Winter Holiday Contest - the support thread

[Guest]

Rumplebumple boo, I'll read your romance later babe.
My new submission is pending and my old one was bombed again last night.
I give up.

you better not. and stop with all your whining, you have a loyal fan base.
dont make me hunt you down,skank... im busy today.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

you better not. and stop with all your whining, you have a loyal fan base.
dont make me hunt you down,skank... im busy today.

Are you stalking me???? The duel is back on, candy canes at high noon!!

 

[English Lady]

Well I have submitted....to Abs's Candy cane...

No no, I mean I've finished the story and submitted it. waiting for the all clear then we'll see what's what.




rumple if you still need reads count me in. I don't mind a bit of romance now and then

And well as for these fingers and their nimbleness....well it's a closely guarded secret.

even I don't know how I've finished 50 000 nano words and wrote another 7 odd 000 for a contest entry *L*

 

[dreampilot79]

Og

You are defenitely in trouble now. I just submitted my second story. It is sure to draw the worst in contest award.

A humorless humor story that will probably be rejected even before it gets into the contest!

Holliday Charity is the title

Be sure to 1 bomb it (assuming it's approved). Actually you can't 1 bomb it.. it's deserving of 1 votes.

 

[oggbashan]

Og

You are defenitely in trouble now. I just submitted my second story. It is sure to draw the worst in contest award.

A humorless humor story that will probably be rejected even before it gets into the contest!

Holliday Charity is the title

Be sure to 1 bomb it (assuming it's approved). Actually you can't 1 bomb it.. it's deserving of 1 votes.

Congratulations on submitting a second entry. My 4th and 5th are about 5000 words each so far but stalled. I'm spending too much time winding up my business.

I'll read yours when it's posted.

Regards,

Og, who now has to move location and start packing books again.

 

[dreampilot79]

Og

Damn w..wo...wor... work is such a 4 letter word (and other interuptions)

I guess I need to write MORE. I've been concentrating on poor quality and not quantity but I suppose when I should be writing more in a feeble attempt to wrest the title from your grasp.

Besides you write way too well to deserve a last place medal.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

bump cause I'm bored.

 

[Guest]

I've written half of mine (some crazy shit or other), and I plan to finish it off and get it submitted tomorrow.

I can't wait for you to meet Cupcake and all her friends.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I've written half of mine (some crazy shit or other), and I plan to finish it off and get it submitted tomorrow.

I can't wait for you to meet Cupcake and all her friends.

I can't wait either.......Cupcake, was that inspired by a snack or is that a pet name?

Mine's still fricken pending.

 

[Guest]

I can't wait either.......Cupcake, was that inspired by a snack or is that a pet name?

Mine's still fricken pending.

Just seemed like a cute name for an elf about to get punished and abused by Santa.

I'll read it when I can. Is it another 30 pager?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Just seemed like a cute name for an elf about to get punished and abused by Santa.

I'll read it when I can. Is it another 30 pager?

No bitch it's not...LOL

I didn't know Santa had a kinky side until I started reading some of these stories!!!

 

[Guest]

No bitch it's not...LOL

I didn't know Santa had a kinky side until I started reading some of these stories!!!

HAHAHA!

Yeah, he's a tetchy bastard, who hates Christmas and takes out his aggression and frustration on the naughty little elves, who are twats who don't stop smiling and talking like they've inhaled helium and constantly winding him up. Well, he is in my story, anyway.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

HAHAHA!

Yeah, he's a tetchy bastard, who hates Christmas and takes out his aggression and frustration on the naughty little elves, who are twats who don't stop smiling and talking like they've inhaled helium and constantly winding him up. Well, he is in my story, anyway.

Now I REALLY want to read it...LOL....twisted woman.

 

[Guest]

Now I REALLY want to read it...LOL....twisted woman.

LOL!

I've had a lot of fun with this, like I said, it's crazy shit.

Oh, and his Mrs never stops knitting. PMSL!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

LOL!

I've had a lot of fun with this, like I said, it's crazy shit.

Oh, and his Mrs never stops knitting. PMSL!

PMSL!!!!

damn tease!

 

[Guest]

PMSL!!!!

damn tease!

Bah, I wanna carry on writing it now!!!

Mustn't, though, cos I'm almost dead on my feet (arse), after pulling such a late one last night.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Bah, I wanna carry on writing it now!!!

Mustn't, though, cos I'm almost dead on my feet (arse), after pulling such a late one last night.

Get to bed woman, I need you fresh for insulting tomorrow.

 

[Guest]

Get to bed woman, I need you fresh for insulting tomorrow.

I'm gonna sleep so soundly in that knowledge. Just don't leave that thing in my box again. I had a fright when I signed in the other morning.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'm gonna sleep so soundly in that knowledge. Just don't leave that thing in my box again. I had a fright when I signed in the other morning.

What thing? I wasn't in your box.

 

[Guest]

What thing? I wasn't in your box.

Oh don't act the innocent with me, love!

Oh no, hold on, maybe it wasn't you. You have all your own teeth, don't you?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Oh don't act the innocent with me, love!

Oh no, hold on, maybe it wasn't you. You have all your own teeth, don't you?

I'm missing a fang....I don't want to know anymore, I'm scared and the wolves are howling outside the door.

 

[Guest]

I'm missing a fang....I don't want to know anymore, I'm scared and the wolves are howling outside the door.

Pure poetry.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Pure poetry.

I think we better leave, we hijacked this enough and I don't want Og to not play Father Christmas at the Abs Christmas Bash.

 

[Guest]

I think we better leave, we hijacked this enough and I don't want Og to not play Father Christmas at the Abs Christmas Bash.

Oh yes! Whoops! We'll stick to hijacking Lew's threads.

Apologies everyone!

Lou

 

[English Lady]

My story is pending and its killing me!


well,not literally but it's been pending for a whole day and well....I'm impatient *L*