from you! Sneakily discreet... lol

I call 'em like I see 'em lilpriss! There's something to be said for being that overtly sneaky with your little love toys.

We can only imagine how you must be with the living breathing ones! Woo hooo!

 

[sugargator]

*blushing furiously*

I keep them close...under my pillow...everyone is forbidden to come into my room without invitation....

Of course I do make exceptions when goin out of town...usually pack a goody bag to take along....*weg*

Liza

also within easy reach.... good call

 

[mjnelson]

My wrist and ankle straps are still lying out in the dining room. I guess I need to put those up someday.