Womanlover does imitations of famous Literotica Characters!

[Womanlover]

MUFFIN, YOU CAN'T EVEN SPELL, NOW GO AWAY AND EAT SOME GRAPES!

By the by, Alliteration is defined as the repetition of the same starting sound in several words of a sentence. Not two words, but several. Take the following example taken from classical literature's Beowulf.

Two peas can be in a pod, why not two in alliteration.......the result is just as nice.........3 and 4 becomes moronic!

Ða com of more under mist-hleopum
Grendel gongan; Godes yrre baer . . .

(Then came from the moor, under the misty hills,
Grendel stalking; the God's anger bare).

You didn't need to translate this for me, by the way,
I have this whole poem memorized:

baer yrre godes gongan Grendel hleopum-mist under more of com da!

That's how the next line goes.......I even asked Walter Stoyanovich and he confirms it!



[Edited by Womanlover on 09-14-2000 at 10:08 AM]

 

[Womanlover]

An intellectual hatred is the worst. -- Yeats

I'm so glad I'm a mere 135 . . .

They hate each other in the WWF don't they creamylady? Those bad men! And then they try to get us to believe that it's fake, and that their IQ's are under 80..........I hate just like them, Creamy honey, and if you are to see DCL and I having a brew together laughing about all this shit, don't you believe it........WE HATE EACH OTHER!!!

 

[KillerMuffin]

Two peas can be in a pod, why not two in alliteration.......the result is just as nice.........3 and 4 becomes moronic!

Because 2 is just not alliteration. I have several impeccable sources. Care to cite yours?

You will, of course, be among the few to call A Midsummer Night's Dream moronic. It is considered one of the Bard's better works, or so I'm told.

 

[Womanlover]

Because 2 is just not alliteration. I have several impeccable sources. Care to cite yours?

Walter Stoyanovich: I conferm dat it can be two!

Beverly Lee Davis: Two's fine b' me!!

Jean Claude: I like deux.......quatre and cinq......dat is too many MuffEEN!

Ricky Lee, from RiddowLock, Awkysaw: Arritahlation.....? I rikee two or mo consons!

Paddy O'Limmerick.........any clever combination of consonants created creams my crotch lassie.......startin' wuth two!

 

[KillerMuffin]

I get mine from Websters's, Encyclopedia Britannica, the CCLC, and Merryman's Guide to English Grammar for International Learners.

 

[Womanlover]

SOMINEX'S BIGGEST COMPETITORS

by the way, no possessive needed after the final 's' on WEBSTER'S ...........obviously a more serious error than how many consonants are needed in an artsy fartsy craft like prose and poetry!

[Edited by Womanlover on 09-14-2000 at 10:39 AM]

 

[KillerMuffin]

Sominex's biggest competitors

You've never read an FM manual concerning the proper maintenance of an M-16 have you...

 

[Womanlover]

OSWALD ACTED ALONE, NEVER FORGET THAT!!!

 

[Cheri]

You Magic Bullet freak!

 

[Womanlover]

CHERI.........

*singing*

.........why don't you come out..........where I can hold you?.........Cherrrrrrrriiiiii.......Cheri baybe.......Cheeeeeeeeeriii.....

I'm a magic bullet freak, alright, and you got one my tongue could tickle into giving you strange and wonderful sensations!

Kisses to you sweet darlin honey!

 

[Cheri]

Sycophants-R-Us

Adore away, dude, but why do I feel that I'm getting in with the wrong crowd?

 

[Womanlover]

This whole literotica crowd is the wrong one, Cheri, haven't figured that out????

 

[Womanlover]

J'adore ton nom CheriE, je crois que c'est le nom le plus beau qui existe en francais!..........you notice I added the 'e' for your name which makes it so adorably feminine in french!

 

[Savage Kitten]

*pouts*

How come they always get all the attention??

*extending hand*

Hi womanluvr, have we met? I'm everybody's sweet sexy lil kitten... affectionately referred to by other Lit members as "Kitten with a whip" *innocent smile* I dunno what gave them that idea

anyway.. i've been feeling leftout lots lately so will you PUHLLLLLEEEASE do an impression of meeeeeeeee??

 

[Womanlover]

SAVAGE KITTEN

*Full, young, red, sexy lips parted....my tongue tip touches lightly*

Kiss me womanlover.......let's touch tongues my sweet darlin' goofball Canucklehead.......mmmmm.....nummy nummy



Touch of heat
lick upon skin
Desires we seek
Passions at whim

 

[Womanlover]

My Darlin Kitten

My darlin kitten......*parts lips shows tongue tip*

ah oui! ma belle petite Chatte........I will touch zee tongue wid you.....since you ask so sweetly......

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm..........nice......!

 

[Savage Kitten]

*giggles softly*

couldn't have asked for anything sweeter... and for some reason I really thought you were gonna be mean! *sticks tongue at you*

 

[Womanlover]

Re: *giggles softly*

couldn't have asked for anything sweeter... and for some reason I really thought you were gonna be mean! *sticks tongue at you*

Couldn't be mean to you..........I'm a man who (truly) likes pussies.........also like Kitties and Cats.....I have a 15 pound female Cat named, KOOTA

 

[Cheri]

Surprenant, j'ai tomber de complaisance...

 

[Always]

hey, slow down! i'm only in first year french! for three weeks so far! *grins*

Womanlover... betcha can't imitate me (not a FAMOUS lit person, but hey...)

 

[Womanlover]

Surprenant, j'ai tomber de complaisance...

Passe Compose for TOMBER takes ETRE......therefore:

Je SUIS tombee...........and two ee's because you are female.......oh god I love that word........mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm FEEEEEEMMMMALLLLLE YUMMY

 

[Cheri]

Passe Compose for TOMBER takes ETRE......therefore:

Je SUIS tombee...........and two ee's because you are female.......oh god I love that word........mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm FEEEEEEMMMMALLLLLE YUMMY

And I had to try to impress a French linguist with my pathetic attempt at remembering this language. I knew I should have consulted my old college texts. *sigh* So go flirt with the young'un.

 

[Womanlover]

Cherie, sweet darlin french speaking American? honey pie.............your message.........gives me very nice tingles!!!! THankyou honey, that was VERY good and stooooooooooooopid of me to correct it....actually, it better the way YOU wrote it.

[Edited by Womanlover on 09-15-2000 at 01:43 PM]

 

[Expertise]

Not a slap just an observation

Actually your french is better than your english. Is that your mother tongue?

 

[Womanlover]

No, dat is not my mudder's tongue, ma belle fille.........eet iss my own.......an' per'aps I could leek you wid dat???

Now, how could I feel slapped by that observation since my english is excellent, I can only conclude that my french is phenomenol!! Gotcha! Nya ha ha ha ha!

Kisses to the darling Expertise,

from Womanlover