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Who's alt is "Sir Quam"?

Who's alt is "Sir Quam"?

  • Marquis (pick me, pick me!)

    Votes: 17 68.0%

  • Rosco Rathbone

    Votes: 1 4.0%

  • Other? Please state in your post!

    Votes: 7 28.0%
  • Total voters
    25
bg23 or justpet (I know they have been hassling Marquis before and how they type is quite in a haughty fashion only a femsub could do when trying to emulate a dom.)
 
No wonder people do alts on the GB! Conspiracy theories and playing detective is kind of fun! :)

(I don't care what anybody says, I still think it's Canadian Cutie!)
 
Sir Quam said:
Please do not confuse arrogance with self esteem. Only a fraud of a Dominant would be so vain. True Dominants like myself forego self-pampering and masturbatory ego stroking and spend our time cherishing the REAL beauties in our life, the submissives we pledge our lives to!
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Hmmm... You sound kind of hot! You doing anything on IM tonight? ;)
 
Haha! you fools! It is me!
*Pulls of the Sir Quam mask"
Nobody suspected me, how lame, guess I'm just too sneaky.
 
Aeroil said:
Haha! you fools! It is me!
*Pulls of the Sir Quam mask"
Nobody suspected me, how lame, guess I'm just too sneaky.
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I call bluff.
 
TaintedB said:
Hmmm... You sound kind of hot! You doing anything on IM tonight? ;)
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Unfortunately, tonight I am quite occupied. I made a horrible lapse of Dominant judgment earlier this week which I must rectify. I was performing oral sex on my submissive for an extended period of time when she asked me how she tasted.

Now, the poor thing was a little self conscious about her natural feminine odor, and as her Dominant it was my responsibility to reassure her. I told her she tasted like lemon meringue pie.

This was a horrible mistake, as I had forgotten she once had a pet, a young puppy, by the name of lemon meringue who was kidnapped and she presumed eaten when she was merely 9 years old. My comment brought back a rush of memories that she has been dealing with all week long.

I begged her forgiveness, with tears in my eyes so she knows I was being genuine. Tonight I am making her a lemon meringue pie to help her get over this sensitivity, and we will stay up all night if we must until she eats at least one slice.
 
Sir Quam said:
Unfortunately, tonight I am quite occupied. I made a horrible lapse of Dominant judgment earlier this week which I must rectify. I was performing oral sex on my submissive for an extended period of time when she asked me how she tasted.

Now, the poor thing was a little self conscious about her natural feminine odor, and as her Dominant it was my responsibility to reassure her. I told her she tasted like lemon meringue pie.

This was a horrible mistake, as I had forgotten she once had a pet, a young puppy, by the name of lemon meringue who was kidnapped and she presumed eaten when she was merely 9 years old. My comment brought back a rush of memories that she has been dealing with all week long.

I begged her forgiveness, with tears in my eyes so she knows I was being genuine. Tonight I am making her a lemon meringue pie to help her get over this sensitivity, and we will stay up all night if we must until she eats at least one slice.
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ROFLMAO

You're not going to leave anytime soon are you? Please, please, please say you aren't.
 
graceanne said:
ROFLMAO

You're not going to leave anytime soon are you? Please, please, please say you aren't.
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Yes, please, you can't be so cruel to all us poor sub girls without any or with just not true dominants and leave us, can you?!
 
Sir Quam said:
Unfortunately, tonight I am quite occupied. I made a horrible lapse of Dominant judgment earlier this week which I must rectify. I was performing oral sex on my submissive for an extended period of time when she asked me how she tasted.

Now, the poor thing was a little self conscious about her natural feminine odor, and as her Dominant it was my responsibility to reassure her. I told her she tasted like lemon meringue pie.

This was a horrible mistake, as I had forgotten she once had a pet, a young puppy, by the name of lemon meringue who was kidnapped and she presumed eaten when she was merely 9 years old. My comment brought back a rush of memories that she has been dealing with all week long.

I begged her forgiveness, with tears in my eyes so she knows I was being genuine. Tonight I am making her a lemon meringue pie to help her get over this sensitivity, and we will stay up all night if we must until she eats at least one slice.
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OK, this gave me my first real clue into the ident. of this alt. Based on certain pet er "themes" very skillfully masked (but not skillfully enough for the taint!) in this last little story, I call Netzach to the stand. Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth...etc? ;)
 
Sir Quam said:
Unfortunately, tonight I am quite occupied. I made a horrible lapse of Dominant judgment earlier this week which I must rectify. I was performing oral sex on my submissive for an extended period of time when she asked me how she tasted.

Now, the poor thing was a little self conscious about her natural feminine odor, and as her Dominant it was my responsibility to reassure her. I told her she tasted like lemon meringue pie.

This was a horrible mistake, as I had forgotten she once had a pet, a young puppy, by the name of lemon meringue who was kidnapped and she presumed eaten when she was merely 9 years old. My comment brought back a rush of memories that she has been dealing with all week long.

I begged her forgiveness, with tears in my eyes so she knows I was being genuine. Tonight I am making her a lemon meringue pie to help her get over this sensitivity, and we will stay up all night if we must until she eats at least one slice.
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OK, I admit it, I kidnapped the puppy
 
TaintedB said:
OK, this gave me my first real clue into the ident. of this alt. Based on certain pet er "themes" very skillfully masked (but not skillfully enough for the taint!) in this last little story, I call Netzach to the stand. Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth...etc? ;)
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LOL I wish I was that good at this kinda thing.
 
Sir Quam said:
Unfortunately, tonight I am quite occupied. I made a horrible lapse of Dominant judgment earlier this week which I must rectify. I was performing oral sex on my submissive for an extended period of time when she asked me how she tasted.

Now, the poor thing was a little self conscious about her natural feminine odor, and as her Dominant it was my responsibility to reassure her. I told her she tasted like lemon meringue pie.

This was a horrible mistake, as I had forgotten she once had a pet, a young puppy, by the name of lemon meringue who was kidnapped and she presumed eaten when she was merely 9 years old. My comment brought back a rush of memories that she has been dealing with all week long.

I begged her forgiveness, with tears in my eyes so she knows I was being genuine. Tonight I am making her a lemon meringue pie to help her get over this sensitivity, and we will stay up all night if we must until she eats at least one slice.
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LOL..this is one of the funniest things that i have read in a long time.
 
It occurs to me that tears in his eyes are no guarantor of sincerity - watch out for crocodile tears, girls!
 
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