where do you hide your toys?

[Wizard]

We have a footlocker full in our bedroom with a lock on it. Something about having a 13 years old son and finding it ........We keep it locked all the time but It is there for playtime.

 

[sugargator]

We have a footlocker full in our bedroom with a lock on it. Something about having a 13 years old son and finding it ........We keep it locked all the time but It is there for playtime.

wow a footlocker...geez, thats alot of toys!

 

[soileddove]

i agree

wow a footlocker...geez, thats alot of toys!

I have a question do you wrap them individually are have them all laying next to each other. I ask b/c my jelly ones seem to bleed the color into my other toys when i store them together

 

[TheCurious]

I don't have any toys. I never really wanted one of those "pocket pussies".

What do you think? Should i reconsider?

I imagine it's the same as a vibrator but for men but there is an attached stigma to men with "pocket pussies" and blowup dolls.

Normally I'd agree. Most pocket pussies are so cheap and crappy. Its like $20-100 for a shitty piece of vinyl or latex. Not worth it. However.... a few years ago I bought a toy that was so amazingly cool I can't even stand it. Its the coolest "pussy" toy in the world, the URL is http://moan.at/fleshlight I had so much fun with mine I gave them to all my guy friends for christmas that year.

On the topic of hiding stuff... I just put all my toys in a sturdy army foot locker. The shiny black box looks cool, and its got trays inside to organize stuff.

- Curious

 

[TheCurious]

Re: i agree

I have a question do you wrap them individually are have them all laying next to each other. I ask b/c my jelly ones seem to bleed the color into my other toys when i store them together

I found that problem too. I have two decent solutions. For long term storage (toys you don't whip out alot) wrap them in two heavy sheets of printer paper.... heavy thick stock. That should do the trick. For toys you'd like to access more frequently.... stop at a fabric store or use rags from around the house to wrap them once or twice. Keeps everything neat and in order without the bleeding.

- Curious

 

[soileddove]

Re: Re: i agree

I found that problem too. I have two decent solutions. For long term storage (toys you don't whip out alot) wrap them in two heavy sheets of printer paper.... heavy thick stock. That should do the trick. For toys you'd like to access more frequently.... stop at a fabric store or use rags from around the house to wrap them once or twice. Keeps everything neat and in order without the bleeding.

- Curious

Thank you I will try the paper and the fabric.

 

[Wizard]

Re: i agree

I have a question do you wrap them individually are have them all laying next to each other. I ask b/c my jelly ones seem to bleed the color into my other toys when i store them together

I like to have a good choice of toys to play with...... Something for everything you can think of.


I have them all in there togethere not each wraped, I have only one jelly type toys so it isn't a problem for us. I don't care for the jelly style toys.....

 

[MissTaken]

I used to keep them in an overnight bag in the corner of my closet.

Well, that was until my six year old showed me my nylon wrist restraints and that he could use the "Quick Release" option !






Pssst.....I think they were in a drawer.

I hope so.

Other things are less easy to explain away!

 

[imptuner]

i have a cheepo safe fom officemax filled with lubes and condoms only i have the key it was like 30 bucks
kindof like this

 

[2play726]

Where those toys are hidden.... I put a lock on my walk in closet. I have a small dresser in my closet and I just put the toys in the top drawer and the movies in the next. I have no worries at all of anyone finding them. Keep the key on my key chain that is with me at all times. Had a curious teenager at home up until last year. I put the lock on the door after she and her friend got into my booze. So it worked two ways...........kids can't get booze and find all my toys.

 

[weathered2]

Re: i agree

I have a question do you wrap them individually are have them all laying next to each other. I ask b/c my jelly ones seem to bleed the color into my other toys when i store them together

We've had trouble with the jelly types also, bleeding, melting, etc. Makes you wonder about that stuff. I've seen a thread or two on here on the subject that left me uncomfortable about them. Makes me think now that we're finding and organizing them all we might want to ditch the jelly's.

How about this cyber-skin stuff? Same problems, or not?

 

[TheCurious]

Re: Re: i agree

We've had trouble with the jelly types also, bleeding, melting, etc. Makes you wonder about that stuff. I've seen a thread or two on here on the subject that left me uncomfortable about them. Makes me think now that we're finding and organizing them all we might want to ditch the jelly's.

How about this cyber-skin stuff? Same problems, or not?

I hear what you're saying about the jelly dildos. My understanding is that they are just vinyl and/or PVC compounds outgassing. They "bleed" because the structure is prepetually decomposing. Definately makes you wonder.

Cyberskin, from what I've read online about it (and experienced with the one cyberskin-like toy I own http://moan.at/fleshlight ) is some kind of blending of silicone and latex... both of which are pretty stable compounds, the silicone especially.

- The Curious

 

[SailorC272002]

Under lock and key in a box that was originally meant to hold cancelled checks.

 

[Lust Engine]

Under lock and key in a box that was originally meant to hold cancelled checks.

That's some accounting practices you have there!

 

[ImAFreakyGirl]

I keep the majority of mine in the clear cases they came in, tucked away between clothes on the upper shelf in my closet. That's the neatest place in my closet, and if my kids were looking for presents, they'd find some of them(presents) in the bottom of my messy closet. There are two of my favorite jelly toys though, that never make it back into my closet. I like them too much. They are in my bottom drawer near my bed. They are in a little plastic bag (don't want any fuzz or anything sticking on them) and under a bunch of puzzle magazines, those wooden massagers, Okay...and a couple of lotions too. With five kids running in and out of our house, they probably shouldn't be there. The kids are not allowed in our room. And if they find them..either one will bring it out during company and ask "what' this". Or the older ones will end up yelling at me about it when they are adults and in psychotherapy or something. I'll just tell them then...they weren't supposed to be in my room.

 

[Sasha_Blade]

LMAO! I actually have a small safe deposit box that I keep my pornographic stuff in, including toys. You can never be too careful. Sasha_Blade

 

[sugargator]

I keep the majority of mine in the clear cases they came in, tucked away between clothes on the upper shelf in my closet. That's the neatest place in my closet, and if my kids were looking for presents, they'd find some of them(presents) in the bottom of my messy closet. There are two of my favorite jelly toys though, that never make it back into my closet. I like them too much. They are in my bottom drawer near my bed. They are in a little plastic bag (don't want any fuzz or anything sticking on them) and under a bunch of puzzle magazines, those wooden massagers, Okay...and a couple of lotions too. With five kids running in and out of our house, they probably shouldn't be there. The kids are not allowed in our room. And if they find them..either one will bring it out during company and ask "what' this". Or the older ones will end up yelling at me about it when they are adults and in psychotherapy or something. I'll just tell them then...they weren't supposed to be in my room.

eh dont worry about it. I used to hear my parents having sex when i was young and it mortified me then, thank goodness i didnt find toys. But now i wouldnt really care, its a normal part of being alive.

 

[Lust Engine]

eh dont worry about it. I used to hear my parents having sex when i was young and it mortified me then, thank goodness i didnt find toys. But now i wouldnt really care, its a normal part of being alive.

I think you've touched on one of those goofy taboos about our parents here! We weren't supposed to hear, see or know that they got it on. I guess being mortified is okay now that we've got some perspective on it. Besides if they didn't get the horizontal mambo going we wouldn't be here.

Admittedly hearing my parents getting it on would probably be worse than finding some of their toys.

Maybe.

 

[sugargator]

I think you've touched on one of those goofy taboos about our parents here! We weren't supposed to hear, see or know that they got it on. I guess being mortified is okay now that we've got some perspective on it. Besides if they didn't get the horizontal mambo going we wouldn't be here.

Admittedly hearing my parents getting it on would probably be worse than finding some of their toys.

Maybe.

oh yea...and did i forget to mention that they had a waterbed ?*cringe*

 

[Avery_Chisholm]

the

garage out in the back

 

[asenath]

I keep mine in a box on the top shelf of my closet.

 

[Lust Engine]

oh yea...and did i forget to mention that they had a waterbed ?*cringe*

No you didn't mention it and now I kinda wish you didn't either! I'm starting to cringe too!

Somehow that line from the Billy Crystal/ Meg Ryan movie, "When Harry Met Sally" comes to play right about now...

"Ride me Big Sheldon!"- hopefully your parents weren't too loud or vocal either.

 

[sugargator]

Re: the

garage out in the back

Good place for the 'power tools!' LOL hehehe ...he....he....(silence in the room) um...nevermind.



Only I get my jokes

 

[Lust Engine]

Re: Re: the

Good place for the 'power tools!' LOL hehehe ...he....he....(silence in the room) um...nevermind.
Only I get my jokes

Admittedly I thought the same bad pun, but the better part of valor...

 

[sugargator]

Re: Re: Re: the

Admittedly I thought the same bad pun, but the better part of valor...

well unfortunately for others....I dont think before I speak and post. Its a sugar trademark

you know - that foot up my ass