Womanlover does imitations of famous Literotica Characters!

[Expertise]

If you ever even attempt to kiss me again...I will track you down and beat you with one of your own limbs.

I pretty sure your a male and so am I. Not that theres anything wrong with that, I just don't play for that "team".

Excuse the Seinfeld references.

*Do I "sound" female*

I need heterosexual validation right fucking now!

 

[Mia]

I need heterosexual validation right fucking now!

This from the man who has his very own harem!

 

[Expertise]

Unfortunately none of them are around. Therefore my world is crumbling. LOL

 

[Mia]

LOL

Oh please sweetie, you're so full of it!

 

[Womanlover]

ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!

Hey, Expertise........DID YOU CATCH THAT BEARS GAME.......!!!!? FUCK EH? GOTTA LUV THEM BEARS......HOW BOUT THEM BEARS.......WANNA NOTHER BEER COMON OVER TO THE OLIVE BRANCH DUDE.....MAYBE WE'LL GET LUCKY AND LAY THAT NAKED HUNNY!!!!

(how'm I doin' so far?) *slaps Expertise on the back feigns a punch and challenges him to an arm wrestle!*

actually, in retrospect, your post did seem a tad on the limp wristed side..........but what the hell, it was just ONE SENTENCE.....that don't count for doodley squat......there how's that for english!

[Edited by Womanlover on 09-15-2000 at 01:12 PM]

 

[Expertise]

Now thats just over compensation.

*eyes Womanlover (if thats his real name) warily*

 

[Cheri]

Poor Expertise, but you should know that you're the only person to be doubting your sexuality. I for one have had several fantasies of doing immoral if not illegal things with you in a Explorer both driving or parked. And I know that I am most depressed that it is already Friday afternoon and I won't be able to read any of your posts for the next 2 days....woe to all us females...
Womanlover, I'm thinking of you as one of those crazy Quebecians rebelious and sexy in a French kinda way. As for my poor French skills, correct away, my ego is tough enough to take it. Besides I've always found French to be totally erotic. Now where did I put those language tapes from college...

[Edited by Cheri on 09-15-2000 at 01:23 PM]

 

[Expertise]

No doubts here Cheri. I was merely trying to avoid any misunderstanding.

I assure you I have an unblemished record (some of which i'm not particularly proud of LOL) of heterosexuality.

Just had a rather unfortunate incident in University where someone basicly stalked me and several of my team mates in the hope that we would "convert". YIKES!

 

[Womanlover]

Cherie..........Je ne peux pas resister a ajouter le dernier "e" a ton nom.........c'est si belle, et ca ajoute la femininite que tu bien deserves!

That gettin ya heated up sweet darlin?

Expertise, be wary no more........if I were a woman, I'd be a lesbian........ahhhhh......this is a good tuna sandwich I'm having for lunch here in Beautiful B.C. Tuna.....three times a day.....yummy.....now where's that scratch 'n' sniff magazine?

[Edited by Womanlover on 09-15-2000 at 01:45 PM]

 

[Expertise]

DISCLAIMER. The following is a joke and should not be confused with my actual atitude

I'll take you at your word big fella'. Even if you are from Lotus Land aka the land of fruits and nuts.

 

[April]

Cheri, you too? Those Explorer fantasies are driving me crazy! And the sad, lonely weekends stretch out before me like a lifeless desert. Ahhh, Monday. It can't come too soon!

 

[Womanlover]

When in Vancouver, never ask, "Where's the Victoria Ferry?" Because one of them fruits will sashay up to you and say, "Look no further, big boy!"

 

[Guest]

Just curious....

 

[Cheri]

I am getting most worked up, please proceed. I am most disappointed I can't hear your voice and accent... I once almost orgasmed in debate class listening to this ordinary guy with a great voice give a speech.
April, have you noticed how Mr. Expertise toys with our emotions, or is it just me? Usually my crushees are a bit more flattered by my attentions!

 

[Womanlover]

LUSCIOUS LIONESS

*long, luscious, and beautiful lioness tongue gently parts her full female lips, licks them lasciviously, then purrs in the most velvety alto*

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm......womaaannnn lover.........I want to lick you from head to toe.....will you let me......? *smoothly oh so smoothly crosses her beautiful legs hiking her mini up just a little further*

Ooohhhhhhhh yesss!!!! I love it when you do that!

[Edited by Womanlover on 09-15-2000 at 03:28 PM]

 

[Womanlover]

*melts in a puddle* y...y......y.......y......yeeesss


pppllleaaaase

 

[Savage Kitten]

Kisses to the darling Expertise

~teehee~ you silly thang

Expertise is a LadyLuvr... MuffinTickler... and a KittyPleaser (yeah i wished haha) all rolled into one hunk hunky fine specimen of the male anatomy

please stop kissin him.. *pouts* I'm gettin quite jealous

got any NumNums for the kitty?

 

[Womanlover]

Ya, Expertise raked me over the coals for that error, but I pointed out to him that his posting seemed a little lady like.........ha ha ha ha!


Plenty of lickins for you kitten!

those pics..........nummy!

 

[Womanlover]

SHILA

*big eyes brimmin with tears, sings like Madonna*


"YOU MUST LOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVE ME!"



_____________________________

And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
When all are one and one is all
To be a Rock not to Roll

 

[Cheyenne]

Okay, it's a slow afternoon. Imitation of Cheyenne, please?

 

[Womanlover]

CHEYENNE

*Leans back in computer chair, deep in thought, what messages can I post to help speed me past guru.........cums in excitement with a sudden idea*

YES.........YES YESSSSSSSSSSS.........OH YES........GET WOMANLOVER TO IMITATE ME AND TELL CREAMYLADY HOW TO SPELL CONGRATULATE.........THAT WILL GIVE ME TWO MORE.........AND THEN I'LL BE ABLE TO ANSWER WOMANLOVER TO TELL HIM WHAT AN ASSHOLE I THINK HE IS OR TO LICK HIM HEAD TO TOE WHATEVER I SHOULD SO DECIDE AT THE MOMENT!!!!!!!

 

[Cheyenne]

Re: CHEYENNE

.........AND THEN I'LL BE ABLE TO ANSWER WOMANLOVER TO TELL HIM WHAT AN ASSHOLE I THINK HE IS OR TO LICK HIM HEAD TO TOE WHATEVER I SHOULD SO DECIDE AT THE MOMENT!!!!!!!

http://smilecwm.tripod.com/net3/krakrani.gif
(My best pic of me licking!)

 

[Womanlover]

Womanlover imitates himself (not that he's famous anywhere but in his own imagination

*eyes are rolled back whole body vibrates toes curled
tongue sticking out*



UH.......Uh.......Uhhhhh.......ya.........Chheeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyeeeeeennnnnne!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I didn't know you were FRENCH......yer so cute, and licking a tete carre anglophone like me!!!!!

[Edited by Womanlover on 09-16-2000 at 12:31 PM]

 

[Cheyenne]

*blink, blink* French? I've been accused of being a lot of things, but French has never been one of them! *continues licking*

 

[Womanlover]

Didn't you say that is pic of you licking??? (above) heh heh!

Cheyenne, ma cherie, you must sink about ziss pickCHAIRE of ze frog and zen you will get ze joke, eh??? Sank you for zem nice lickings......mmmmmmmmmmmmm!