Winter Holiday Contest - the support thread

[Guest]

My story is pending and its killing me!


well,not literally but it's been pending for a whole day and well....I'm impatient *L*

Waiting's a bitch, isn't it?

I'll hopefully be submitting mine later - a complete piss take on "Commercial Christmas" with a healthy dose of BDSM thrown in.

Lou

 

[English Lady]

Waiting's a bitch, isn't it?

I'll hopefully be submitting mine later - a complete piss take on "Commercial Christmas" with a healthy dose of BDSM thrown in.

Lou

Waiting is a bitch and all I want to do is bitch slap it right now


Lou...well love you're never predictible *L* I look forward to your tale with fear and terpidation actually *LOL*

 

[dreampilot79]

English

You got that waiting is a bitch part right.

I seem drawn to the submissions page just to check how many views my pending story seems to have.

Kinda like a watched pot... it never boils.

But alas, I'm looking for the worst story award... I wonder... can you get it with a rejected story?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Question: Which has been bombed more, Iraq or my story?

Answer: My story.


Question: Will my new story ever get out of pending or is it too controversial?

Answer: Fuck if I know.

 

[English Lady]

English

You got that waiting is a bitch part right.

I seem drawn to the submissions page just to check how many views my pending story seems to have.

Kinda like a watched pot... it never boils.

But alas, I'm looking for the worst story award... I wonder... can you get it with a rejected story?

I so know what you mean...I've got three views and it's still pending.....i mean those three people haven't voted either...how rude


Abs... *L* how long have you been pending? if you don't mind me asking such a personal question

 

[carsonshepherd]

Question: Which has been bombed more, Iraq or my story?

Answer: My story.


Question: Will my new story ever get out of pending or is it too controversial?

Answer: Fuck if I know.

Your story has been bombed so much because people know a winner when they see it. But it's better to be hated than ignored, right?

By the way, I love your new av.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I so know what you mean...I've got three views and it's still pending.....i mean those three people haven't voted either...how rude


Abs... *L* how long have you been pending? if you don't mind me asking such a personal question

I submitted Monday night, my first one was 30 Word pages and was posted in a matter of hours.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Your story has been bombed so much because people know a winner when they see it. But it's better to be hated than ignored, right?

By the way, I love your new av.

I think it may be a personal grudgs, but I'm beyond caring now.

Thanks, I thought it was fitting.

 

[English Lady]

well i posted tuesday AM my time and mine is still pending..it might just be that laurel hasn't got round to adding them for some reason as it seems we probably submitted them fairly close together...maybe..you never know*L

 

[Guest]

Question: Which has been bombed more, Iraq or my story?

Answer: My story.


Question: Will my new story ever get out of pending or is it too controversial?

Answer: Fuck if I know.

Yep, it's controversial, but not too controversial (I just read it, from the email you sent).

But, FUCK! Bahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

And you say I've got a twisted imagination.

It's FA, babe.

Lou

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Yep, it's controversial, but not too controversial (I just read it, from the email you sent).

But, FUCK! Bahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

And you say I've got a twisted imagination.

It's FA, babe.

Lou

LOL...I knew you would like it, my muse is off her meds I think.

 

[Guest]

LOL...I knew you would like it, my muse is off her meds I think.

Which one? Shirley? PMSL!!!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Which one? Shirley? PMSL!!!

No Trixie....LOL

 

[dreampilot79]

well i posted tuesday AM my time and mine is still pending..it might just be that laurel hasn't got round to adding them for some reason as it seems we probably submitted them fairly close together...maybe..you never know*L

Blame it on me.... I think I submitted mine about the same time.

Since I don't speak or write English... it's prolly hard to wade through American.

 

[English Lady]

well thats the problem then. All this damb good writing coming in one go has stunned Laurel so much she's not been able to move for the past what? 36 hours or so!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Blame it on me.... I think I submitted mine about the same time.

Since I don't speak or write English... it's prolly hard to wade through American.

Sorry, No dice, you can't take all the blame....I blame EL too.

 

[English Lady]

Heyyyyyyyy

It wasn't me.

Well I don't think it was.

 

[Goldie Munro]

Just had a look at the contest entries page - jeez I have some reading to do!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Heyyyyyyyy

It wasn't me.

Well I don't think it was.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Just had a look at the contest entries page - jeez I have some reading to do!

Mine's 4 pages so just one bomb it and move on...it's easier that way.

 

[Goldie Munro]

Mine's 4 pages so just one bomb it and move on...it's easier that way.

Ok - if thats what you want...

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Ok - if thats what you want...

 

[English Lady]

4 whole pages Abs? isn't there a negative number you can vote in such extrem circumstances *chuckles*

 

[dreampilot79]

Abs

Damn there are several problems with 1 bombing you.

A. You write way too well to give a 1 to

B. If I did that.... it would be unfair... Og and I seem to be in a contest for the worst accepted story and it might put you in our league of bad writing.

C. I like comming here.... since I can't get any anyother way... at least here I get to talk about sex .. the only oral sex I get. I don't want to be thrown out for bad voting on obviously deserving stories.

OH MY GOD.. think of it no more oral sex... I'd never get to talk about it again!!!!! The horror of it. (the only thing worse is my spelling without a spell checker)

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Oh EL you know how it is, you start writing and before you know it...bam...30 pgs fall out. Maybe you can do a write in vote??.

Dreamy. I'm a fair writer and I want in on the worst story/bombing thing.

I'm not touching the oral sex comment, I'm a lady.