Winter Holiday Contest - the support thread

[ABSTRUSE]

I have two part-finished entries.

Real life keeps getting in the way.

I suppose I can complete them for next year.

Og

Oh come on you squeeze them out like puppies!!! I think you write in your sleep.

 

[CharleyH]

Charley, you and Abs stop picking on, Sirhugs. Somebody around here needs to plan ahead, as opposed to just planning on getting or giving head, at least I suppose they do.

Rumple Foreskin

lol - Abs has sharp fangs, and I am certain a-no one woulda want ahead from her.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

lol - Abs has sharp fangs, and I am certain a-no one woulda want ahead from her.

You make me tingle all over........like a rash.
there goes your Christmas present.

 

[CharleyH]

You make me tingle all over........like a rash.
there goes your Christmas present.

I am only too happy to do without spam for another year.

 

[oggbashan]

Oh come on you squeeze them out like puppies!!! I think you write in your sleep.

Am I supposed to sleep?

Og

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Am I supposed to sleep?

Og

Well I'm sure you have an hour where you do nothing.



I'm ignoring Charley and crossing her off my Christmas card list.

 

[sirhugs]

I have two part-finished entries.

Real life keeps getting in the way.

I suppose I can complete them for next year.

Og

or on dec 6, regardless of where you are in the story, just tack on a quick climax and submit!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Bump in the hopes that people are reading these stories, I don't give a rat's ass if you read mine, but some of the other's are fab!!!

 

[English Lady]

I'm still plodding on with mine. Should be finished tonight

we hope *L*

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'm still plodding on with mine. Should be finished tonight

we hope *L*

Well get moving I'm waiting to read it.

 

[English Lady]

Oh now there is some motivation!

right....back to it then!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Oh now there is some motivation!

right....back to it then!

don't make me smack you with a candy cane!!!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Okay, I've finished another story, in record time...it's humor/satire and a gift to a certain group of people. Just waiting for an edit and I'm submitting it. I hope it gets bombed just for the irony alone...MUAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

[English Lady]

don't make me smack you with a candy cane!!!

*perk*


what was that?


Ok Ok, so I'm getting there!

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

HELP!

If someone like Abs ever gave me head, it'd be mine on a platter. (Biblical ref. for the day)

English Lady, you and Og are, in the immortal words of Popeye the Sailor Man, disgus-ta-pating. It must be the weather over there. You've FINISHED your NahNahHayHay entry and yet you somehow still have the strength left in your fingers to grind out a contest entry.

One can only imagine, darn it, what you've been doing to develope such strong finger muscles.

As for Og, if he ever does sleep, it's probably at his computer so his fingers can keep working while he dozes.

BUT, I'll have you good folks know that old Rumple "one-entry" Foreskin has finished a second entry for this contest. It's a one-page (2800 word) Romance with a POV character who's eight-month pregnant.

Being anatomically excluded from experiencing either condition, at least on a first-hand bases, I was wondering if some kind hearted person not so biologically-challenged would be willing to give my poor, pitiful, pregnant prose a reality check?

Rumple "I need your help" Foreskin

 

[impressive]

Re: HELP!

BUT, I'll have you good folks know that old Rumple "one-entry" Foreskin has finished a second entry for this contest. It's a one-page (2800 word) Romance with a POV character who's eight-month pregnant.

Being anatomically excluded from experiencing either condition, at least on a first-hand bases, I was wondering if some kind hearted person not so biologically-challenged would be willing to give my poor, pitiful, pregnant prose a reality check?

Rumple "I need your help" Foreskin

Well, "romance" isn't my kink, but I have done the pregancy bit x3 -- so PM it to me and I'll give it a once over.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Re: Re: HELP!

Well, "romance" isn't my kink, but I have done the pregancy bit x3 -- so PM it to me and I'll give it a once over.

Thanks Imp. Hope all the crying and mushy stuff doesn't gag you.

Rumple

 

[dreampilot79]

Am I supposed to sleep?

Og

Og

No.. you're not.. you're sposed to write between sessions of raw sex. The recovery period ya understand.

Damn.. now I've crossed the line from being a fiction writer to working on fairy tales!!!!

 

[Guest]

Right, I've done my 50,000, time to whack out a contest entry. This will not be for the weak of heart, or the sentimental, come to that.

One question: would elf sex come under non-human?

Lou

P.S. Rumps, I'll read your romance later.

 

[sirhugs]

One question: would elve sex come under non-human?

Lou

I believe it does....and am holding breath already, so pleaase write fast

 

[Guest]

I believe it does....and am holding breath already, so pleaase write fast

LOL! Thanks. Ok, it could be fun!

The naughty elves are just about to get punished in Santa's Dungeon...

Lou

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

One question: would elf sex come under non-human?

Lou

P.S. Rumps, I'll read your romance later.

If/when elf's have sex, they'll come wherever that damn well please, IMHO.

Lou, thanks for the offer. Imp didn't mention having a sacchrine overdose when she read it, so maybe there's hope. RF

 

[impressive]

Imp didn't mention having a sacchrine overdose when she read it, so maybe there's hope. RF

I can handle romance in small doses. However, I've now met my quota for 2004.

 

[Guest]

If/when elf's have sex, they'll come wherever that damn well please, IMHO.

Lou, thanks for the offer. Imp didn't mention having a sacchrine overdose when she read it, so maybe there's hope. RF

LOL! But not the elves in this story! They come when Santa damn well pleases, or not at all. Depending on his mood - which is tetchy at the best of times.

Ok, well I can take romance in small doses, too. I'll psyche myself up and read it later.

Lou

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Rumplebumple boo, I'll read your romance later babe.
My new submission is pending and my old one was bombed again last night.
I give up.