Who Are You Stalking Today?

Ok, ya got me, I'm stalking you yet again. I see you sitting at your home office, swiveling around in the chair trying to get the cat on your lap nauseous. You might wanna minimize the window with Pornhub on it if you're going to be AFK for very long, that can be an embarrassment if you get caught. Clown porn, really?
 
My sweet little doorknob, though there wasn't much to see.

Probs because he was already talking to me all day!:cattail:
 
Do I have to accept it as "stalking". I hate labels.

But if I must then I prefer to "perv" over all you sexy ladies.

Just remember that if your hanging your panties out to dry on a clothes line they may disappear. I would like to let you all know that it was the wind that did it.😘
 
Do I have to accept it as "stalking". I hate labels.

But if I must then I prefer to "perv" over all you sexy ladies.

Just remember that if your hanging your panties out to dry on a clothes line they may disappear. I would like to let you all know that it was the wind that did it.😘

I do prefer to think of it as research!
 
No one at the moment, but I am accepting applications. I promise to make the interview portion as painless as possible. Maybe...
 
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