juan tractor
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penis butter? far out
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penis butter? far out
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Most of these personals are creepy, i laugh alot at the titles, and then the ones that can't spell and sound all crazy and serial killer..are hysterically funny to me..
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Most of these personals are creepy, i laugh alot at the titles, and then the ones that can't spell and sound all crazy and serial killer..are hysterically funny to me..
OMG laughing
If the "others" wouldn't take it seriously,
It would be fun to play the game "creepiest/weirdest" personal.
lol
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great, now i want ice cream. strawberry preferred. i dont think ill find what im looking for in the personals. i am glad i found u guys herepenis butter? lol yeah, id like to spread some on...well, im a guy. nuff said.
marlon brando was a guy and he didn't have any problem using it with maria schneider...
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LMAO @ "the others" Oh helllzz thats funny lol!!
Yeah there are alot of uber sensitive folks around..still would be funny
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great, now i want ice cream. strawberry preferred. i dont think ill find what im looking for in the personals. i am glad i found u guys here
I see ones that stand out, and i laugh at them LoL
Some of these personals ads, make me want to take a shower in bleach lmao!..so creepy some of these guys..*nausea*
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The ones I find funniest are the ones that involve mistaken gender. Few examples, a cross dresser posting pics in the AM threads, and guys falling all over the half dressed "lady", not realizing its a man. Or a guy posts about wanting to suck a cock, get a guy off....tons of responses from guys. (Who obviously didn't check the profile!). And you know they didn't because they are calling the guy "beautiful", "sexy", etc....trying to get the attention of someone they ASSumed was a woman.
I love it when the guys realize the posted in another guys thread and get all homophobic and
Erase the message and say "oppps, wrong thread". Lmao!
I do have to say I'm sick of pm's from women looking to "play", and its obviously a man posing as a woman. I never answer those. I prefer to chase after lovely ladies on the threads. (Look out Cipher!)
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It takes one simple click to check a profile..some are just to lame sauce to do that.
Oh i know! i had one pm from a female not to long ago, telling me she was in bed playing with herself looking at porn..my reply was "sounds like a personal prob NOT a cipher prob, keep it movin" LMFAO! i had no idea who she was either.
Chase away
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It takes one simple click to check a profile..some are just to lame sauce to do that.
Oh i know! i had one pm from a female not to long ago, telling me she was in bed playing with herself looking at porn..my reply was "sounds like a personal prob NOT a cipher prob, keep it movin" LMFAO! i had no idea who she was either.
Chase away
I have had similar ones as well. My fave was from a "woman" on another site asking if I had ever considered erotic bbw wrestling. *smdh* Sorry, can't say that I have.
Girl, I'm putting on my sneakers! If I had any sort of grace or balance I'd strap on some roller skates so I could move faster!
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hey old friend! You are too kind.....as always. I hope you have been well.
Thanks Sass! I've been fabulous, on the whole. Enjoying my time on the way back up before the wheel turns and all before it rolls back over.
How ya been? Still as flirty and gorgeous as ever, I see from this thread. Nice to know some things never change
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LoL No "she" didn't girl! lol what a flake..
How about i stand still and you can catch me easily?
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if you put on some sneakers and that strap on, i'd let you catch me...
Did someone say strap on?
Bahahahahahaha!
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wow what a nice day out today here in the Northwoods, near 50 clear blue skies, perfect hump day even though no humping here
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LoL No "she" didn't girl! lol what a flake..
How about i stand still and you can catch me easily?
That would be much better!
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Hello to all from WI. Anybody looking forward to the Brewers home opener tomorrow (Friday)? A for sure way to know Spring is here and Summer is right around the corner.
Go Brew Crew! Hopefully at the end of the season we can go Prince who?
Go Brew Crew! Hopefully at the end of the season we can go Prince who?
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From your lips to the baseball gods ears!
Red Sox lost there opener today, hoping the Brewers fare better tomorrow.
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