Why Haven't You PMd the Poster Above You?

She’s placed a restraining order on me because I offered to deep fry her pet chicken after I accidentally mowed it over while mowing my lawn. I was drunk and veered to her side of the fence.

In fact I shouldn’t be posting here. I should be keeping a two post minimum between when she posts and when I post.

But you know what. Fuck that restraining order. I’m eating fried chicken!
 
She’s placed a restraining order on me because I offered to deep fry her pet chicken after I accidentally mowed it over while mowing my lawn. I was drunk and veered to her side of the fence.

In fact I shouldn’t be posting here. I should be keeping a two post minimum between when she posts and when I post.

But you know what. Fuck that restraining order. I’m eating fried chicken!
Don't you eat my chicken! She's finally growing her feathers back after your drunk driving! Touch my chicken and I'll choke yours!
 
Don't you eat my chicken! She's finally growing her feathers back after your drunk driving! Touch my chicken and I'll choke yours!
There’s no proof I was drunk!!!

Wait. If I was sober what does that say about my driving?!

I’m glad Henny Penny is on the Mendy. I’ll have settle for some Turkey Jerky instead 😏
 
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