Womanlover does imitations of famous Literotica Characters!

[Womanlover]

HELMUT KRAUSS IS PISSED OFF!!

MPD boy, there is NO WAY in FUCK you are doing this Muffin after you do hell. Forget it. Not even if you washed yourself in clorox, borax, M E K, and hydrochloric acid first. NO UH HUH NO WAY FORGET IT!!!!!

Meeeeecheeeeeeeheh...

SCHVEEEEEINNNNN HUNT!!! MUST VEE BE FOREFFER CUNTROLLED UNT BOSSERD BY PEOPLE LIKE ZISS........ZISS.........ZISS.....MUFFIN KREATURE.......HAMBURGER VOLFING, GATCHET LUFFING, AMERICAN SCHPOILTY (WHO LIES ABOUT HER APPETITE UNT DIET!)

VENN VILL ALL OFF YOU VAKE UP AN MAKE ME........YES ME, HELMUT KRAUSS AN AUTOMATIC GURU.....VISSOUT HAFFING TO SUBMIT SO MANY SREADS UNT POSTINGS!!!!?? UNT NOW I SEE ZAT ZISS.....ZISS.....ZISS VOMANLUFFER TOE SUCKING YANKEE LUFFING LOSER HAS WRITTEN A SCHTORY ABOUT HIS AMERICAN CUSSIN!!!! TSK TSK TSK.......ZISS ISS NO LONGER ZE KANADA OF MY YOUSE!!!

 

[Womanlover]

CHERI

*wrings hands in desperation*

Won't someone........PLEAAAAAASSSEEEEE.........say something sarcastic about someone.........so I can....ha ha ha.......ha ha ha.......ha ha ha........CUUUUUMMMMMMM............YES YES YES YES OOOOOOH GGGGGGGOOOOOODDD FUCKKKKKKKKK I LOVE SARCASMMMMMMMM!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARERRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA! I LOVE YOU DCL.........UH UH UH.........DON RICKLES.........UH UH UH! MAYBE YOU TOO WOMANLOVER.......UH UH UH.............TELL ME MORE ABOUT THAT IDIOT HELL........HA HA HA HA! OH I"M CUMMMMMMMIING!!!


For the happiest life, days should be rigorously planned, nights left open to chance- Mignon McLaughlin

 

[Cheri]

The first time I talked to DCL, I told him he was conceited too...

I'm alot more fierce/outrageous than that, just ask the Toadster. Perhaps a shot of Hecate would help.

 

[Womanlover]

Don't you realise how SMART this fucker is?

The first time you called DCL conceited you were never fucking righter.....(er, will Muffin forgive that word?) He's messed with your darling Cheri head and totally twisted your mind to believe.............something he WANTS you to believe, and that is because he is SMARTER than he's conceited but he keeps that just a "hair" in the lead.


How's this, Cheri Honey? Are you cumming? I wish I could look into your eyes when you cum like that over sarcasm..........mmmmmmmmm......nice!

 

[Cheri]

Oh baby, if you only knew

Sarcasm with a side helping of oral sex, gets me every time....

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Oy.

Argue well and you're called a know it all. Post sensitively and you're called a pussy. Argue for patriotism and you're called a sell out to the man. Say you're an atheist and you're "in denial".

Have a thought longer than dee cole's penis and people shiver, shit, and call you conceited.

My I.Q.'s well over 150 and everyone I know is either smarter or more accomplished than me. Calling me conceited is just another proof that no one "knows" anyone on line. An attack, even a silly, harmless one like this, points more to your own feelings of inadequacy than it does to any facet of my true character.

Of course, I don't know you, so what makes me think I should take the time to make unsubstantial and declarative statements on a Board you frequent? I'm sure you're just a swell guy.

Oh! I forgot. Fuck you.

(How's that for a superior comeback?)

 

[Bliss]

Woo und Hoo!

YEEEEEEEEA!
*clapping like a happy babee and putting panties back on*

Never doubt the Deity!

 

[Cheri]

Perhaps Dixon, you've forgotten the first time I posted something specifically meant for you. It was on some long whiney thread about cliques and you told the starter (who ever that was) to shut up and get you a cocktail. I responded that you had spoken like a true guru. That's what I meant when I said I had also called you conceited. If you truly were conceited, though, you wouldn't have swarms of women from this board throwing themselves as you, as you do. It's just easy to take pot shots at someone who's idolized, as I'm sure you know, do son't take it personally.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Okay.

 

[Alyrahh]

Oh! I forgot. Fuck you.

(How's that for a superior comeback?)

LOL!!! That was the most humorous post I've read in quite some time!

And for the record, I don't think DCL thinks he's superior at all... To me, he comes across as someone who is very secure with who they are. Nothing wrong with that.

 

[Bliss]

It was on some long whiney thread about cliques and you told the starter (who ever that was) to shut up and get you a cocktail.

LOL I thought that thread was about Twinkies vs. Zingers. As I was one of the shutupees (along with Madam, ha!) and you were the one that he specifically asked (instructed?) to sit with him at the bar, I'll just take my afternoon cocktail and sit in the dandelion patch contemplating free will vs. unavoidable fate. *sigh*

 

[Cheri]

It was on some long whiney thread about cliques and you told the starter (who ever that was) to shut up and get you a cocktail.

LOL I thought that thread was about Twinkies vs. Zingers. As I was one of the shutupees (along with Madam, ha!) and you were the one that he specifically asked (instructed?) to sit with him at the bar, I'll just take my afternoon cocktail and sit in the dandelion patch contemplating free will vs. unavoidable fate. *sigh*

Sycophant that I am, I'll join you, but only if you feel like paying me compliments. Besides Dixon now hates my guts, despite me deep and devoted infatuation. *sigh*

Dixon, I really am sorry if I hurt your feelings.

[Edited by Cheri on 09-13-2000 at 05:01 PM]

 

[Bliss]

My parting shot for the day for me lovely Cheri...

None do I place above thee
as being half as lovely to me

Sit thy silly tookus down near
Take this dandelion & blow, *here*

The Deity doesn't hate your guts
He just thinks we're a lil nuts

*********************************

Flying Fuck by Bliss Blahnik

*curtsies and scampers off to dindin*

 

[Womanlover]

Oy.

Argue well and you're called a know it all. Post sensitively and you're called a pussy. Argue for patriotism and you're called a sell out to the man. Say you're an atheist and you're "in denial".

Have a thought longer than dee cole's penis and people shiver, shit, and call you conceited.

My I.Q.'s well over 150 and everyone I know is either smarter or more accomplished than me. Calling me conceited is just another proof that no one "knows" anyone on line. An attack, even a silly, harmless one like this, points more to your own feelings of inadequacy than it does to any facet of my true character.

Of course, I don't know you, so what makes me think I should take the time to make unsubstantial and declarative statements on a Board you frequent? I'm sure you're just a swell guy.

Oh! I forgot. Fuck you.

(How's that for a superior comeback?)

 

[Womanlover]

Oy.

Argue well and you're called a know it all. Post sensitively and you're called a pussy. Argue for patriotism and you're called a sell out to the man. Say you're an atheist and you're "in denial".

Have a thought longer than dee cole's penis and people shiver, shit, and call you conceited.

My I.Q.'s well over 150 and everyone I know is either smarter or more accomplished than me. Calling me conceited is just another proof that no one "knows" anyone on line. An attack, even a silly, harmless one like this, points more to your own feelings of inadequacy than it does to any facet of my true character.

Of course, I don't know you, so what makes me think I should take the time to make unsubstantial and declarative statements on a Board you frequent? I'm sure you're just a swell guy.

Oh! I forgot. Fuck you.

(How's that for a superior comeback?)

I really love the alliteration in "Post well and they call you a pussy," well done, well done!

Fuck you very much for an entertaining read!

[Edited by Womanlover on 09-13-2000 at 05:03 PM]

 

[Cheri]

Oh sweet bliss

Now I wish I was born with a poetic bone in my body...

 

[Womanlover]

Oh! I forgot. Fuck you.

(How's that for a superior comeback?)

LOL!!! That was the most humorous post I've read in quite some time!

And for the record, I don't think DCL thinks he's superior at all... To me, he comes across as someone who is very secure with who they are. Nothing wrong with that.

You'll get the picture when you are around here longer............DCL and I admire each other.......we are just using triple reverse irony and a tinge of Loathsome repectful sarcasm........Muffin summed it up in an earlier thread: Naku ahma shukky doo doo Canuckleheady nookie!

 

[Alyrahh]

Either way, his post was hilarious, as a number of his usually are.

 

[Gingersnap]

Shut up and both of you get me a cocktail!!!

 

[Alyrahh]

A cocktail? I had a cocktail once, his name was Mike. I decided I liked the cock a lot more than I liked it's tail.

 

[KillerMuffin]

KillerMuffin takes time out from her busy posting schedule to beat Womanlover about the head and shoulders with a large white faux leather purse filled with assorted prescriptions, a lot of tissues, and a thing of ketchup from Wendys, in case *Eve* drops by. "MASHER!!*

By the by, Alliteration is defined as the repetition of the same starting sound in several words of a sentence. Not two words, but several. Take the following example taken from classical literature's Beowulf.

Ða com of more under mist-hleopum
Grendel gongan; Godes yrre baer . . .

(Then came from the moor, under the misty hills,
Grendel stalking; the God's anger bare).

Beowulf, Book XI

Please notice the number of times the m sound and the g sounds were utilized. More than twice in the entire sentence.

More alliterative examples for your learning pleasure:

Shakespeare parodies alliteration in Peter Quince's Prologue in A Midsummer Night's Dream:

Whereat, with blade, with bloody blameful blade,
He bravely breach'd his boiling bloody breast.

Modern poet Gerard Manley Hopkins's “Pied Beauty”:

Glory be to God for dappled things . . .
Landscapes plotted and pieced—fold, fallow and plough;
And áll trádes, their gear and tackle and trim.

MissPrissy Strikes Again (with a whiffleball bat to WL's noggin)

[Edited by KillerMuffin on 09-14-2000 at 08:28 AM]

 

[Womanlover]

INTELLIGENCE AND WISDOM

The first time you called DCL conceited you were never fucking righter.....(er, will Muffin forgive that word?) He's messed with your darling Cheri head and totally twisted your mind to believe.............something he WANTS you to believe, and that is because he is SMARTER than he's conceited but he keeps that just a "hair" in the lead.


How's this, Cheri Honey? Are you cumming? I wish I could look into your eyes when you cum like that over sarcasm..........mmmmmmmmm......nice!

Cheeeeeeeerrrrrriii...........Cheri baybee Cheeeeeeeeeeeri!

Oh, Hi sweet darlin' honey!


HITLER: political genius, but not WISE
BEETHOVEN: musical genius, but not WISE
VINCENT: Helluva painter.......but not WISE
CHARLES MANSON: Manipulative genius, but not WISE

DIXON COBRA LEE: Literotic genius, IQ "much greater" than 150.............but NOT WISE!!!!

Did you see how he took the bait?? Do you see how easily I goaded that fucker into responding with his best and most beautiful sarcasm? You have ME to thank for drawing that evening's entertainment out of him! I thought it would take alot more than that drivel quoted above.....ha ha!

He thinks he offers a "superior" response......ha ha! The superior (and wise) response would have been silence. Look at those first two lines of his, is he a whine connoisseur or what? Damn that's vintage stuff...........and he doesn't seem to realise that he's a pussy no matter HOW he posts.........but I still do love that alliteration.

Nope, not wise.......anyway after IQ 140 ( which is where I check in by the way) the pendulum swings heavily toward insanity........and that means that I can make up personalities and have fun going into character.....heh heh, those IQ's like DCL.......really BELIEVE in them! Who will I be next? Whoever I need to be to entertain and to goad entertainingly sarcastic comments out of unwise conceited geniuses like DCL.

Hey, Cheri, can't you sense that well controlled seething anger under the surface in his text? Yes.....yes.....oh yes it is exciting.......especially to know that he wants us to believe that it is put on and artificial, when it is really not.

Watch now, with any luck, he'll take this hook line and sinker and respond like the arrogant sucker that he is. Of course, he knows that I'm using double irony and that I really admire the stuckup pretentious asshole!

[Edited by Womanlover on 09-14-2000 at 09:44 AM]

 

[CreamyLady]

An intellectual hatred is the worst. -- Yeats

I'm so glad I'm a mere 135 . . .

 

[Womanlover]

Walter Stoyanovich, IQ, 69 gives lessons in acronyms to DCL

Lesson in Acronym for Deekson Cartar Lee.........by Walter Stoyanovich, IQ, 69, Vagina, Saskatchewan

Verd studee in kvestion for DCL: ACRONYM: good thingk you are not too often usink, DCL, meaningk of it not you are knowingk. I teech you now.

"ACRONYM": dat is city in Ohio.......ha ha ha ha! Yust I am kiddingk son of DICK, I know dat is Akron, same as I know I liff in Vagina, Saskatchewan......(mmmm....I vish it ver so)

Achem, Acronym: Dat is verd formed by syllabull or letter of udder verd: exampull, RADAR......dat is from Radio detectingk and rangingk.

So, vut is acronym of yours, RLMFAO? This is NOT acronym DCL........"onym" dat mean you can say it. How pronouncing it you dis verd? Put voyell in for gettingk acronym.

I showingk you now acronym: D.C.L. become DOCLEE........dat is acronym for Director of Chinese Laundrys, East Edmonton.............cum now, you are Chinese with name like LEE yes?

More interestink verd studee soon to cum from Walter Stoyanovich, IQ 69, but very vize!

 

[Womanlover]

Beverly Lee Davis (distant cousin of DCL)

Well son, them Canuckleheads here at the igloo in Vancouver, State o' Bertish Clumbia, cum to me fer ADvice on y'all an' so I hepped em out. Well, I sed that with a name like DIXON CAWTAH LEE, hah, that don't take no geeneeus to figger out whar he's a cummin frum eh, I mean HUH.......he' make a pretty damn good snoot in the air TORONTONIAN CANUCK with a handle like that!

So anaway, that idiot womanluvver got all confused by y'all using them big words an' he ain't yous t' us Amaricans been able t' do that........he asked me, what's that distant cuzzin o' yourn like? An' he wanted me t' rite to ya cuz he's too busy with his buddies ritin new Canadian jokes fer SOUTH PARK......by th' way, didja like that song he contributted to called "BLAME CANADA"?

Well, I tol him you gotta treat my cousin like the Cobra he is.........ya git im by the throat an' milk the sarcastic venom outa him..........mind ya, be careful grabbin im though so's he don't bite ya........but once ya got im but the throat you can just milk out that venom an' it can be used as anti venom to inject inta Literotic newbies that he
bites..........that way they won't "die off" an literotica will git more members.