Womanlover does imitations of famous Literotica Characters!

[Cheyenne]

Cheyenne, ma cherie, you must sink about ziss pickCHAIRE of ze frog and zen you will get ze joke, eh???

Damn, you got me on that one. I wasn't thinking of it as a frog, it was just the only pic I could come up with quickly that had a moving tongue! Besides, the French hate to be called Frogs. Now, back to licking......

 

[Womanlover]

They (the french) have some good names for us (anglophones)


Tete carre.............square head and

bouche du poisson.........fish mouth.......ha ha ha! Because when we speak english, our mouths do not move much......something like a fish's!

Tis all in good fun!

A proposed Flag for Canada: Nine Beavers pissing on a frog!!

yuk yuk yuk......nya ha ha ha!

Thanks for the lickins sweet darlin Cheyenne!

SSSSSSSMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCHIES!!!

 

[sallygirl]

Ta mere est belge!

 

[Womanlover]

Ta mere est belge!

Okay, Sally G.........I'll bite, how cum you think my mother is Belgian?

 

[sallygirl]

Supposedly it's a big insult to French people. (you know, the ones from France...) My teacher said so! hehe

 

[Womanlover]

Cool! Never heard of that one! In Quebec it is probably, "Ta mere est anglaise" might work better!

 

[Womanlover]

SHILA

*Face beaming with joy, tears streaming down cheeks*

"I'm home...........I'm home!!!! Oh, Toto!!! There's no place like home!!!!"















(womanlover whispers in Shila's ear......you are famous, Shila, and loved)

 

[Always]

toto is betty's!

wait, crew-crossover... nevermind! *dazed & confused*

I'm famous! and loved! wow! first time anyone's bothered to tell me!

thankyou, womanlover... *big hug*

 

[dee_cole]

To DCL

"Have a thought longer than dee cole's penis and people shiver, shit, and call you conceited."

Why in the world would you bring me into it you schlong. And by the way, I doubt seriously that your IQ is higher than 150, probably closer to 120-130. You may have tested higher as a child but with age you lose.
I must add that while your psuedo-sensitive approach and dry wit seem to impress some people here, you show no hint of near-genious traits. Actually you seem more of a compulsive introvert who is living out his fantasies of overcoming his inadequacies and inferiorities through putting down others on the BB.

You are a Lasher wannabe and people are starting to see you for who you are. Now go take your Xanax and lie down.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Oh blow me.

 

[Never]

See, DCL always tries to settle these things peacefully.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

LOL

 

[Deborah]

Hey Dixon, you never said that to me. I'm tempted to resurrect the "dee_cole erotic story contest." Oh, what the hell.

 

[Always]

I though Lasher was the DCL wannabe...

 

[Womanlover]

MANU

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[Womanlover]

EXPERTISE

Got a great need to say this.

Dixon

you will soon be destroyed

you proud fuck


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Those that the gods would destroy, they first make proud-Jack Ryan

 

[Womanlover]

NAKED HUNNY

Oh.........EXPERTISSSSSSSSSEEEEEE!!!! Mmmmmmmmmm, I just loved your last post, and every other one you've made too,
take me to your couch, sweety, and oh, you got mail!

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Just because I'm naked, doesn't mean you have the right to touch me remember to ask first!!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Originally posted by Womanlover
Got a great need to say this. Dixon you will soon be destroyed you proud fuck

What are you gonna do, bore me to fucking death?

And the dingleberry doesn't know why I won't have a drink with him.

Sheesh.

 

[Womanlover]

Aha!!! I drew him out........!!! Another mild flaming!!

thanx DCL,


0................................x.....................10

sarcasm scale, you can do much better!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Yeah. That's what happened. You drew me. For the last time, I will not hold your hand and give you butterfly kisses. Smooch someone else's ass.

What a maroon.

 

[Womanlover]

That's much better........!!! And oh, BTW, have you ever re-read any of YOUR threads (the man in the cube...???) and postings.........fuck, Sominex oughta hire you! Whadda square......BTW.......you just gotta keep coming back to check here dontcha, bored boy!

Ass kissing? Hah, use that 150 (supposed IQ) of yours!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Okay, okay, okay, I figured it out. You think we're playing a game whereby you insult me hoping I'll flame you so you can respond with "See! I got you to respond! You DO like me after all, dontcha?"

So, in order for you to win I have to keep posting. But if you post, and I don't respond, you lose.

So, here you go. Here's my response. Guess I have to flame you to make it count, though, right? Okay, um -- You're a big old ass face and I hate you, hate you, hate you. There you go. Now, as I don't plan to respond again, you can only win by not replying, making me look all reactionary and piqued. If you do reply, you're the big fat sissy loser who has a girly Dixon obsession, neener-neener-neener.

There. We done now?

Geez, are all the trolls fourteen years old? LOL

 

[KillerMuffin]

OH MY GAWD LMAO!!!!!! HHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA thats funny. Not you MPD womanloverboy, Dixon was funny.

Hate to say it WL, but this thread has gotten really really realllllllly old. I have a lead pipe, we can go to the study with Professor Plum and kill it.

 

[Womanlover]

..........you have some kind of act? Maybe get your agent to see if there's a PSYCHO III planned......you'd be the perfect lead, you Think TOO much, dummy!

 

[KillerMuffin]

*smax WL with the lead pipe* I do not think too much and don't call me a dummy.

*smax WL with the lead pipe* This one is just cause you like it.

*smax the thread with the lead pipe* DIE!!!!

(I'm posting to artificially prolong so I can torture the thread. I'm evil. I admit it.)

*smax WL with the lead pipe* Don't even think about it.