Worried about my ass

[david_42]

Definitely underage!

 

[Eilan]

Definitely underage!

What are you talking about?

 

[Guest]

 

[Eilan]

TBK's ass picture maybe?

Oh. Duh.

It was before your time, but I started a thread admitting that I was no good at gauging people's ages. Guess that applies to asses as well.

 

[Guest]

 

[silverwhisper]

david's got a perfectly valid point there. kahuna, that violates lit's rules on pics!

yankee: i thought squats are supposed to be good for that.

ed

 

[Guest]

 

[M's girl]

I'm sorry, but sometimes I've just gotta call them like I see 'em.

Ooohw.... OK then.... Oh well.... there's something to say for honesty as well I guess...

 

[Sybarist]

I just want to say that I was having an entirely shitty evening and you guys *assing* around in this thread have given me a lift... LOL!!

Thanks.

 

[TBKahuna123]

I don't even want to think about what the process of gauging an ass might entail.

You know, I'm not even sure how you'd gauge one man's ass agaisnt another. I just know I really do like mine, though the comments on the clicker thread got me to worrying that maybe there was something wrong with it.

Unfortunately I have so bad news. I had one of the most humbling experiences last night. I hit an ace high flush on the flop and was sure that I had my opponent beat. The fiend then proceeded to hit two running cards and make an full house on the river, winning a huge pot and cleaning me out. I hate to admit, but yeah you guessed it...

I lost my ass last night in a poker game.

 

[Chicklet]

your ass is really quite hairy

have you considered hot wax?

 

[Eilan]

I lost my ass last night in a poker game.

Who's the master of your ass now?

 

[TBKahuna123]

Who's the master of your ass now?

Someone I don't know from another state. That's the worst part. At least if I'd lost my ass to my friend I could visit it once in a while. I almost lost it to my wife, but you see she's beat my ass a couple of times and I just couldn't bear to lose it to her.

 

[midwestyankee]

So...does anyone know of any sexual positions and/or activities that might help my sagging, drooping ass? I'm thinking that it might be a whole lot more enjoyable than schlepping my sagging, drooping ass to the gym. Of course it would also entail finding a willing partner in exercise, so to speak, but that's another thread altogether.