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Doing fine here, Boo...have to get out in traffic again in about an hour...have a meeting to attend (I'd blow it off, but I am the featured speaker! LOL) Hope you are doing well!BooMerengue said:
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Breaking News from the middle east
(Jerusalem) Palestinian militant groups called off the middle east cease fire today and sent troops back to battle with the Israelis. Palestinian Prime Minister Mahmoud Abbas called off the cease fire saying, "This is bull shit!"
An Israeli spokesman told reporters today that bus bombs and individual attacks had begun again in this war torn nation. "Just because we 'accidentally' assassinated some Hamas big wig? Hey. It happens. OK?" he said.
Meanwhile the Israeli army sent tanks and armored personnel carriers into the town of Jenin on the west bank, killing and/or arresting all the uncircumcised males in this small, peaceful village. It was rumored that a second contingent of soldiers were expected after night fall to "take care of the women."
(Jerusalem) Palestinian militant groups called off the middle east cease fire today and sent troops back to battle with the Israelis. Palestinian Prime Minister Mahmoud Abbas called off the cease fire saying, "This is bull shit!"
An Israeli spokesman told reporters today that bus bombs and individual attacks had begun again in this war torn nation. "Just because we 'accidentally' assassinated some Hamas big wig? Hey. It happens. OK?" he said.
Meanwhile the Israeli army sent tanks and armored personnel carriers into the town of Jenin on the west bank, killing and/or arresting all the uncircumcised males in this small, peaceful village. It was rumored that a second contingent of soldiers were expected after night fall to "take care of the women."
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No Boo, I didn't take a drink before reading that one. I know better now.
Jenny, you think that I could imitate one of those "women" that the soldiers are coming back to take care of?
Jenny, you think that I could imitate one of those "women" that the soldiers are coming back to take care of?
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This is way too good.
(Williamsport, PA) Convicted New York gangster Kevin Granato, a member of the Colombo crime family was conviced of partial escape from prison today when he and his wife plead guilty to smuggling Granato's cum out of the Federal Penitentury in Williamsport. The cum was used to inpregnate Granato's wife and several other unnamed women.
The proud father got caught because he bragged about "getting some" during his stay in prison. The guards thought he was a raging fairy until Granato confessed, thinking an extended prison term was better than ruining his reputation as "Big Bubba" Costollano's "Bitch".
Grantano is scheduled for release in 2012. However, his sperm will not be released until 2016.
(You know, we live on a very strange planet.)
(Williamsport, PA) Convicted New York gangster Kevin Granato, a member of the Colombo crime family was conviced of partial escape from prison today when he and his wife plead guilty to smuggling Granato's cum out of the Federal Penitentury in Williamsport. The cum was used to inpregnate Granato's wife and several other unnamed women.
The proud father got caught because he bragged about "getting some" during his stay in prison. The guards thought he was a raging fairy until Granato confessed, thinking an extended prison term was better than ruining his reputation as "Big Bubba" Costollano's "Bitch".
Grantano is scheduled for release in 2012. However, his sperm will not be released until 2016.
(You know, we live on a very strange planet.)
for Boo
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I just have a question to that one Jenny, it needs a sort of followup story. What or how are they storing the sperm in?
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Native Alien said:
Well it was sneaked out in a cryogenic container...
Here's the link
As far as now... hmmm... maybe she swallowed the evidence... who knows
Sperm smugglers
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I know that you only do real stories....I just like the sperm smuggler title/
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Native Alien said:
If you look for it... there is so much good shit in the news... Like the guy in Brazil suing the doctor and hospital for an erroneous vascetomy...
I don't think I did the story about the german machinist who got his cock on one ball ripped off while using some machine or other to masturbate... that was sort kewl...
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Ohhh...do that one please....I wanna read that one....lol.
The ultimate in CBT...(that is cock and ball torture for those that don't know.)
The ultimate in CBT...(that is cock and ball torture for those that don't know.)
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Good morning ya'll
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That was just the beginning I am afraid. They really had a fine time with the threads that they started here last night. But some of them really showed what they are made of.
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Native Alien said:
It's called bordom, Native. They are so jaded over there from years of insulting each other and trying to actually find something to talk about this is a major amusement for them.
The posting is still going on over there. Half of them have no idea what it's even about.
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I haven't even bothered to look to be truthful. I have gotten some pms from posters over there saying how wrong it was, but to say that they will post it there...
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Native Alien said:
Don't worry about it, my friend. The reaction by the GBer's was way over the top and out of perportion to anything that happened (what that was I'm not even sure because I wasn't even here). The idea of a "Playground Panty Raid" speaks pretty much for itself.
Those of us who know you are just shaking our heads. The GBers have to eventually admit that they have made it both an unhealthy place and a place that makes everyone unwelcome.
I have friends in the GB too who are shaking their heads at the childish actions of the few who took part.
Luv you, Native
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Yea I know, there have been several pms in the box this morning and last night both showing their distaste for what happened. I just told them that if they want the job all they have to do is volunteer for it...I know that I could use the help and several of the forums are without any.
But I don't think that they are going to do that....
But I don't think that they are going to do that....
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Native Alien said:
Okkk What're you two talking about? Who? What threads?
Good mornin' everyone!
TY for the rose Mayi!
Jenny- I found just the thing for your sig...
http://64.246.26.66/wording/images/word015.gif
or...http://64.246.26.66/wording/images/word026.gif
Which do you like or should I keep looking? Do you know how to put it in?? (the image!!! the image!!)LOL
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Native Alien said:
Isn't that the essence of the GB? It's so much easier to sit around and bitch and poke fun than actually do something to help out?
There is no mod in the GB. Ever wonder why? I suggest a couple reasons (1) Who would want that job and take all the heat? and (2) You think there wouldn't be a general uprising over there lead by the same few people?
